Actually security guard work requires alot of observation. That's how poo doesn't get stolen, vandalized, or illegal things go down. I am The Judge Dredd of my faccinity. And people best respect my law..

On this whole "domestic abuse" crap. It seems to be a popular thing in America recently with some rap singer beating his wife, and some amazonian bitch beating her husband. This is why assault shouldn't be illegal. Because when you make something illegal, people get discriminated. "Women are physicaly weaker" I don't give a bugger. I don't give a bugger if every woman on Earth has a strength score of less then 10. You have no buisness getting into a fight you know you can't win.
Anyone who strikes first has the right to get beaten to the grave. If anyone, man, woman, Muslim, Jew, (especially Jew.. lol) hits you. You have the moral obligation to make that person wish they had never even looked your way. If you're going to fight, leave someone with smacking mental scars from the ravashing you give them.
I garantee you. If people took their health and self defense seriously instead of playing with eachother's dicks.... There'd be no domestic violence...