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Could Mr Abbott be straight?
May 2^nd, 2012 at 2:46pm

With the national gaze currently focused on Mr Slipper's sexuality, Mr Abbott has avoided all scruitiny. We know that Mr Abbott loves to be seen in his red speedos and tease all the guys at the beach. Sources say he often comes onto guys in the showers.

Whether this is just a vote-pulling tactic, Mr Abbott has a number of young male staffers and often flirts with them. He is very competetive around younger men at the Parliament House gym, and is often seen naked in the shower room after a hot session.

Mr Abbott can be seen in a number of photos publicly flirting with older politicians as well. It is unknown whether Mr Abbott prefers twinks or bears.

Clearly, Mr Abbott is a slut, but do you think he could be straight?

I know someone who would love to get to know him better, but doesn't want to embarrass himself and ruin his chances of a political career.

Thoughts?

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Re: Could Mr Abbott be straight?
Reply #1 - May 2^nd, 2012 at 2:48pm

Paki gob on a stick wrote on May 2^nd, 2012 at 2:46pm:

With the national gaze currently focused on Mr Slipper's sexuality, Mr Abbott has avoided all scruitiny. We know that Mr Abbott loves to be seen in his red speedos and tease all the guys at the beach. Sources say he often comes onto guys in the showers.

Whether this is just a vote-pulling tactic, Mr Abbott has a number of young male staffers and often flirts with them. He is very competetive around younger men at the Parliament House gym, and is often seen naked in the shower room after a hot session.

Mr Abbott can be seen in a number of photos publicly flirting with older politicians as well. It is unknown whether Mr Abbott prefers twinks or bears.

Clearly, Mr Abbott is a slut, but do you think he could be straight?

I know someone who would love to get to know him better, but doesn't want to embarrass himself and ruin his chances of a political career.

Thoughts?

I'm thinking you're an absolute moron.

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Re: Could Mr Abbott be straight?
Reply #2 - May 2^nd, 2012 at 2:52pm

Paki gob on a stick wrote on May 2^nd, 2012 at 2:46pm:

With the national gaze currently focused on Mr Slipper's sexuality, Mr Abbott has avoided all scruitiny. We know that Mr Abbott loves to be seen in his red speedos and tease all the guys at the beach. Sources say he often comes onto guys in the showers.

Whether this is just a vote-pulling tactic, Mr Abbott has a number of young male staffers and often flirts with them. He is very competetive around younger men at the Parliament House gym, and is often seen naked in the shower room after a hot session.

Mr Abbott can be seen in a number of photos publicly flirting with older politicians as well. It is unknown whether Mr Abbott prefers twinks or bears.

Clearly, Mr Abbott is a slut, but do you think he could be straight?

I know someone who would love to get to know him better, but doesn't want to embarrass himself and ruin his chances of a political career.

Thoughts?

Prolly bi

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Doctor Jolly Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 3808	Re: Could Mr Abbott be straight? Reply #3 - May 2^nd, 2012 at 2:53pm He did offer up his bottom to wilkie didnt he ? Shouldnt be too hard to shake a few skeletons out of the closet. He did have to leave the church for "unspecified reasons". Perhaps inappropriate lifestyle choices was one of them.
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Re: Could Mr Abbott be straight?
Reply #4 - May 2^nd, 2012 at 2:57pm

Armchair_Politician wrote on May 2^nd, 2012 at 2:48pm:

Paki gob on a stick wrote on May 2^nd, 2012 at 2:46pm:

With the national gaze currently focused on Mr Slipper's sexuality, Mr Abbott has avoided all scruitiny. We know that Mr Abbott loves to be seen in his red speedos and tease all the guys at the beach. Sources say he often comes onto guys in the showers.

Whether this is just a vote-pulling tactic, Mr Abbott has a number of young male staffers and often flirts with them. He is very competetive around younger men at the Parliament House gym, and is often seen naked in the shower room after a hot session.

Mr Abbott can be seen in a number of photos publicly flirting with older politicians as well. It is unknown whether Mr Abbott prefers twinks or bears.

Clearly, Mr Abbott is a slut, but do you think he could be straight?

I know someone who would love to get to know him better, but doesn't want to embarrass himself and ruin his chances of a political career.

Thoughts?

I'm thinking you're an absolute moron.

Armchair, as the alternative prime minister, we have every right to know what sort of guys Mr Abbott is into.

We know that Mr Slipper likes young guys. I think Mr Abbott is more of an all-rounder, but I'm only speculating.

If you don't have anything constructive to add, Armchair, you're welcome to go and have a wank on your own.

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Uncle Meat Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2434 Tasmania Gender:	Re: Could Mr Abbott be straight? Reply #5 - May 2^nd, 2012 at 2:57pm Paki gob on a stick wrote on May 2^nd, 2012 at 2:46pm: ... do you think he could be straight? "straight: Showing or marked by honesty or fair-mindedness" No. http://www.thefreedictionary.com/straight
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Uncle Meat Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2434 Tasmania Gender:	Re: Could Mr Abbott be straight? Reply #6 - May 2^nd, 2012 at 2:59pm Paki gob on a stick wrote on May 2^nd, 2012 at 2:57pm: Armchair, as the alternative prime minister, we have every right to know what sort of guys Mr Abbott is into. No. We don't. Our only concern is how he intends to bugger the country.
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corporate_whitey Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 8896 Archivist	Re: Could Mr Abbott be straight? Reply #7 - May 2^nd, 2012 at 3:04pm Currently we are not allowed to talk about homosexuals because almost everyone in the born to rule class has sucked big time to the top.
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Uncle Meat Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2434 Tasmania Gender:	Re: Could Mr Abbott be straight? Reply #8 - May 2^nd, 2012 at 3:09pm corporate_whitey wrote on May 2^nd, 2012 at 3:04pm: Currently we are not allowed to talk about homosexuals because almost everyone in the born to rule class has sucked big time to the top. Some may find that hard to swallow.
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Re: Could Mr Abbott be straight?
Reply #9 - May 2^nd, 2012 at 3:09pm

Uncle Meat wrote on May 2^nd, 2012 at 2:59pm:

Paki gob on a stick wrote on May 2^nd, 2012 at 2:57pm:

Armchair, as the alternative prime minister, we have every right to know what sort of guys Mr Abbott is into.

No. We don't.

Our only concern is how he intends to bugger the country.

lolol though that apparently isnt our business either

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corporate_whitey Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 8896 Archivist	Re: Could Mr Abbott be straight? Reply #10 - May 2^nd, 2012 at 3:13pm Uncle Meat wrote on May 2^nd, 2012 at 3:09pm: corporate_whitey wrote on May 2^nd, 2012 at 3:04pm: Currently we are not allowed to talk about homosexuals because almost everyone in the born to rule class has sucked big time to the top. Some may find that hard to swallow.
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Re: Could Mr Abbott be straight?
Reply #11 - May 2^nd, 2012 at 3:45pm

Paki gob on a stick wrote on May 2^nd, 2012 at 2:57pm:

Armchair_Politician wrote on May 2^nd, 2012 at 2:48pm:

Paki gob on a stick wrote on May 2^nd, 2012 at 2:46pm:

With the national gaze currently focused on Mr Slipper's sexuality, Mr Abbott has avoided all scruitiny. We know that Mr Abbott loves to be seen in his red speedos and tease all the guys at the beach. Sources say he often comes onto guys in the showers.

Whether this is just a vote-pulling tactic, Mr Abbott has a number of young male staffers and often flirts with them. He is very competetive around younger men at the Parliament House gym, and is often seen naked in the shower room after a hot session.

Mr Abbott can be seen in a number of photos publicly flirting with older politicians as well. It is unknown whether Mr Abbott prefers twinks or bears.

Clearly, Mr Abbott is a slut, but do you think he could be straight?

I know someone who would love to get to know him better, but doesn't want to embarrass himself and ruin his chances of a political career.

Thoughts?

I'm thinking you're an absolute moron.

Armchair, as the alternative prime minister, we have every right to know what sort of guys Mr Abbott is into.

We know that Mr Slipper likes young guys. I think Mr Abbott is more of an all-rounder, but I'm only speculating.

If you don't have anything constructive to add, Armchair, you're welcome to go and have a wank on your own.

You're still an absolute moron.

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Soren Gold Member Offline Posts: 25654 Gender:	Re: Could Mr Abbott be straight? Reply #12 - May 2^nd, 2012 at 3:48pm Paki gob on a stick wrote on May 2^nd, 2012 at 2:46pm: We know that Mr Abbott loves to be seen in his red speedos and tease all the guys at the beach. You mean tease you and your fellow arse bandits, PB.
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Uncle Meat Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2434 Tasmania Gender:	Re: Could Mr Abbott be straight? Reply #13 - May 2^nd, 2012 at 3:51pm corporate_whitey wrote on May 2^nd, 2012 at 3:13pm: http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/201111/r860827_8253178.jpg
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... Gold Member Offline Posts: 23673 WA Gender:	Re: Could Mr Abbott be straight? Reply #14 - May 2^nd, 2012 at 3:53pm Uncle Meat wrote on May 2^nd, 2012 at 3:51pm: corporate_whitey wrote on May 2^nd, 2012 at 3:13pm: http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/201111/r860827_8253178.jpg http://images.wikia.com/characters/images/9/98/Kermit-two1.jpg While I do see some resemblance, I think this is closer:
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