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Dirty Paki Khunt
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Armchair, that is not the spirit at all. There are plenty of ways Labor could get back in. Anything could happen.
Perhaps Juliar could turn a cargo ship carrying shipwrecked people away.
No no, that's been done. Perhaps she could start a war with Indonesia.
Yes, I know, Bob Carr wouldn't let her. Stephen Smith might - he'd do anything to shaft the army.
Still, Indonesia would win. Plus, they're too close. We need a good foreign war - like Gallipoli. Someone we can beat, miles away, and someone the Amerikans will take the lead on.
How about Pakistan? They might be allies, but that doesn't mean we have to like them.
Look - say some Paki terrorist shoots down one of Amerika's drones. Are we just meant to stand back and let it happen?
We can't. There's the ANZUS treaty for a start. Australia takes its treaty obligations very seriously. Also, we have a relationship with the US, a shared culture. Not to mention trade considerations.
Then, into Pakistan for another endless war and Labor gets another term - hopefully with a majority this time. Juliar gets to look tough and statesmanlike. A warrior. What's the right word?
Thatcheresque.
Would you vote for her? Who wouldn't? She'd be our Joan of Arc standing up against Pakistani tyranny. She'd be defending Western civilization itself. Forget a a few dodgy insulation schemes, Juliar would be taking us onto the world stage, the theatre of war.
And you don't change generals at the start of a battle. This, after all, is about security.
If Juliar took the fight to the enemy of the Western civilization, we'd be with her in a flash.
Still, that's the problem with the Labor Party these days. No imagination.
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