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What makes a woman sexy ? (Read 50743 times)
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Reply #75 - Jun 22nd, 2010 at 11:59pm
 
Hey YOU lol .. I was wondering where you were Smiley
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Reply #76 - Jun 23rd, 2010 at 10:29am
 
What makes a woman sexy?  For some men, it's looking like a right cow:


A Balinese teenager caught in the act of intercourse with a cow passed out on Friday when he was forced to marry the animal in a ceremony witnessed by hundreds of curious onlookers.

As the Jakarta Globe reported earlier in the day, Ngurah Alit, 18, an unemployed youth from the seaside village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana, was caught stark naked positioned behind the cow in a rice paddy field.

In his defence, Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments.

As part of a Pecaruan ritual, a ceremony to cleanse the village of the unholy act of a man mating with a cow, Alit was forced to “marry” the animal.

Alit, however, according to Detik.com, passed out surrounded by locals and police, who were attempting to prevent a number of journalists from covering the spectacle.

It is unclear whether or not he got to say “I do.”

Alit’s collapse prompted his mother to begin screaming hysterically, while other family members shouted at photographers not to take pictures.

“Poor kid. He’s actually a quiet kid,” said one villager.

As part of the ceremony, Alit’s victim and new bride was drowned in ocean.

Alit, on the other hand, was symbolically drowned and bathed on the beach.

“Only his clothes were thrown into the sea,” the villager said.

Village chief Ida Bagus Legawa declared that the village had been “cleansed” from the “defilement from the incident.”


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Reply #77 - Jun 23rd, 2010 at 10:32am
 
It's always the woman's fault, innit?

Even if she's a cow.
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Reply #78 - Jun 23rd, 2010 at 10:58am
 
Indeed.
"Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments."

Adam and Eve all over again. This is whan happens when you don't cover up the women and let them out into the world to seduce and tempt.
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Reply #79 - Jun 23rd, 2010 at 11:41am
 

bet that cow did not have her burqua on.
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Reply #80 - Jun 23rd, 2010 at 11:52am
 


Poor bloody cow - first publicly raped and later publicly executed for another creature's amoral crime of beastiality...

Seriously, the cow had nothing to be ashamed of - and a human phallus (whole man or puny tool) would hardly leave a lasting physical or mental impression on a bovine...

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Reply #81 - Jun 23rd, 2010 at 10:23pm
 
Oh God .. I don't know whether to laugh or cry!
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Reply #82 - Jun 24th, 2010 at 8:38am
 

the cow got executed ??
whatever for ? being a victim, ah, yes, that is islam.
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Reply #83 - Jun 26th, 2010 at 12:23pm
 
Im running with the Penelope Cruz fans on this one  Smiley
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Reply #84 - Jul 10th, 2010 at 6:28pm
 
Penelope Cruz has a big nose IMO lol Smiley
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Reply #85 - Jul 11th, 2010 at 5:14am
 
Penelope Cruz has no space between the top of her lip, and her nose, and she is a hair's breadth away from looking freaky weird.

Like some people are a hairs breadth away from being really gorgeous, well she is a hairs breadth on the right side of that call.

I still wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting, with her nose closer to it she would cop it first anyway. Grin
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Reply #86 - Jul 11th, 2010 at 4:59pm
 
What makes a woman sexy? - It`s in the eyes,  a woman`s eyes exude their sexiness, or lack of.  A woman can be sexy, but not my type, and although not appealing to me personally, her sex drive will be visable through her eyes.

Nature really is wunnerfull !
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Reply #87 - Jul 12th, 2010 at 10:35pm
 
aussiefree2ride wrote on Jul 11th, 2010 at 4:59pm:
What makes a woman sexy? - It`s in the eyes,  a woman`s eyes exude their sexiness, or lack of.  A woman can be sexy, but not my type, and although not appealing to me personally, her sex drive will be visable through her eyes.

Nature really is wunnerfull !



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So umm you're one of the few men who knows lol Tongue
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Reply #88 - Jul 12th, 2010 at 10:37pm
 
mozzaok wrote on Jul 11th, 2010 at 5:14am:
Penelope Cruz has no space between the top of her lip, and her nose, and she is a hair's breadth away from looking freaky weird.

Like some people are a hairs breadth away from being really gorgeous, well she is a hairs breadth on the right side of that call.

I still wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting, with her nose closer to it she would cop it first anyway. Grin



Good pic Mozza .. as I said earlier .. her nose is BIG!!!

Personally .. I don't think she is pretty.

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Reply #89 - Jul 12th, 2010 at 11:17pm
 

Elle Mcpherson in sirens , she put 20 kgs on for the film



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