Meh, atheists are boring. Some Christians are cool, so are some Muslims and Buddhists. OK you twisted my arm, I'll play.
Here's some Christmas rap music for antitheists:
(Imagine a doof doof intro and background)
Fixation with a cruci
fictionIs obvious
ly a learned
addiction.
It's not just Christian...
jurisdiction,
Although they try to claim
ascription,
Shed blood is common creed
affliction.
When concocting dogma it's...
prefixion,
A finished touch to fine
commixion.
I'd never make bizarre
predictionOf theolo
gy sans...
crucifixion.
No one would swallow such
constriction.
Non-belief leads right to
interdiction.
Bloody crosses do seem
contradiction,
But, there's a trick.. to accepting
fiction.
You must consent to brain
dereliction.
If not, you'll surely face
evictionFrom church before the
benediction.
(CRUCIFIXION MALEDICTION
By Dorothy B. Thompson)