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Reply #165 - Sep 28^th, 2010 at 10:51am

Soren wrote on Sep 27^th, 2010 at 9:04pm:

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Sep 27^th, 2010 at 5:16pm:

. As an NESBer, you have made a sterling effort.

Au contraire, PB, English comes from Danish. If you were ever to actually study English properly as a linguist, you'd know. The Englishers are all speaking a quaint dialect of Danish/Old High German.

My dear boy, coming from a non-English speaking background is nothing to be ashamed of. It's all "multicultural" now, isn't it?

A language is something you are born into, not something you can merely cut-and-paste. I think you would feel more comfortable if you learned to accept your place, my boy.

As a "new Australian," I'm sure there are many good jobs out there for you. Once you have learned to "fit in", as it were, I'm sure you will be made to feel welcome wherever you go.

Keep it up, dear fellow. Where there's a will there's a way!

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Reply #166 - Sep 28^th, 2010 at 11:10am

Thank you. You have guessed correctly, I am well accepted, sometimes embarassingly so, especially by the latest wave of tinted Balts: whenever I find myself walking the streets of areas populated by PB-type chappies like you, many of them spontaneously fall to their knees and beg to be allowed to polish my shoes. I don't let them, of course (but I give them a coin...)

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Reply #167 - Sep 28^th, 2010 at 11:39am

Soren wrote on Sep 28^th, 2010 at 11:10am:

Thank you. You have guessed correctly, I am well accepted, sometimes embarassingly so, especially by the latest wave of tinted Balts: whenever I find myself walking the streets of areas populated by PB-type chappies like you, many of them spontaneously fall to their knees and beg to be allowed to polish my shoes. I don't let them, of course (but I give them a coin...)

My dear fellow, if you wish to assimilate, you will have to learn that grotesque displays of charity are not the protestant way. It might be the custom for good Hindus like yourself, my boy, but we Anglo Saxons find it somewhat distasteful.

Do you understand "distasteful"? It's something that's just not on. I hope I am making myself clear.

If you need me to spell something out, old chap, do not hesitate to ask. I understand how hard it must be for you, and I merely wish to be of assistance.

Do you understand assistance? Me give you. I hope we are perfectly clear, old chap.

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Soren Gold Member Offline Posts: 25654 Gender:	Re: Multiculturalism is great Reply #168 - Sep 28^th, 2010 at 12:01pm Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Sep 28^th, 2010 at 11:39am: I hope I am making myself clear. Make yourself clear? You could not make yourself clear even if your life depended on it, you silly Paki bugger (PK). It is not possible to wring clarity from your muddled, befuddled head.
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Reply #169 - Sep 28^th, 2010 at 12:50pm

Soren wrote on Sep 28^th, 2010 at 12:01pm:

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Sep 28^th, 2010 at 11:39am:

I hope I am making myself clear.

Make yourself clear? Grin

You could not make yourself clear even if your life depended on it, you silly Paki bugger (PK). It is not possible to wring clarity from your muddled, befuddled head.

I must say, I am most impressed with your improvement in grammar and punctuation, dear boy. This is just the sort of thing we are talking about. Full marks to you.

I know we don't issue certificates for assimilation (quite a pity), but I am certain that under the White Australia Policy, your application would be duly processed and approved - with a suitable period of supervision, of course.

Remember, we can't just let anyone in, as I'm sure you'll agree. However, as signatories to the 1951 Convention on Refugees, we do our bit to assist those less fortunate than ourselves. As a refugee to this country, you must be most impressed with our humane treatment of foreigners.

To be honest, most people would rather not have them at all, but the good ones - like yourself - are more than welcome to work, live, and make a valuable contribution to our society. After all, we are in constant need of builders' labourers, factory workers, cane cutters and fruit pickers. Business is booming, dear boy, and there are many opportunities for a good worker like yourself.

If you work hard, apply yourself and learn to fit in, you will be made to feel most welcome, I'm sure.

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Reply #170 - Sep 28^th, 2010 at 2:04pm

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Sep 28^th, 2010 at 12:50pm:

Soren wrote on Sep 28^th, 2010 at 12:01pm:

Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Sep 28^th, 2010 at 11:39am:

I hope I am making myself clear.

Make yourself clear? Grin

You could not make yourself clear even if your life depended on it, you silly Paki bugger (PK). It is not possible to wring clarity from your muddled, befuddled head.

I must say, I am most impressed with your improvement in grammar and punctuation, dear boy. This is just the sort of thing we are talking about. Full marks to you.

I know we don't issue certificates for assimilation (quite a pity), but I am certain that under the White Australia Policy, your application would be duly processed and approved - with a suitable period of supervision, of course.

Remember, we can't just let anyone in, as I'm sure you'll agree. However, as signatories to the 1951 Convention on Refugees, we do our bit to assist those less fortunate than ourselves. As a refugee to this country, you must be most impressed with our humane treatment of foreigners.

To be honest, most people would rather not have them at all, but the good ones - like yourself - are more than welcome to work, live, and make a valuable contribution to our society. After all, we are in constant need of builders' labourers, factory workers, cane cutters and fruit pickers. Business is booming, dear boy, and there are many opportunities for a good worker like yourself.

If you work hard, apply yourself and learn to fit in, you will be made to feel most welcome, I'm sure.

I have found a picture of you on the internetz. You are surprisingly light-skinned for a PB, but the rest (beard, sign of what's within) is just as I imagine you.

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Reply #171 - Sep 28^th, 2010 at 2:39pm

I do find the problem with multiculturalism is that foreigners like yourself prefer to communicate with pictures. The written word is clearly on the wane, thanks to the increasing poverty of the English language. I blame the riff-raff they let in these days.

Whatever happened to Shakespeare, Byron, Coleridge, Keats?

Still, a lovely representation of human defecation, my boy. I am certain it will provide the literacy-challenged with hours of amusement - not to mention those who like to indulge in the "lifestyle choice" of scat.

Do you like to indulge, old boy?

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Lisa Jones Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 39047 Sydney Gender:	Re: Multiculturalism is great Reply #172 - Oct 4^th, 2010 at 11:08pm As someone who has studied Shakespeare, Byron, Coleridge and Keats .. I still maintain that Soren's post made a rather profound statement. The old adage ... a picture is worth a thousand words ... must be true after all .
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Lisa Jones Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 39047 Sydney Gender:	Re: Multiculturalism is great Reply #173 - Oct 4^th, 2010 at 11:38pm Hang on .. Karnal .. aren't you the guy who has been posting to me in broken English on another topic??
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Lisa Jones Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 39047 Sydney Gender:	Re: Multiculturalism is great Reply #174 - Oct 4^th, 2010 at 11:42pm http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1255058889/37#37 Seems you can speak English after all.
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Reply #175 - Oct 5^th, 2010 at 10:00am

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A West Australian has been charged after four men suffered stab wounds when a day of intermittent violence following South Australia's first Miss Africa pageant erupted into a vicious all-in brawl.

Up to one hundred Africans armed with knives, tyre levers, clubs, makeshift batons and a bedpost fought a pitched battle in Adelaide's Bent Street near the Austral Hotel early today.

"Clearly they had prepared themselves with weapons in the event that they did come together, which they did," Chief Inspector John Gerlach said.

Police eventually broke it up and arrested four men while four others were admitted to hospital with stab wounds.

A 21-year-old man was stabbed in the abdomen and arm, a 19-year-old in the chest and stomach, a 19-year-old in the arm and a 20-year-old in the back.

"All four did receive surgery and are stable," Inspector Gerlach said.

The brawl was the culmination of 24 hours of violent clashes initiated by a fight involving 150 African people on Saturday night as they spilled out of a nightclub in Hindley Street.

No injuries or arrests were reported from that initial clash or some smaller skirmishes reported to police in the 24 hours leading up to today's wild brawl.

Police believe many of those involved in the violence had travelled from interstate for the Miss Africa beauty pageant in Adelaide on Saturday.

Inspector Gerlach praised the officers who responded promptly to the major brawl, saying their intervention had prevented more injuries.

"No doubt the management of the incident prevented further injury and possibly people dying as a result," he said.

Police have charged a 20-year-old man from Victoria with aggravated assault causing serious harm and affray.

A 19-year-old man from Kilburn, in Adelaide's north, a 21-year-old man from Victoria and a 22-year-old man from Western Australia have been charged with behavioural street offences and weapons offences.

They enrich our country with their presence.

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Soren Gold Member Offline Posts: 25654 Gender:	Re: Multiculturalism is great Reply #176 - Oct 5^th, 2010 at 10:07am "South Australia's first Miss Africa pageant" - huh??? " erupted into a vicious all-in brawl." - Oh, I see.... of course.
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aikmann4 Gold Member Offline Posts: 2093 canberra	Re: Multiculturalism is great Reply #177 - Oct 6^th, 2010 at 4:45pm miss africa pageant lol IN SOUTH AUSTRALIA that just consisted of gang warfare multiculturalism certainly knows how make things more.. bizarre at least you can't accuse adelaide of being boring anymore
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Dirty Paki Khunt Gold Member Online Australian Politics Posts: 102912	Re: Multiculturalism is great Reply #178 - Oct 6^th, 2010 at 4:56pm Now now, we're all Africans. We're all part of the same continent. Originally. Historically speaking, that is.
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Soren Gold Member Offline Posts: 25654 Gender:	Re: Multiculturalism is great Reply #179 - Oct 6^th, 2010 at 7:35pm Dirty Paki Khunt wrote on Oct 6^th, 2010 at 4:56pm: Now now, we're all Africans. We're all part of the same continent. Originally. Historically speaking, that is. Er.. I'm not. I have evolved...
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