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Reply #135 - Jul 5^th, 2012 at 4:47pm

Not that it matters, bit he's given me twenty thousand dollars. No more, no less. I've been posting less te last few days, from exhaustion, because I've been geting minimal sleep. I don't even know what I was thinkng last night, I was spaced out a lot of the time. I've been getting about 2 hours sleep for the last week or so, with a couple of nights none whatsoever. Why would I even bother lying about such a thing? The only lie that I've ever told on here was that I was once a member of the Greens, which I freely admit was a lie.

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matty Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 11055 East Sydney Gender:	Re: I am leaving Australia because of the carbon tax. Reply #137 - Jul 5^th, 2012 at 4:56pm That's funny, because I am doing medical science at uni. I'm not going back into it, I have already explained myself. I am leaving, I'm glad, good luck with your carbon tax.
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Reply #138 - Jul 5^th, 2012 at 5:00pm

matty wrote on Jul 5^th, 2012 at 4:56pm:

That's funny, because I am doing medical science at uni.

I'm not going back into it, I have already explained myself. I am leaving, I'm glad, good luck with your carbon tax.

On 2nd thoughts, you're doing a wonderful job of digging your way there. Need an extra shovel or 2?

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Reply #139 - Jul 5^th, 2012 at 5:01pm

MissFixItOrElse wrote on Jul 5^th, 2012 at 4:51pm:

Matty, tell you what, I am prepared to buy you a 1 way ticket to NZ, but only because I'd be doing Australia a service ( our national IQ average would rise immediately ). Something tells me, our dole queue would fall immediately also lol!

MissFixItOrElse wrote on Jul 5^th, 2012 at 5:00pm:

matty wrote on Jul 5^th, 2012 at 4:56pm:

That's funny, because I am doing medical science at uni.

I'm not going back into it, I have already explained myself. I am leaving, I'm glad, good luck with your carbon tax.

On 2nd thoughts, you're doing a wonderful job of digging your way there. Need an extra shovel or 2?

Deflection by defecation - Matty's new strategy in typo saga versioning lol!

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Re: I am leaving Australia because of the carbon tax.
Reply #140 - Jul 5^th, 2012 at 5:02pm

matty wrote on Jul 5^th, 2012 at 4:56pm:

That's funny, because I am doing medical science at uni.
I'm not going back into it, I have already explained myself. I am leaving, I'm glad, good luck with your carbon tax.

Was that a typo too?

"That's funny, because I am stacking shelves at Coles."

Just checking. Wink

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Reply #141 - Jul 5^th, 2012 at 5:07pm

MissFixItOrElse wrote on Jul 5^th, 2012 at 5:01pm:

MissFixItOrElse wrote on Jul 5^th, 2012 at 4:51pm:

Matty, tell you what, I am prepared to buy you a 1 way ticket to NZ, but only because I'd be doing Australia a service ( our national IQ average would rise immediately ). Something tells me, our dole queue would fall immediately also lol!

MissFixItOrElse wrote on Jul 5^th, 2012 at 5:00pm:

matty wrote on Jul 5^th, 2012 at 4:56pm:

That's funny, because I am doing medical science at uni.

I'm not going back into it, I have already explained myself. I am leaving, I'm glad, good luck with your carbon tax.

On 2nd thoughts, you're doing a wonderful job of digging your way there. Need an extra shovel or 2?

Deflection by defecation - Matty's new strategy in typo saga versioning lol!

Uncle Meat wrote on Jul 5^th, 2012 at 5:02pm:

matty wrote on Jul 5^th, 2012 at 4:56pm:

That's funny, because I am doing medical science at uni.
I'm not going back into it, I have already explained myself. I am leaving, I'm glad, good luck with your carbon tax.

Was that a typo too?

"That's funny, because I am stacking shelves at Coles."

Just checking. Wink

Oh dear lol! Just when the latest version of Matty's lie story was being imagined posted lol!

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lisa.greek Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1595 Cairns QLD	Re: I am leaving Australia because of the carbon tax. Reply #142 - Jul 5^th, 2012 at 5:12pm What is Palmerston going to do without you Matty? Empty supermarket shelves, dirty streets, although Palmstain Centrelink can reduce staff by one as you will be NZs problem. Hope Daddy's house isn't in Christchurch - then again maybe I do
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Reply #143 - Jul 5^th, 2012 at 5:16pm

matty wrote on Jul 5^th, 2012 at 4:56pm:

That's funny, because I am doing medical science at uni.

I'm not going back into it, I have already explained myself. I am leaving, I'm glad, good luck with your carbon tax.

NZ has a carbon tax

http://www.newzealandtaxation.com/2012/07/nz-australia-to-synchronize-carbon-tax...

lol

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Reply #144 - Jul 5^th, 2012 at 8:56pm

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Jul 5^th, 2012 at 5:16pm:

matty wrote on Jul 5^th, 2012 at 4:56pm:

That's funny, because I am doing medical science at uni.

I'm not going back into it, I have already explained myself. I am leaving, I'm glad, good luck with your carbon tax.

NZ has a carbon tax

http://www.newzealandtaxation.com/2012/07/nz-australia-to-synchronize-carbon-tax...

lol

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Now that IS funny SOB!

Something tells me that Matty isn't going to bother coming back to Oz or Oz Pol after yet another hilarious outing session.

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nairbe Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2587 Rural NSW Gender:	Re: I am leaving Australia because of the carbon tax. Reply #145 - Jul 5^th, 2012 at 8:59pm GO AWAY, PISS OFF AND STAY THERE. IF YOU ARE SPITTING THE DUMMY OVER SUCH A SMALL REFORM THAT IS ALREADY PROVING A NON-EVENT THEN YOU ARE NOT WANTED AS YOU ARE A SELFISH LOOSER.
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Reply #146 - Jul 5^th, 2012 at 9:16pm

MissFixItOrElse wrote on Jul 5^th, 2012 at 8:56pm:

Sir Spot of Borg wrote on Jul 5^th, 2012 at 5:16pm:

matty wrote on Jul 5^th, 2012 at 4:56pm:

That's funny, because I am doing medical science at uni.

I'm not going back into it, I have already explained myself. I am leaving, I'm glad, good luck with your carbon tax.

NZ has a carbon tax

http://www.newzealandtaxation.com/2012/07/nz-australia-to-synchronize-carbon-tax...

lol

SOB

Now that IS funny SOB!

Something tells me that Matty isn't going to bother coming back to Oz or Oz Pol after yet another hilarious outing session.

I have bigger balls than you, and can face up to critcism. NZ has an ETS, not a carbon tax.

And no, I am not on centre link and don't work at Coles stacking shelves.

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matty Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 11055 East Sydney Gender:	Re: I am leaving Australia because of the carbon tax. Reply #147 - Jul 5^th, 2012 at 9:17pm nairbe wrote on Jul 5^th, 2012 at 8:59pm: GO AWAY, PISS OFF AND STAY THERE. IF YOU ARE SPITTING THE DUMMY OVER SUCH A SMALL REFORM THAT IS ALREADY PROVING A NON-EVENT THEN YOU ARE NOT WANTED AS YOU ARE A SELFISH LOOSER. How am I selfish? And it's not a reform.
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Re: I am leaving Australia because of the carbon tax.
Reply #148 - Jul 5^th, 2012 at 11:30pm

matty wrote on Jul 5^th, 2012 at 9:16pm:

I have bigger balls than you, and can face up to critcism. NZ has an ETS, not a carbon tax.

And no, I am not on centre link and don't work at Coles stacking shelves.

Nooo... you have no balls. Or dick for that matter. Gender reassignment, remember? That means you are officially dickless.

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MissFixItOrElse Full Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 133 Gender:	Re: I am leaving Australia because of the carbon tax. Reply #149 - Jul 5^th, 2012 at 11:55pm This ridiculous topic (just like its author) is done and dusted.
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