Don't you love it when the jokes come out?

What's the difference between Ben Cousins and a McDonald's cup?

Nothing. They're both filled with ice and coke.

Where were you when you heard about 9/11?

Me? I was in my office.

Where were you when you heard about Ben Cousins being arrested.

I was at school, then the office, then driving to work, then giving birth...................

What did Stephen Bradbury say?
The only person to spend more time on the ice than him was Ben Cousins.

What's the difference between an esky and Ben Cousins?

Nothing, they're both filled with ice.

This clown was on the front page of the West Australian.

Seriously, how is this worthy of the front page of our only newspaper?

I suppose Channel 7 News will dedicate an hour long bulletin to him tonight (unless they can find a cat stuck up a tree somewhere).

Why is WA obsessed with this failed sportsman?

Christ, I know it's a boring state but we're not that bad.

He is a looser pure and simple. :

Love the jokes, he deserves them

nairbe wrote on Mar 29^th, 2012 at 6:27pm:


I notice Mick Malthouse who has an opinion on just about everything has been quite on the issue.....He probably thinks there is nothing wrong with someone being caught speeding as he has overlooked it in the past!!!

nairbe wrote on Mar 31^st, 2012 at 7:39pm:




I will drink to that!!!

I will drink to that!!! [/quote]
I agree with

Seen many an addict (well, a few anyway) use weed to help them kick their habit for the more destructive drugs. 
Looks like that avenue has just been taken from him. 

Ben has been arrested again in Perth today with pot and a smoking implement in his car.....He was pulled over in a routine stop and had his care searched when the cops found the goods.....I have hardly ever been pulled over and I have never had my car searched.....Ben is paying the price for his smug behaviour and I have no doubt he is being targeted by police.....It will only get worse for him if he does not give it up!!!



http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/ben-cousins-faces-new-drug-charges-for-pos...

That could be a joke Amadd.

He was going to smuggle drugs hidden up his anus into a rehabilitation centre for recovering drug addicts.

He is a dealer of illicit drugs.

The reason that police knew that he had drugs on him was that they had been monitoring him for quite a while. He charged people a fee to attend his parties so that he that he could sell them drugs.

This 'role model' lied to his fans, the kids who idolised him and their parents.

I hope no one has died because of his drug dealing.

Not a good citizen at all.

Having said that, it's not all his fault, it is the AFL culture that shaped him.

I've always wondered why they couldn't catch a ball that a third grader would catch with ease.

Ex Dame Pansi wrote on Apr 17^th, 2012 at 6:11pm:


No you don't - you lick your lips with glee at his every misfortune and setback.

... wrote on Apr 18^th, 2012 at 10:58am:

Meanwhile 3 women were raped

Amadd wrote on Apr 18^th, 2012 at 3:20am:


Tell that to Chris Mainwairings family and all those people who have lost their children to drugs.....I am not saying Cousins is directly responsible but speed is a very nasty drug that ruins lives and harms innocent people.....Cousins does not care about his partner or family when he takes these drugs.....Remember when he ran from the booze bus and shaved all his hair to avoid a drug test.....Cousins cares about no one but himself and is no inspiration to me or anyone I love thank you very much.....The bloke is a selfish individual who thinks he is above the law.....He can change his life for the sake of others but he wont.....He is to selfish and self serving IMO!!!

philperth2010 wrote on Apr 19^th, 2012 at 10:17am:


Thanks

SOB

Amadd wrote on Apr 20^th, 2012 at 2:43am:


I am not sure if you should be making such allegations against the Eagles mate.....It is my understanding players where sourcing their own recreational drugs from some very unsavory people, which is what first drew the attention of the police.....The Eagles where probably covering for their star players and protecting them from police but I doubt they sanctioned the drug use at all.....Until someone writes a tell all book we will never know for sure!!!

No wonder Ben Cousins has a substance problem. He probably started when he was nine.

Who says AFL is not desperate to be our National sport. Gillard would probably embrace this practice, she wants a nation of drug addicted AFL players.

Junior football players 'paid with drugs'

PORT Lincoln Football League in South Australia is investigating claims a coach lured junior grade footballers to play for his team by offering them marijuana.

The league's football operations manager, Robyn Rowsell, confirmed the allegations had been raised about three weeks ago.

The league boss says she reported the claims to police on Friday.

But Port Lincoln police yesterday said they were not aware of the allegations and would investigate.

The South Australian National Football League also has not been advised of the claims despite junior football leaders in Port Lincoln knowing of the claims for at least two weeks. A young indigenous player in the league is understood to have spoken of the deal to be supplied marijuana in return for playing for a side in the under-17 competition.

The coach at the centre of the allegations could not be contacted last night.

At least three key football leaders in the district say they have knowledge of the allegations and some evidence to support the claims, which include:

A NUMBER of indigenous youths playing in the association's under-17s competition being provided marijuana by a coach as an incentive to play in his team.

PLAYERS as young as nine using marijuana.

A YOUNGSTER developing an addiction after being lured from one club to another by the incentive.

A text message intercepted by club officials is understood to add weight to the claims.

Mrs Rowsell said the club at the centre of the allegations had conducted an internal investigation and she assumed there would be a police investigation because it had been reported to police twice in the past fortnight. "It has been mentioned to the chairman of the junior committee," she said.

"It is in the hands of police. I reported it to police on Friday  ... I wanted to show that the Port Lincoln Football League is taking the allegations seriously." Mrs Rowsell said the league had been "trying to sort it out" but she had "no idea" of the outcome of the club's internal investigation.

"If the allegations are proven, it's horrific," she said.

SANFL general manager of football and corporate operations Darren Chandler said the SANFL had not been made aware of the situation but the allegations were very serious and of great concern.

http://www.news.com.au/national/footballers-paid-with-drugs/story-e6frfkvr-12263...