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Rise up, Aussie
Jan 28th, 2012 at 7:19pm
 
It's the right time for Australia to stand up and king hit the enemy while we can. We're at the top of our game. We'll never be any fitter and tougher than we are now. We need to teach Indonesia, Malaysia and every other backward chocko country in Asia who's boss once and for all. If we don't, we're sunk.

To do this, I propose four steps.

1. Put all the tax money from mining into defence. Give the army some decent equiptment to play with, and stop smacking them about. Buy every tank, fighter jet, and every piece of whiz bang technical equiptment we can get our hands on. When the US asks, stall. They've never done us any favours.

2. Enlist every non-homosexual of fighting age into our defence force. Get all the ladies out of front line positions and back to the home front where they belong.

3. P!ss every chocko, Asian, Arab and anyone else of questionable ethnicity back to their own country. We don't want them here, and they'll only cause trouble. If they refuse to go when asked nicely, lock them up. We should have done this years ago anyway.

4. Start a diplomatic row. Capture some Indonesian fishing boat for spying - who cares what it is. Raise the security code to red. Then, while all the eggheads are battling it out on Lateline, strike.

If Abbott doesn't take advantage of the situation when he's in power, we might as well kiss Oz goodbye. We really will become some Asian backwater instead of the white superpower we could be.
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Reply #1 - Jan 28th, 2012 at 7:20pm
 
F*CKEN OATH
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Reply #2 - Jan 28th, 2012 at 7:26pm
 
Shouldn't be to hard, hey? You'll be back before Home and Away starts.
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Reply #3 - Jan 28th, 2012 at 7:58pm
 
barnaby joe wrote on Jan 28th, 2012 at 7:20pm:
F*CKEN OATH


Fvcken oath. You in? R&R in Bangkok, old son. PIty about Honky though. Flat feet. The army, in its infinite wisdom, won't give him a classification. smacking shrinks. What would they know?

Hey Annie! Keep the home fires burning. Sorry, love, we won't even be back for Today Tonight. We're in this for the long haul, love. This is the big one. Come and see us off at Circular Quay.
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Reply #4 - Jan 28th, 2012 at 7:59pm
 
Yeah, attack a country with 10 times as many soldiers as Australia has?

While you're at it, may as well invde China too. China only has 100 times as many soldiers as Australia has.

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Reply #5 - Jan 28th, 2012 at 8:09pm
 
Paki gob on a stick wrote on Jan 28th, 2012 at 7:19pm:
It's the right time for Australia to stand up and king hit the enemy while we can. We're at the top of our game. We'll never be any fitter and tougher than we are now. We need to teach Indonesia, Malaysia and every other backward chocko country in Asia who's boss once and for all. If we don't, we're sunk.

To do this, I propose four steps.

1. Put all the tax money from mining into defence. Give the army some decent equiptment to play with, and stop smacking them about. Buy every tank, fighter jet, and every piece of whiz bang technical equiptment we can get our hands on. When the US asks, stall. They've never done us any favours.

2. Enlist every non-homosexual of fighting age into our defence force. Get all the ladies out of front line positions and back to the home front where they belong.

3. P!ss every chocko, Asian, Arab and anyone else of questionable ethnicity back to their own country. We don't want them here, and they'll only cause trouble. If they refuse to go when asked nicely, lock them up. We should have done this years ago anyway.

4. Start a diplomatic row. Capture some Indonesian fishing boat for spying - who cares what it is. Raise the security code to red. Then, while all the eggheads are battling it out on Lateline, strike.

If Abbott doesn't take advantage of the situation when he's in power, we might as well kiss Oz goodbye. We really will become some Asian backwater instead of the white superpower we could be.



Congratulations, Paki mattress muncher, you are the thickest, stupidest plank. The position is yours.

The panel commends you for the years of studious effort you have put into being a godawful moron, deploying nothing but  negative gibberish and blather, not a single coherent thought towards how to do thing better. It is plain to see that you have put a lot of effort into being a stupid, grinning front bottom. It has paid off.

Tell us how you feel about receiving this honour?







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Reply #6 - Jan 28th, 2012 at 8:14pm
 
Its creepy how Soren and Karnal both spell their curse words the same way.
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Reply #7 - Jan 28th, 2012 at 8:15pm
 
How do you spell 'em in Arabic, numptie?

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Reply #8 - Jan 28th, 2012 at 8:16pm
 
It just makes this forum a joke that you have the same person using so many usernames.
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Reply #9 - Jan 28th, 2012 at 8:21pm
 
falah wrote on Jan 28th, 2012 at 8:16pm:
It just makes this forum a joke that you have the same person using so many usernames.



Oh, you are smelling a conspiracy against Islam.

Probably a jewish conspiracy. They always are. What am I saying, probably. It IS a Jesus conspiracy.
Oy wey!!!i
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Reply #10 - Jan 28th, 2012 at 8:32pm
 
Soren's grumpy cos he got a sunburn on his beach holiday. He's been in Australia for years and still hasn't learnt to slip slop slap.
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Reply #11 - Jan 28th, 2012 at 8:39pm
 
I haven't converted to Islam -then left it- and married a lebanese Muslim.
So I wouln't know what grumpy is.




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Reply #12 - Jan 28th, 2012 at 8:42pm
 
Now you're not making any sense at all Sad


Heatstroke?
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Reply #13 - Jan 28th, 2012 at 8:46pm
 
falah wrote on Jan 28th, 2012 at 8:14pm:
Its creepy how Soren and Karnal both spell their curse words the same way.


So do I, on the rare occasion I use them here....it's the only way around swearing filter....

If you type s.h.i.t it changes to p.o.o...but if you use ! instead of i, it works...
Same with the others....v works, u doesn't....

BTW, C_W uses the same spelling too
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Reply #14 - Jan 28th, 2012 at 9:52pm
 
Soren wrote on Jan 28th, 2012 at 8:09pm:
Paki gob on a stick wrote on Jan 28th, 2012 at 7:19pm:
It's the right time for Australia to stand up and king hit the enemy while we can. We're at the top of our game. We'll never be any fitter and tougher than we are now. We need to teach Indonesia, Malaysia and every other backward chocko country in Asia who's boss once and for all. If we don't, we're sunk.

To do this, I propose four steps.

1. Put all the tax money from mining into defence. Give the army some decent equiptment to play with, and stop smacking them about. Buy every tank, fighter jet, and every piece of whiz bang technical equiptment we can get our hands on. When the US asks, stall. They've never done us any favours.

2. Enlist every non-homosexual of fighting age into our defence force. Get all the ladies out of front line positions and back to the home front where they belong.

3. P!ss every chocko, Asian, Arab and anyone else of questionable ethnicity back to their own country. We don't want them here, and they'll only cause trouble. If they refuse to go when asked nicely, lock them up. We should have done this years ago anyway.

4. Start a diplomatic row. Capture some Indonesian fishing boat for spying - who cares what it is. Raise the security code to red. Then, while all the eggheads are battling it out on Lateline, strike.

If Abbott doesn't take advantage of the situation when he's in power, we might as well kiss Oz goodbye. We really will become some Asian backwater instead of the white superpower we could be.



Congratulations, Paki mattress muncher, you are the thickest, stupidest plank. The position is yours.

The panel commends you for the years of studious effort you have put into being a godawful moron, deploying nothing but  negative gibberish and blather, not a single coherent thought towards how to do thing better. It is plain to see that you have put a lot of effort into being a stupid, grinning front bottom. It has paid off.

Tell us how you feel about receiving this honour?









Hey, wog, how long did it take you to write that? Poor bastard. He's been here for 20 years and he still can't speak English.

Don't worry, mate. We'll put you in a nice safe bunk up on Christmas Island. Just keep your eye on the towel heads in the showers, eh?

They say your best bet's not to struggle. It only makes it harder.
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