Last night, I was trying to watch the cricket, but I was inundated with all of these ads which urged me to meet my "better self", and they urged me to stop smoking if that's what I do, and they urged me to be a better family man, and they urged me to not drink and drive, and they urged me to not take drugs, and they urged me to be whatever TF they want me to be!
So what can I say to that magnificent piece of wisdomic advertising?
Maybe just, "fcku you, I don't do what you tell me?"
Remember your badge and your chosen white.
..Ahh yes, that is so awesome