Soren wrote on Sep 5^th, 2010 at 2:18pm:


So who was more aroused Rabi or Singer?.

athos wrote on Sep 5^th, 2010 at 8:58am:



You can't even make a decent joke about the jews. Here's what you are trying to say, but said much better by jews:

Moishe and Solly are passing a Catholic Church and see a sign that reads "Convert to Catholicism, $50 Cash."
Moishe turns to his friend Solly and says, "Hey, I'm going to try it." He enters the church and returns a few minutes later
"So, did you convert? What was it like?" Solly eagerly asks.
"It was nothing", says Moishe, "I walked in, a priest sprinkled holy water on me, and said 'you're a Catholic.'"
"Wow," says Solly "and did you get the $50?"
"You Jews," replies Moishe "all you think about is money!"

Two jews walk into the S&M parlour.
The madame says, "What's this? A joke?"