Very slick Topic you got going here FreeDiver.
'Knock ...knock!!'
"Who's there?" I answer as I open my door.
"Its us from the Church of Latter Day Saints" They spoke in unison and they had two little children with them.
"Waddaya want?" I ask politely as someone who has lived in Mt Druitt and Min'o could do.
"We would like you to buy one of our Magazines which will help you towards understanding and believing in God." They smiled.
"How much?" I asked somewhat detached.
"Oh just $6." They grinned at the high possibility of a sale finally.
"Well, I'll buy your magazine if you buy my magazine, ok?" I ventured.
"Er ...your magazine?" they slowed in speech, somewhat confused as to what to say.
I lifted my Dive Pacific Magazine from off the table near the door and stuck it in their faces so they could see the wonderful photos of Wrecks and Blue Wrasses.
"Only $12 - kinda cheap for such quality print like this." I pushed the sale.
"Um, well, um ...We only read books pertaining to Jesus Christ and God and we would like you to feel the same..." They defended, politely of course, though the smiles had certainly dissapeared, as I cut them off.
"Well I guess we're both at a stalemate - I believe in Scuba Diving and all things Water-Life Aquatic ...and you guys don't." I responded with a huff of rejection.
"Well Water and Aquatic Life is one of Gods creations." They attacked with full justification and domination.
"Then I guess you guys will sign up for all the Dive Certs and come Scuba Diving via my Dive Shop and Club." I stared.
...silence.
A moment, then I shut the door. Damn I thought, I could have made a $6 profit.
...am I an Atheist? No, I just believe in something else other than Religion.