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Iraqi women and cucumbers
Apr 23^rd, 2012 at 11:12pm

I know it's old news, but I thought I would post it anyway....

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Al-Qa'eda is losing support in Iraq because of a brutal crackdown on activities it regards as un-Islamic - including women buying cucumbers.

Besides the terrible killings inflicted by the fanatics on those who refuse to pledge allegiance to them, Al-Qa'eda has lost credibility for enforcing a series of rules imposing their way of thought on the most mundane aspects of everyday life.

They include a ban on women buying suggestively-shaped vegetables, according to one tribal leader in the western province of Anbar.

Sheikh Hameed al-Hayyes, a Sunni elder, told Reuters: "They even killed female goats because their private parts were not covered and their tails were pointed upward, which they said was haram.

"They regarded the cucumber as male and tomato as female. Women were not allowed to buy cucumbers, only men."

Other farcical stipulations include an edict not to buy or sell ice-cream, because it did not exist in the time of the Prophet, while hair salons and shops selling cosmetics have also been bombed."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iraq/2538545/Al-Qaeda-in-Ir...

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Reply #1 - Apr 23^rd, 2012 at 11:16pm

Frances wrote on Apr 23^rd, 2012 at 11:12pm:

I know it's old news, but I thought I would post it anyway....

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Al-Qa'eda is losing support in Iraq because of a brutal crackdown on activities it regards as un-Islamic - including women buying cucumbers.

Besides the terrible killings inflicted by the fanatics on those who refuse to pledge allegiance to them, Al-Qa'eda has lost credibility for enforcing a series of rules imposing their way of thought on the most mundane aspects of everyday life.
They include a ban on women buying suggestively-shaped vegetables, according to one tribal leader in the western province of Anbar.

Sheikh Hameed al-Hayyes, a Sunni elder, told Reuters: "They even killed female goats because their private parts were not covered and their tails were pointed upward, which they said was haram.

"They regarded the cucumber as male and tomato as female. Women were not allowed to buy cucumbers, only men."
Other farcical stipulations include an edict not to buy or sell ice-cream, because it did not exist in the time of the Prophet, while hair salons and shops selling cosmetics have also been bombed."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iraq/2538545/Al-Qaeda-in-Ir...

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Sir Spot of Borg Gold Member Offline WE ARE BORG Posts: 26540 Australia	Re: Iraqi women and cucumbers Reply #2 - Apr 24^th, 2012 at 8:18am Goldstein is alive and well SOB
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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 13182 Armidale Gender:	Re: Iraqi women and cucumbers Reply #3 - Apr 24^th, 2012 at 8:38am If male goats are allowed to flaunt their hairy bits, then why do Muslim men wear trousers / long robes? Women stand directly behind goats when herding them.
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Reply #4 - Apr 24^th, 2012 at 10:14am

Surely if they slaughtered all the female goats, in a few more years there would not be many goats left in Iraq. Doesn't seem like a very bright thing to do.

Why pick on the goats anyway? There must be plenty of other female animals whose genitalia are visible. Maybe the female goats were too much of a temptation for the men that looked after them....

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Reply #5 - Apr 24^th, 2012 at 5:35pm

Frances wrote on Apr 24^th, 2012 at 10:14am:

Maybe the female goats were too much of a temptation for the men that looked after them....

Islam has punishments of 100 lashes or stoning for consenting adults having sex outside of marriage.

This is what the Quran says about having sex with animals-
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There is a hadith-
Abu Dawud 38:4450- There is no prescribed punishment for one who has sexual intercourse with an animal.

Islam has severe punishments for consenting adults who have sex outside of being married which makes sex with animals attractive since that has no punishment.

Simach Masgoof is a national dish of Iraq, it is smoked carp, a bit of trivia for you.

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Uncle Meat Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2434 Tasmania Gender:	Re: Iraqi women and cucumbers Reply #6 - Apr 24^th, 2012 at 5:45pm What about oranges, for the lebians?
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Life_goes_on Gold Member Offline Posts: 4772 400kms south of Yobsville, Qld Gender:	Re: Iraqi women and cucumbers Reply #7 - Apr 24^th, 2012 at 5:48pm I can't help but snigger when I buy a cucumber. Perhaps it's just me.
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Uncle Meat Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 2434 Tasmania Gender:	Re: Iraqi women and cucumbers Reply #8 - Apr 24^th, 2012 at 5:50pm Life_goes_on wrote on Apr 24^th, 2012 at 5:48pm: I can't help but snigger when I buy a cucumber. Perhaps it's just me. Whenever I see a woman buying two, I always ask if she's going to eat the other one.
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Re: Iraqi women and cucumbers
Reply #9 - Apr 24^th, 2012 at 5:52pm

Frances wrote on Apr 23^rd, 2012 at 11:12pm:

I know it's old news, but I thought I would post it anyway....

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Al-Qa'eda is losing support in Iraq because of a brutal crackdown on activities it regards as un-Islamic - including women buying cucumbers.

Besides the terrible killings inflicted by the fanatics on those who refuse to pledge allegiance to them, Al-Qa'eda has lost credibility for enforcing a series of rules imposing their way of thought on the most mundane aspects of everyday life.

They include a ban on women buying suggestively-shaped vegetables, according to one tribal leader in the western province of Anbar.

Sheikh Hameed al-Hayyes, a Sunni elder, told Reuters: "They even killed female goats because their private parts were not covered and their tails were pointed upward, which they said was haram.

"They regarded the cucumber as male and tomato as female. Women were not allowed to buy cucumbers, only men."

Other farcical stipulations include an edict not to buy or sell ice-cream, because it did not exist in the time of the Prophet, while hair salons and shops selling cosmetics have also been bombed."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iraq/2538545/Al-Qaeda-in-Ir...

It is old news and it's been posted before, but by all means, feel free to keep trotting out every piece of anti-Muslim crap you can find.

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Life_goes_on Gold Member Offline Posts: 4772 400kms south of Yobsville, Qld Gender:	Re: Iraqi women and cucumbers Reply #10 - Apr 24^th, 2012 at 5:57pm Didn't the last muslim/cucumber story turn out to be a bit of a porky? I think they get trotted out from time to time just to get Mr and Mrs Prole's knickers in a knot.
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Reply #11 - Apr 24^th, 2012 at 6:00pm

Baronvonrort wrote on Apr 24^th, 2012 at 5:35pm:

There is a hadith-
Abu Dawud 38:4450- There is no prescribed punishment for one who has sexual intercourse with an animal.

Islam has severe punishments for consenting adults who have sex outside of being married which makes sex with animals attractive since that has no punishment.

Apparently, it's very common, everywhere. I somehow think that clandestine sex is a lot more common than bestialty.
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The Kinsey reports controversially rated the percentage of people who had sexual interaction with animals at some point in their lives as 8% for men and 3.6% for women, and claimed it was 40–50% in people living near farms,[14] but some later writers dispute the figures, because the study lacked a random sample in that it included a disproportional amount of prisoners, causing sampling bias. Martin Duberman has written that it is difficult to get a random sample in sexual research, and that even when Paul Gebhard, Kinsey's research successor, removed prison samples from the figures, he found the figures were not significantly changed.[15]

http://www.kinseyinstitute.org/research/ak-data.html

I must have led a very sheltered life.

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Reply #12 - Apr 24^th, 2012 at 6:11pm

Life_goes_on wrote on Apr 24^th, 2012 at 5:57pm:

Didn't the last muslim/cucumber story turn out to be a bit of a porky?

I think they get trotted out from time to time just to get Mr and Mrs Prole's knickers in a knot.

Anything from the Telegraph should be taken with a grain of salt. It's called bar-room journalism. If the paper is short of a few filler stories, the journos will head off the bar, and after a few drinks, they'll come up with some copy.

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falah Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 3162	Re: Iraqi women and cucumbers Reply #13 - Apr 24^th, 2012 at 7:44pm Here we go. The same fake story recycled on Ozpolitics.
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Grey Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 5341 Gender:	Re: Iraqi women and cucumbers Reply #14 - Apr 24^th, 2012 at 8:47pm A search on Google for 'porn featuring beastiality' produced 4,370,000 hits . Porn featuring homosexuality produced 5,830,000 hits. Porn featuring vegetables 8,260,000 hits. I'm not sure what this tells me, but I'm glad to be growing my own vegetables. I might put in a security camera.
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