Naked bike riding, ah?

Interesting.

Jeez I sure hope they washed the seats when they got home.
Peeehoooooww!!

Cyclists in Melbourne have a severe complex, and love nothing more than to ride four abreast to make rolling speed bumps, oh how I wish I was driving a prime mover sometimes.
I used to live in the dandenongs, which attracts cyclists for the hill climbing, so developed a "love/hate" relationship with them, I loved to hate them.

Whatever they were doing, it is soo Melbourne. Or even Adelaide.

Huh?

Be that as it may, Ammad, I can't get past those sweaty bike seats, of fun things to do nude, riding round in a big group of cyclists, would not be the first thing to spring to my mind.
There is also the added problem that unless you were out in the front all the time you would get a pretty traumatising view of way too many arseholes, both literally and figuratively speaking.

Now I know what the cool kids meant when they said stuff was "hairy scary".

An ingenious method of composing your Adelaide name:

"Perhaps it could be the street your birth hospital is located in, the name of your first high school English teacher, plus the name of the cigarettes your grandfather smoked in the 1950s. Put them together and you have an Adelaide name. Mine is Haldon Wright-Players. "


(on Tim Blair's blog)


What would be you Adelaide name?

bugger off abu you blinkered ape.

ever streaked in your life?

think a penis is offensive?

try reading about what that murdering paed mohammad did.

Very uncool sprint, Talk to Abu as if he were a guest in your home, not a piece of trash.
You can disagree, and disagree vigorously, and then you can just be a jerk, the first two are fine, the third option just means you let yourself down, and hurt other people in the process.

For all my disagreements with Abu, I still get the sense that if I ever met him in a social situation I would find him as a decent sort of guy, albeit with strange religious beliefs, and I think I would like him.
Now sprint, I would think exactly the same about you, so from a third party's perspective I guess you two are not as different as you may think.