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Feb 13^th, 2012 at 11:26am

New evidence shows that the stick may be more than 50,000 years old, as scholars previously argued.

Cultural anthropologists from the School of Pakistani Studies in Bradford, UK, now believe they have decoded the mystery of the stick in ancient times.

"We know they had sticks in Atlantis and Mu, for example. What is still under debate is what they were used for," said Dr P.B. Karnal, who headed the Stick project.

"We now have some answers. The texts we studied refer to a form of mind control, akin to the mainstream media today. Apparently, it was very effective. You could point the stick at someone and stop them thinking completely."

Dr Karnal believes that with the right training, this technology could be harnessed today. "We would need to skill up a whole new generation of witchdoctors and medicine persons. Right now, the training only goes up to Certificate IV level. The Faculty have been lobbying for degree status in this area for quite some time."

Currently in Australia to present his research paper, Dr Karnal warns those who want to use the technology for evil over good. "In the wrong hands, of course, the stick could be a huge problem. We believe it should only be used by those with the right ethical training. Those trained in Pakistani logic and thought control would be most suitable."

Dr Karnal will present his project's findings to the Asia-Pacific Conference on Post Colonial Studies in Darling Harbour, Sydney, this Friday.

- AAP, 13/02/2012.

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Reply #1 - Feb 13^th, 2012 at 11:44am

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The texts we studied refer to a form of mind control, akin to the mainstream media today.

Fascinating.

There was a study done a while back that proved a modified version of the stick as an effective tool in controlling behaviour. It all depends on the placement, of course. As the old saying goes, it's not the size of the stick that matters, but what you do with it.

While smaller than the regular stick that I think you are referring to, when placed in the oral cavity paddle pop sticks were shown to induce vomiting by stimulating the gag reflex, or, exclusively in the presence of doctors, compelling the test subject to emit an 'ah' sound on command.

Interestingly, sticks placed in other orifices are related to significant changes in attitude, as illustrated in the diagram below.

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Reply #2 - Feb 13^th, 2012 at 11:52am

Apparently Ancient Aboriginals had similar powers although they did use a much more powerful implement,
"The Bone"
Pointing of the Bone could not only stop people thinking but could actually induce death.
I suggest once Dr Karnal finish his little chinwag in Sydney, he head out to some Town Camps around the Alice & delve deeper into this mystery.

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Reply #3 - Feb 13^th, 2012 at 12:11pm

Good points, Annie and Smithy.

I actually hadn't thought of the stick as a form of behaviour modification. I imagine this could also be used by the old boys as a form of pleasure.

Yes, Smithy, but the bone was a different form of technology. They didn't invent this, they pulled it out of the fire, pointed it at each other, and watched as everyone fell over dead - a bit like the research into patent medications these days.

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Dirty Paki Khunt Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 103145	Re: The stick Reply #4 - Feb 13^th, 2012 at 12:12pm Imperium, do you have any information on this invention?
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red baron Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 10204 Blue Mountains Gender:	Re: The stick Reply #5 - Feb 13^th, 2012 at 1:44pm And all this time I thought your blog was a bend on 'Carnal' as in Knowledge?????
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Dirty Paki Khunt Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 103145	Re: The stick Reply #6 - Feb 13^th, 2012 at 2:06pm Forgiven, Baron. Stick used.
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Annie Anthrax Gold Member Offline Posts: 7062 Gender:	Re: The stick Reply #7 - Feb 13^th, 2012 at 2:09pm Quote: I actually hadn't thought of the stick as a form of behaviour modification. I imagine this could also be used by the old boys as a form of pleasure I think you'll find you need something far more substantial than a paddle pop stick for the Old Boys, Dr.
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Reply #8 - Feb 13^th, 2012 at 2:18pm

Annie Anthrax wrote on Feb 13^th, 2012 at 2:09pm:

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I actually hadn't thought of the stick as a form of behaviour modification. I imagine this could also be used by the old boys as a form of pleasure

I think you'll find you need something far more substantial than a paddle pop stick for the Old Boys, Dr.

Well, I was thinking of something a bit bigger. We whites invented the cattle prod - I am, of course, extremely proud of this achievement - but I was thinking of modifying this device and turning it into a stick.

What do you think?

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Reply #9 - Feb 13^th, 2012 at 2:22pm

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Feb 13^th, 2012 at 2:18pm:

Annie Anthrax wrote on Feb 13^th, 2012 at 2:09pm:

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I actually hadn't thought of the stick as a form of behaviour modification. I imagine this could also be used by the old boys as a form of pleasure

I think you'll find you need something far more substantial than a paddle pop stick for the Old Boys, Dr.

Well, I was thinking of something a bit bigger. We whites invented the cattle prod - I am, of course, extremely proud of this achievement - but I was thinking of modifying this device and turning it into a stick.

What do you think?

Not sure. Pleasuring Old Boys is not my area of expertise. You need someone with loads of experience. Have you thought about approaching Soren?

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Dirty Paki Khunt Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 103145	Re: The stick Reply #10 - Feb 13^th, 2012 at 2:29pm Good idea. He should know exactly the right technology to use. Now if I can just think of someone with complex skills I should be right. Can you think of anyone?
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Reply #11 - Feb 13^th, 2012 at 3:48pm

A blunt stick inserted into someones eye ball has been known to alter that persons view on the merits of one particular course of action, event or situation in a favourable way

For example I recently heard someone say "My wife only got me a pair of undies for my birthday but I guess it's better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick "

This persons attitude toward the less than desirable birthday gift seemed to become more grateful when compared to the blunt stick

Is this the type of positive behavior modification you are talking about?

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Gist Gold Member Offline I am not a sock, I am a human being! Posts: 5476	Re: The stick Reply #12 - Feb 13^th, 2012 at 7:12pm Seems someone has already institutionalised that Old Boy pleasuring stick idea They've thought of everything haven't they? The cattle prod version is of course now mandatory.
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Reply #13 - Feb 14^th, 2012 at 2:50pm

Thanks, Darkhall and Gist. It looks like tomorrow is Stick Day.

Poke, prod, smack - whatever you like. Dr P.B. Karnal will be delivering his research paper on Friday. If anyone would like to volunteer to demonstrate their superior stick skills (whites only, please), the Asia-Pacific Conference on Post-Colonial Studies will be at the Conference Hall at Darling Harbour between 10am and 5pm.

A light lunch will be provided.

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Gordon Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 21878 Gordon Gender:	Re: The stick Reply #14 - Dec 3^rd, 2018 at 8:50pm I wonder if some dirty jew has patented the stick yet?
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