Figuratively speaking I'm presently gnashing my teeth, renting my clothing and throwing ash upon myself..... it feel as if the death of the ABC as I know it has occurred and the full final sale of assets and privatisation of the back catalogue is about to proceed....
My eulogy is perhaps sarcastic however Aunty promised me she would never prostitute herself, only then to go walking the streets of free-to-air commercial formatting boulevade..
With regards to the news being delivered without commentary. I wish the producers of ABC 24 in the morning show would tell the journos to pull their heads in with the commnentary. So far as I can tell these guys are hired on the proviso they have good announciation, a clear strong command of the english language along with a personable smile and the ability to engage with the viewer - NOT to tell me their opinion - professional or otherwise. I mean who the bloody hell are tose two twits on 24 in the morning. Until it started broadcasting with DTB I'd never heard or seen either of them........ Why would I give credence to, or hold in high regard the opinion of either of these two if they have no real credibilty.
I could certainly enjoy some insightful analysis by academics on the major stories from the previous 24 hours or indeed the mornings breaking news. But to expect that the general public likes having the preceding 24 hours of news rehashed synoptically with commentary by these to hollow vessels is either one of two things either an insult to our intelligence or a reflection on the laziness of the research team in finding some background info that the general public wouldn't have been able to glean from the previous 24 hr cycle.
What is most distressing is when Melissa Clark comes on to read the stuff she's ripped off out of the daily newspapers she's just finished reading.
But what turns me into a frothing zombie is when she has the gall to repeat herself and her blaise' comments and tries to get away with it by reframing the same nonsense into a slightly different sentence. If she spent as much time doing some actual research about the history of the subject at hand and the political
canditates involved in the reportage she might actually impress someone.... In addition to the trite crap
they serve up on 24 in the mornings they have reduced the format into the TV equivalent of a pinball machine ..... there is some much going on at the same time it reminds me of looking through a kalidoscope rather than news reporting.
And while I'm on the subject - I may as well finish this rant off with a complete chunder - what is with the presenters of the show reporting on what suppossed "celebrities" are tweeting

WHat is going on in the peabrain producers thought train??? Is it they don't think we can read and so they believe they are providing a community service by reading to us what psuedo-celebs are tweeting??? Or is it they feel /think/scryed tarot spread I don't have access to the tecnology to access tweets all on my own??? Perhaps it's that some flathead producer has been to lazy to actually do some research about the important news that day and left the feed of her/his smartphone hooked up to the tele-prompter while they caught some ZZZZ's
Which leaves me to my last comment why is the name of our most blessed demi-god Methusella do the recent rash of producers on ABC TV or radio believe everything needs to be laughed at to be entertaining????? Could it be that it is just too hard to actually THINK about ONE subject at any one time and to dedicate time to investigating the subject rather than believing for one moment they are in any real way either
a)humourous
b) witty or
c) entertaining
What makes the trite delivery of the news content by either of them so unsufferably god awful is they in
turn go from acting the complete high-school teenage idiot, to unrealistically trying to evoke a serious
atmosphere moments later.
Beside most of the commentary is rehash crapola from channel 7 and 9's teleprompt. It's just that these two have no personality whats so ever. It occurs to me they are a reincarnation of those two JJJ drive time
humourless mannequins merrick and rissole. I get that they definately have developed a dialouge of "in-
jokes" that they can snigger amongst themselves at and have a roaring good time. It's just that unless I
hear something humourous or I have consumed enourmous quantities of illegal happy herbs I have trouble
laughing thin air. However what I do find humorous are their attempts at serious analysis of anything even
remotely political or economic because once you play the fool in front of the camera how can anyone take you seriously?????
WHy would any ABC producer think I would like to "have coffee or a drink at the watercooler" with either of
these two comedic deadbeats???? And when was any public broadcast producer allowed as much claptrap
latitude in spending public money on this horse manure?? Next thing you know, some moronic producer will be inspired to believe a live cross to some mincing twit in gaga land to hear what britney is up to.
Is the way up for ABC 24????

If it continues to pander to these moronic impluses by this present creed of producers the only salvation for ABC 24 will be for it to be sold. I hear the Packers are in the market for cheap media interests in Oz. The problem for all the lacklustre talent presently employed by ABC 24, is that they are so berift of any charisma the first change would be seeing the back of the present idiots who forced the sale of the channel due to lackluster ratings......