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easel Gold Member Offline Posts: 3120	Kink Feb 6^th, 2009 at 6:02pm Is it not kosher to have a girl dress you up in a dress, with makeup, stockings etc, her wearing a strap on and treating you like a princess, not roughing you up, then giving you head later?
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freediver Gold Member Offline www.ozpolitic.com Posts: 53324 At my desk.	Re: Kink Reply #1 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 6:06pm It depends on whether there is any bacon in the hot dog.
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Reply #2 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 6:34pm

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Is it not kosher to have a girl dress you up in a dress, with makeup, stockings etc, her wearing a strap on and treating you like a princess, not roughing you up, then giving you head later?

Kosher rules.

1. Certain creatures are not to be eaten, not even the smallest parts of them, and this includes their eggs if they are a fowl.

2. The creatures that are okay to eat must be killed according to the "law" as it is stated in the Torah.

3. No blood from any creature may be drunk; it must be drained completely from the body.

4. Certain parts of creatures that we are allowed to eat; may not be eaten.

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oceanz Gold Member Offline Auzgurl.. Posts: 3531 Gender:	Re: Kink Reply #3 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 8:29pm easel wrote on Feb 6^th, 2009 at 6:02pm: Is it not kosher to have a girl dress you up in a dress, with makeup, stockings etc, her wearing a strap on and treating you like a princess, not roughing you up, then giving you head later? what does this post mean easel? please explain...
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Reply #4 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 9:56pm

oceanz wrote on Feb 6^th, 2009 at 8:29pm:

easel wrote on Feb 6^th, 2009 at 6:02pm:

Is it not kosher to have a girl dress you up in a dress, with makeup, stockings etc, her wearing a strap on and treating you like a princess, not roughing you up, then giving you head later?

what does this post mean easel? please explain...

Is it ok for a dude to have a lesbian fantasy with a girl, where you pretend you are a lesbian and so does she?

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freediver Gold Member Offline www.ozpolitic.com Posts: 53324 At my desk.	Re: Kink Reply #5 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 9:59pm I forsee a minor technical difficulty with your plan.
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tallowood Gold Member Offline Израиль Навсегда Posts: 8849 Gender:	Re: Kink Reply #6 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 10:05pm Some girls are so hot that you can fry bacon and eggs on them.
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Soren Gold Member Offline Posts: 25654 Gender:	Re: Kink Reply #7 - Feb 6^th, 2009 at 10:59pm Eddie Izzard is "a lesbian trapped in a man's body" to excellent effect. Funniest badger scratcher.
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Reply #8 - Feb 7^th, 2009 at 6:42am

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Is it ok for a dude to have a lesbian fantasy with a girl, where you pretend you are a lesbian and so does she?

Anything goes if you love each other and/or it's by mutual consent.

Easel - it sounds like you are confused. Have you considered gender identity counselling?

Sexual orientation is about how you relate sexually to others whereas gender is about how you identify yourself. These are quite separate issues but they can easily become tangled together for someone who is gender dysphoric.

Adults with Gender Identity Disorder are preoccupied with their wish to live as a member of the other sex. This preoccupation may be manifested as an intense desire to adopt the social role of the other sex or to acquire the physical appearance of the other sex through hormonal or surgical manipulation. Adults with this disorder are uncomfortable being regarded by others as, or functioning in society as, a member of their designated sex. To varying degrees, they adopt the behavior, dress, and mannerisms of the other sex.

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easel Gold Member Offline Posts: 3120	Re: Kink Reply #9 - Feb 7^th, 2009 at 6:47pm Here's the thing with this gender identity issues. I tell people, including professionals, that I feel I should be a lesbian and I feel I act like a girl. I am constantly assured I am very blokey and hardly effeminate in personality and that I am not feminine at all.
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Aussie Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 39899 Gender:	Re: Kink Reply #10 - Feb 7^th, 2009 at 7:51pm That's you screwed, then!
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Reply #11 - Feb 7^th, 2009 at 8:14pm

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I tell people, including professionals, that I feel I should be a lesbian and I feel I act like a girl.

You have a feminine style of writing. I was watching true crime stories the other night and there was this pretty girl who always dressed as a boy, looked like a pretty boy and fooled a lot of people - even males, although she was only interested in girls. Much to her mother's disgust she was a tomboy and refused to wear dresses or makeup.

She'd bind her chest and always wear a T-shirt under a baggy shirt and got away with it for a couple of years until she stole some violent bloke's girlfriend. When he eventually found out his g/f had been stolen by a girl - he ended up murdering this girl/boy.

It was quite a sad story. Girls were very attracted to her and she was clever sexually and most of them didn't find out, but even when they did - they'd believe her story of being a male in a female body, which I believe she was.

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easel Gold Member Offline Posts: 3120	Re: Kink Reply #12 - Feb 7^th, 2009 at 8:32pm What is a feminine writing style? I've had straight guys think they were gay for me, I've had gay guys after me, straight girls, and gay girls. I'm pretty sure I seriously am a lesbian in a guys body.
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What is a feminine writing style?

I've had straight guys think they were gay for me, I've had gay guys after me, straight girls, and gay girls.

I'm pretty sure I seriously am a lesbian in a guys body.

It's hard to describe a feminine style of writing - perhaps it's not as harsh as the standard writing of a male.

Easel - for some reason I assumed you were born a female - but resemble a male in perhaps some physical & psychological ways.

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Reply #14 - Feb 7^th, 2009 at 9:14pm

I was born a dude.

I am a dude.

I have female hips, big eyes, long eyelashes, big lips, often get mistaken for a girl especially when younger and freshly shaven and wearing loose fitting clothes.

I have dated lesbians in secret (for them), like hardcore militant lesbians/girl gang members, not butch psychos though, still pretty ones.

I feel like a girl, guys are poo. Amongst office people and such I am considered a bit rough/hard, amongst blue collar types I am considered too girly for a guy and too rough for a girl.

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