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Re: Did Muhammad (pbuh) speak to Moses?
Reply #15 - Jun 2^nd, 2012 at 3:42pm

falah wrote on Jun 1^st, 2012 at 8:42am:

NorthOfNorth wrote on Jun 1^st, 2012 at 4:17am:

falah wrote on May 25^th, 2012 at 4:32pm:

God reduced the amount of compulsory prayers because He is Merciful. God showed us that He could have made 50 prayers per day compulsory, but he mercifully didn't.

So Allah Changes his mind? Cannot be a god, then.

Obviously God Almighty planned this all along. But He lets us know what His rights are, and how Merciful He is by letting us know that He could have made 50 prays compulsory.

By allowing things to occur as they did, God demonstrates to us that more prayers are desirable to him. If one follows the prophetic prayers as taught by Prophet Muhammed (God's peace & blessings upon him), they equal about 50 units of prayer per day. Praying 5 times per day is considered the bare minimum.

So what happens when you miss morning prayer Falah, does satan urinate in your ears?

Should we interpret that as satan being unhappy with those who miss morning prayer by his urinating in muslims ears?

Wo are you really worshipping when sura 4:82 says the Quran is not from Allah and satan urinates in the ears of those who miss morning prayers?
http://quran.com/4/82

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Narrated Abdullah A person was mentioned before the prophet and he was told that he had kept on sleeping till morning and had not got up for the prayer, The Prophet said "Satan urinated in his ears"

http://sunnah.com/search/satan-urinates

Have muslims considered using ear plugs as a satan urination prevention device?

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freediver Gold Member Offline www.ozpolitic.com Posts: 51899 At my desk.	Re: Did Muhammad (pbuh) speak to Moses? Reply #16 - Jun 2^nd, 2012 at 3:52pm I thought Islam forbade jokes? Or was Muhammed serious?
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Yadda Gold Member Offline Posts: 22605 A cat with a view	Re: Did Muhammad (pbuh) speak to Moses? Reply #17 - Jun 4^th, 2012 at 1:23pm freediver wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2012 at 3:52pm: I thought Islam forbade jokes? Or was Muhammed serious? Deadly, imo.
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freediver Gold Member Offline www.ozpolitic.com Posts: 51899 At my desk.	Re: Did Muhammad (pbuh) speak to Moses? Reply #18 - Jun 4^th, 2012 at 5:50pm Is there any 'Hadith science' comparing the health benefits of Satan urine to that of camel urine? Perhaps Satan urine could be used to treat sleep disorders? Does goat urine count as a more convenient substitute?
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bludger Senior Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 314 Gender:	Re: Did Muhammad (pbuh) speak to Moses? Reply #19 - Jun 4^th, 2012 at 8:54pm All those million litres of urine going to waste. It could be put to much better use watering lemon trees.
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Re: Did Muhammad (pbuh) speak to Moses?
Reply #20 - Jun 4^th, 2012 at 9:06pm

Baronvonrort wrote on Jun 2^nd, 2012 at 3:42pm:

falah wrote on Jun 1^st, 2012 at 8:42am:

NorthOfNorth wrote on Jun 1^st, 2012 at 4:17am:

falah wrote on May 25^th, 2012 at 4:32pm:

God reduced the amount of compulsory prayers because He is Merciful. God showed us that He could have made 50 prayers per day compulsory, but he mercifully didn't.

So Allah Changes his mind? Cannot be a god, then.

Obviously God Almighty planned this all along. But He lets us know what His rights are, and how Merciful He is by letting us know that He could have made 50 prays compulsory.

By allowing things to occur as they did, God demonstrates to us that more prayers are desirable to him. If one follows the prophetic prayers as taught by Prophet Muhammed (God's peace & blessings upon him), they equal about 50 units of prayer per day. Praying 5 times per day is considered the bare minimum.

So what happens when you miss morning prayer Falah, does satan urinate in your ears?

Should we interpret that as satan being unhappy with those who miss morning prayer by his urinating in muslims ears?

Wo are you really worshipping when sura 4:82 says the Quran is not from Allah and satan urinates in the ears of those who miss morning prayers?
http://quran.com/4/82

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Narrated Abdullah A person was mentioned before the prophet and he was told that he had kept on sleeping till morning and had not got up for the prayer, The Prophet said "Satan urinated in his ears"

http://sunnah.com/search/satan-urinates

Have muslims considered using ear plugs as a satan urination prevention device?

Typically the retarded ones, as usual, miss the point.

Satan does not urinate in people's ears because they miss prayers.

People miss prayers because Satan urinates in their ear.

In Muslim countries the call to prayer is announced every morning. Satan tries to stop some people from hearing the prayer.

The satanic spirits do not inhabit the same physical realm as humans. They are created from the smokeless flame. One does not expect to perceive the urine of satanic spirits in the same manner as the creature of our physical realm.

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freediver Gold Member Offline www.ozpolitic.com Posts: 51899 At my desk.	Re: Did Muhammad (pbuh) speak to Moses? Reply #21 - Jun 4^th, 2012 at 9:44pm Falah, is Satanic urine a good cure for sleep disorders? How do it's medicinal properties compare with that of camel urine? Is goat urine an effective substitute?
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Re: Did Muhammad (pbuh) speak to Moses?
Reply #22 - Jun 5^th, 2012 at 12:52am

freediver wrote on Jun 4^th, 2012 at 9:44pm:

Falah, is Satanic urine a good cure for sleep disorders?

You tell me. Afterall, you are the one who is in league with Satan.

freediver wrote on Jun 4^th, 2012 at 9:44pm:

How do it's medicinal properties compare with that of camel urine? Is goat urine an effective substitute?

You mock the medicinal value of such medicinal practice. But do you think it is strange that the American pharmaceutical giant Wyeth uses horse urine in its medicines?

Is it hilarious that Whyeth, valued at about $70 billion uses horse urine?

Are you retarded Freeeliar? Are your parents brother and sister?

i imagine that you look abit like the kid playing banjo in the Deliverance movie.

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Re: Did Muhammad (pbuh) speak to Moses?
Reply #23 - Jun 5^th, 2012 at 8:16pm

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You tell me. Afterall, you are the one who is in league with Satan.

How would I know Falah? I only just heard about Satan urinating in people's ears.

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You mock the medicinal value of such medicinal practice.

I am asking you about it Falah.

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But do you think it is strange that the American pharmaceutical giant Wyeth uses horse urine in its medicines?

Obviously it is strange if the Koran recommends camel urine instead. Or Satan urine. What were they thinking? Perhaps camel urine is Allah's second great gift to Muslims after all that oil. Can you recommend any Saudi pharmaceutical companies to invest in?

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Soren Gold Member Offline Posts: 25654 Gender:	Re: Did Muhammad (pbuh) speak to Moses? Reply #24 - Jun 6^th, 2012 at 10:41am freediver wrote on Jun 4^th, 2012 at 9:44pm: Falah, is Satanic urine a good cure for sleep disorders? How do it's medicinal properties compare with that of camel urine? Is goat urine an effective substitute? Now you're takin' the piss...
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Re: Did Muhammad (pbuh) speak to Moses?
Reply #25 - Jun 6^th, 2012 at 10:45am

falah wrote on Jun 5^th, 2012 at 12:52am:

freediver wrote on Jun 4^th, 2012 at 9:44pm:

Falah, is Satanic urine a good cure for sleep disorders?

You tell me. Afterall, you are the one who is in league with Satan.

SO does this mean that FD can piss in the ears of sleepless Muslims and that will cure them??

If I am in league with Satan, can I do it too?
I'm here to help.

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Sprintcyclist Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 41193 Gender:	Re: Did Muhammad (pbuh) speak to Moses? Reply #26 - Jun 6^th, 2012 at 10:47am count me in, drinking a glass of water now to aid the cause
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Re: Did Muhammad (pbuh) speak to Moses?
Reply #27 - Jun 6^th, 2012 at 10:50am

freediver wrote on Jun 5^th, 2012 at 8:16pm:

Obviously it is strange if the Koran recommends camel urine instead. Or Satan urine. What were they thinking?

Freeliar, in order to support your lies, Can you demonstrate where the Quran says to use any type of urine?

Of course you cannot because you are a liar.

Are you aware that you are lying or do you do it so often that you actually cannot tell whether you are lying or telling the truth?

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Re: Did Muhammad (pbuh) speak to Moses?
Reply #28 - Jun 6^th, 2012 at 11:23am

falah wrote on Jun 6^th, 2012 at 10:50am:

freediver wrote on Jun 5^th, 2012 at 8:16pm:

Obviously it is strange if the Koran recommends camel urine instead. Or Satan urine. What were they thinking?

Freeliar, in order to support your lies, Can you demonstrate where the Quran says to use any type of urine?

Of course you cannot because you are a liar.

Are you aware that you are lying or do you do it so often that you actually cannot tell whether you are lying or telling the truth?

It's a hadith, actually:

Hadith 1:234 Narrated Abu Qilaba:Anas said, "Some people of 'Ukl or 'Uraina tribe came to Medina and its climate did not suit them. So the Prophet ordered them to go to the herd of (Milch) camels and to drink their milk and urine (as a medicine). So they went as directed and after they became healthy, they killed the shepherd of the Prophet and drove away all the camels. The news reached the Prophet early in the morning and he sent (men) in their pursuit and they were captured and brought at noon. He then ordered to cut their hands and feet (and it was done), and their eyes were branded with heated pieces of iron, They were put in 'Al-Harra' and when they asked for water, no water was given to them." Abu Qilaba said, "Those people committed theft and murder, became infidels after embracing Islam and fought against Allah and His Apostle."

Islam = Koran + hadith.

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freediver Gold Member Offline www.ozpolitic.com Posts: 51899 At my desk.	Re: Did Muhammad (pbuh) speak to Moses? Reply #29 - Jun 6^th, 2012 at 7:35pm Falah, I am asking you, not telling you. Is Satan urine a cure for sleep disorders?
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