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BlOoDy RiPpEr Gold Member Offline aussie-patriot.com Posts: 2475 Sydney Gender:	Re: I'm going too Reply #30 - Jul 3^rd, 2012 at 9:31am After reading this topic i can see how the TOS only applies to some people and not others.
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Paki gob on a stick Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 103834	Re: I'm going too Reply #31 - Jul 3^rd, 2012 at 12:27pm BlOoDy RiPpEr wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2012 at 9:31am: After reading this topic i can see how the TOS only applies to some people and not others. Exactly, Ripper. Matty and I fully support the TOS. Matty wants to add this to his comprehensive list of campaign policies.
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Paki gob on a stick Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 103834	Re: I'm going too Reply #32 - Jul 3^rd, 2012 at 10:54pm Has anyone actually BEEN to New Zealand? Is it expensive? How much do they charge for beer, for example?
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Reply #33 - Jul 4^th, 2012 at 6:19am

Paki gob on a stick wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2012 at 10:54pm:

Has anyone actually BEEN to New Zealand? Is it expensive? How much do they charge for beer, for example?

It's too dear. Come to Thailand with aunty Pansi, cheap everything, besides I think you boys need some supervision.

I can't trust you to look after matty, not with all those sheep wandering around, you know what he's like.

Think about it.

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andrei said: Great isn't it? Seeing boatloads of what is nothing more than human garbage turn up.....

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Reply #34 - Jul 4^th, 2012 at 9:17am

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jul 4^th, 2012 at 6:19am:

Paki gob on a stick wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2012 at 10:54pm:

Has anyone actually BEEN to New Zealand? Is it expensive? How much do they charge for beer, for example?

It's too dear. Come to Thailand with aunty Pansi, cheap everything, besides I think you boys need some supervision.

I can't trust you to look after matty, not with all those sheep wandering around, you know what he's like.

Think about it.

You're right, Pansi. That's a marvellous idea. We'll be able to bring Corporal Karnal and make Smithy happy too.

He said he was going to bring his mates over to New Zealand to beat us up. Matty's had to record one of those Pauilne videos.

Politics is all about compromise. If they don't repeal the carbon tax, Matty can always run for a Thai seat. I hear you can makea lot of money in Thai politics.

Matty wants at least $180,000.

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Doctor Jolly Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 3808	Re: I'm going too Reply #35 - Jul 4^th, 2012 at 9:19am Matty's arrival has already changed the course of NZ politics with the deferral of their ETS.
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Reply #36 - Jul 4^th, 2012 at 9:23am

Paki gob on a stick wrote on Jul 4^th, 2012 at 9:17am:

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jul 4^th, 2012 at 6:19am:

Paki gob on a stick wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2012 at 10:54pm:

Has anyone actually BEEN to New Zealand? Is it expensive? How much do they charge for beer, for example?

It's too dear. Come to Thailand with aunty Pansi, cheap everything, besides I think you boys need some supervision.

I can't trust you to look after matty, not with all those sheep wandering around, you know what he's like.

Think about it.

You're right, Pansi. That's a marvellous idea. We'll be able to bring Corporal Karnal and make Smithy happy too.

He said he was going to bring his mates over to New Zealand to beat us up. Matty's had to record one of those Pauilne videos.

Politics is all about compromise. If they don't repeal the carbon tax, Matty can always run for a Thai seat. I hear you can makea lot of money in Thai politics.

Matty wants at least $180,000.

LIES LIES LIES

There was no mention of violence I simply stated we'd come for a visit.

Now if your guilty conscience thinks you need a beating for the lies you have and are now telling, it might be time to have a good hard look at yourself son!

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Reply #37 - Jul 4^th, 2012 at 10:23am

Paki gob on a stick wrote on Jul 4^th, 2012 at 9:17am:

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jul 4^th, 2012 at 6:19am:

Paki gob on a stick wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2012 at 10:54pm:

Has anyone actually BEEN to New Zealand? Is it expensive? How much do they charge for beer, for example?

It's too dear. Come to Thailand with aunty Pansi, cheap everything, besides I think you boys need some supervision.

I can't trust you to look after matty, not with all those sheep wandering around, you know what he's like.

Think about it.

You're right, Pansi. That's a marvellous idea. We'll be able to bring Corporal Karnal and make Smithy happy too.

He said he was going to bring his mates over to New Zealand to beat us up. Matty's had to record one of those Pauilne videos.

Politics is all about compromise. If they don't repeal the carbon tax, Matty can always run for a Thai seat. I hear you can makea lot of money in Thai politics.

Matty wants at least $180,000.

I'm so glad you've decided against New Zealand, especially when I remember what you said, was it you or Pauline? doesn't matter anyway, about his embarrassing restaurant incident. He ordered lamb shanks and when they weren't cooked to his liking, he called the head chef over and proceeded to show him how to roast lamb shanks anally style. It turns out that was matty's great uncles recipe handed down through the years.

Matty will make more than that in Thailand, especially after he makes himself known to the Thai Royal family who will treat him like one of their own, they love the alabaster look.

Matty's talents will be a bonus for the good people of Thailand, there are no borders that prohibit his open mindedness and cultural embodiment.

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Reply #38 - Jul 4^th, 2012 at 4:49pm

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jul 4^th, 2012 at 10:23am:

Paki gob on a stick wrote on Jul 4^th, 2012 at 9:17am:

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jul 4^th, 2012 at 6:19am:

Paki gob on a stick wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2012 at 10:54pm:

Has anyone actually BEEN to New Zealand? Is it expensive? How much do they charge for beer, for example?

It's too dear. Come to Thailand with aunty Pansi, cheap everything, besides I think you boys need some supervision.

I can't trust you to look after matty, not with all those sheep wandering around, you know what he's like.

Think about it.

You're right, Pansi. That's a marvellous idea. We'll be able to bring Corporal Karnal and make Smithy happy too.

He said he was going to bring his mates over to New Zealand to beat us up. Matty's had to record one of those Pauilne videos.

Politics is all about compromise. If they don't repeal the carbon tax, Matty can always run for a Thai seat. I hear you can makea lot of money in Thai politics.

Matty wants at least $180,000.

I'm so glad you've decided against New Zealand, especially when I remember what you said, was it you or Pauline? doesn't matter anyway, about his embarrassing restaurant incident. He ordered lamb shanks and when they weren't cooked to his liking, he called the head chef over and proceeded to show him how to roast lamb shanks anally style. It turns out that was matty's great uncles recipe handed down through the years.

Matty will make more than that in Thailand, especially after he makes himself known to the Thai Royal family who will treat him like one of their own, they love the alabaster look.

Matty's talents will be a bonus for the good people of Thailand, there are no borders that prohibit his open mindedness and cultural embodiment.

Excellent. We'll book the boat to Thailand. Matty should get on well with the royals. He has always gotten what he wants, and has never had to try to hard for it either.

Anally-style lamb is definately the most delicious. I guess we'll need to ship this over from New Zealand.

Thoughts?

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Reply #39 - Jul 4^th, 2012 at 5:09pm

Dsmithy70 wrote on Jul 4^th, 2012 at 9:23am:

Paki gob on a stick wrote on Jul 4^th, 2012 at 9:17am:

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Jul 4^th, 2012 at 6:19am:

Paki gob on a stick wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2012 at 10:54pm:

Has anyone actually BEEN to New Zealand? Is it expensive? How much do they charge for beer, for example?

It's too dear. Come to Thailand with aunty Pansi, cheap everything, besides I think you boys need some supervision.

I can't trust you to look after matty, not with all those sheep wandering around, you know what he's like.

Think about it.

You're right, Pansi. That's a marvellous idea. We'll be able to bring Corporal Karnal and make Smithy happy too.

He said he was going to bring his mates over to New Zealand to beat us up. Matty's had to record one of those Pauilne videos.

Politics is all about compromise. If they don't repeal the carbon tax, Matty can always run for a Thai seat. I hear you can makea lot of money in Thai politics.

Matty wants at least $180,000.

LIES LIES LIES

There was no mention of violence I simply stated we'd come for a visit.

Now if your guilty conscience thinks you need a beating for the lies you have and are now telling, it might be time to have a good hard look at yourself son!

Sorry, Smithy, I must have misread your post. Mind you, it's given Matty a good story to take to Today Tonight.

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adelcrow Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 20133 everywhere Gender:	Re: I'm going too Reply #40 - Jul 4^th, 2012 at 5:15pm Stick to Thailand..its hot, theres plenty to do and you'll meet more kiwis there than you will in NZ
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adelcrow wrote on Jul 4^th, 2012 at 5:15pm:

Stick to Thailand..its hot, theres plenty to do and you'll meet more kiwis there than you will in NZ Tongue

Good point, but Matty seems to have his heart set on New Zealand. He's ditching the specialist idea and is even talking about leaving politics altogether.

There will be a number of meetings about this announcement this morning in Canberra, let me tell you. I'm expecting a call from Mr Abbott's office any minute.

I still don't know what to say at the press conference. Matty doesn't have a young family. He doesn't have any physical health problems. The worst thing is it looks like he's fleeing the country before the election. What's our angle on this?

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