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Xmas cards to athiests/agnostics/muslims, whoever
Dec 24th, 2009 at 11:08pm
 

this is a fun thread.


For athiests :

"Happy Unbirthday to you ......"
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Reply #1 - Dec 25th, 2009 at 7:05am
 
Meh, atheists are boring. Some Christians are cool, so are some Muslims and Buddhists.  OK you twisted my arm, I'll play.

Here's some Christmas rap music for antitheists:

(Imagine a doof doof intro and background)

Fixation with a crucifiction
Is obviously a learned addiction.
It's not just Christian... jurisdiction,
Although they try to claim ascription,
Shed blood is common creed affliction.
When concocting dogma it's...prefixion,
A finished touch to fine commixion.
I'd never make bizarre prediction
Of theology sans... crucifixion.
No one would swallow such constriction.
Non-belief leads right to interdiction.
Bloody crosses do seem contradiction,
But, there's a trick.. to accepting fiction.
You must consent to brain dereliction.
If not, you'll surely face eviction
From church before the benediction.

(CRUCIFIXION MALEDICTION

By Dorothy B. Thompson)
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Reply #2 - Dec 25th, 2009 at 8:38am
 
How about... Happy Solstice week?

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Reply #3 - Dec 25th, 2009 at 9:05am
 

hahahah

And for agnostics
"Happy birthday fpr someone you don't know.
Who might even never have existed !
Who knows, how can I really say without hard proof, so I'll just wait."
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Reply #4 - Dec 25th, 2009 at 9:42am
 
Sprintcyclist wrote on Dec 25th, 2009 at 9:05am:
hahahah

And for agnostics
"Happy birthday fpr someone you don't know.
Who might even never have existed !
Who knows, how can I really say without hard proof, so I'll just wait."


Reminds me of Garrison Keillor's jokes on Unitarians  Grin

He did a Unitarian prayer once which cracked me up, but this is one off the net:
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A Unitarian meeting may seem strange to outsiders. Everybody sings "Praise Be to Whom It May Concern" and then somebody speaks and nobody listens - and then everybody disagrees. And if you disagree, then you'll fit right in.


I guess you'd describe Unitarians best as Agnostics who have their own Church  Grin  They are big in the US.

They even disagree about Garisson Keilor. Some dislike him for continually taking the piss, while others think his jokes attract people to the movement.

The only reason I listen to his show on ABC Radio National is because I'm usually driving at that time. (Sunday Nights)
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Reply #5 - Dec 25th, 2009 at 9:46am
 
lol, Happy, conveniently, coincidentally, Christ, Mithras, and Winter Solstice, Birthday.

Have a great day, and while I will stick with my daughter's perception of what she thought god meant when she was five, "the love in everyone's hearts" , today as we share that love with friends and family, I am happy for anybody to put whatever name they want to that.
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Reply #6 - Dec 25th, 2009 at 10:45am
 
Here's one that says it all.


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Reply #7 - Dec 25th, 2009 at 11:39am
 

Excellent helian - very well done.

Take care and give your loved ones a hug Smiley
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