matty wrote on Aug 26
th, 2012 at 5:11pm:
No words can descrive the sheer jubilation, pride, joy and contentment that I feel at present.
Matty, you're back! Are you here for a while?
We have a lot to catch up on. You must tell us about New Zealand. Was it as you expected? Was the ETS expensive?
Look, if you're interested in a safe seat, we'll need to get the ball rolling immediately. People are already queuing up for Liberal preselection. The competition is relentless.
Also, Sexy Beast has been asking after you. I'm not sure if he's in the party, but you're definately on his radar. This is a good thing - you want to get your profile out there. We need to sell your positives.
You've been to New Zealand, so that's a start. We might be able to hook you up with Foreign Affairs and Trade, we'll see how we go.
Thoughts?