There's sites and books all over about how you can tell if a woman likes you by certain gestures they make. This is all bollocks, because women are compulsilve liars, even to themselves. The notion that they would be so rational and simplistic as to give off universal signs of attraction would require they were a sensible gender. Which they're not..


Take for example this girl I met the other day. Her name was Kaitlyn. She looked like something out of Little House From The Prarie. At first we were just talking, but she kept egging me on to come back into the chat convo we had going. She couldn't just let me go off to do my thing. She wanted to talk to me first and foremost.

If this were a rational analysis, that would mean she was highly attracted to me, and was ignoring everything else. Centering her attention on me. Can't blame her.

Then, she fealt the need to correct my spelling errors, (that's an all day task lol) I've heard many times that women take on an annoying parenting/teacher like quality when they like a guy.

She also showed me pics of herself and got on webcam. (Nothing perverted, put your pants back on... lol!) But the fact she was so impersonal about revealing to me what she looked like also signified attraction.


And then I got cock-blocked. About how she was dating some guy. Like I care. If I wanted I'd have stolen her right in his face. I don't care if someone is or isn't in a relationship. I have no "code of honor". I simply don't mess with girls in relationships because it's so much fricking effort with too little reward..

And then this girl has the nerve to complain to me about how nobody likes her, she has no friends, wahwahwah. Gee, maybe it's because you're deceptive! Nobody likes a liar!


So to all you penises out there... stop thinking you know if a woman likes you. You don't. I don't think even they know. I think they just roll dice in their head or something cause they're smacking crazy.

And women, we don't care about your problems. We care if you're sleeping with us. But you're not. So go away.

Bitches think I'm just trying to be funny and edgy when I say this poo. I'm not. I really have no desire to be your friend, I want to sleep with you. If you convince this is not a forseeable result, I will moveon and forget about you. I do it all the time!


In b4 "What about Julz lol". What about her? You think I'm stupid enough to bringup the fact I talk to a plethora of skanks and make her worry? Ofcourse not. I'm not stupid... She'll just get jealous and angry over what amounts to nothing. If a girl were to ever go the extra mile, I'll worry about that bridge when I cross it.

Evidently this is why I don't like how the majority of Julz friends are guys. I know she's probably just more into guy stuff, so it's a natural result. But I know all those guys just want to get in their pants. I know because that's what I would do if I were them. And if you read smacking Sun Tzu, you'd know the first step to winning a war is putting yourself in your enemy's shoes!


So before anyone says anything. Think about this.

Don't you think you're entitled to a relationship with a lifetime garantee?

No?

Then why the bugger bother?


Also one of my exes contacted me. Got all upset cause I never talk to her anymore. Her words to me were "I'm not ready for a relationship. I'm confused, waaaah!" Well then, I guess we don't need to talk...

Watch the video, it is so true.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zI3uM5eFjA

I think you're right JP. Your gf's male friends are trying to get into her pants.
IMO females like to have male friends for a few reasons.
Here's some that I see:

1. They can drink, swear and carry on like a moron.
2. They have male protection.
3. Other women might be envious.
4. They can get away from female bitchiness.
5. Intellectual stimulation  

Males like female company for one main reason - We possess a heat seeking mercy missile. If she turns out to be a good friend as well, then all the better.

Now for a serious question JP. WTF is a moyon?

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They are subconscious. Usually. Although girls do things like flick their hair around, touch your hand, forearm or bicep while you are talking to them, sometimes they might playfully punch you on the arm, or clap their hands in response to a joke you make. Their eyes get shiny a bit when they are interested too.

Older women are much better at hiding their feelings however (32+), twice I had women that showed NO signs of interest at all, who eventually dated me, and showed no signals whatsoever. Most of the time, you either know or you don't.

Dont be friends with women you are interested in. That is the road to nowhere, you become part of the 'nice guy network'. Bust their chops to use the American expression, meaning, playfully make fun of them (nothing too close to home however, ie your ass is so fat or shave the moustache) but make fun of them.

Also if they give you attitude, shut em down. Straight away. They are testing you to see if you are a wimp. Women are hard wired to test men, and they are programmed genetically to look for strong men. Strong men mean strong offspring, so thats why you see women ending up with Outlaw bikers, jerks and assholes. Dont be like them, but be strong.

So when a women is a biatch - you say - ok, its going to be bratty little sister mode today, cool - get it all out of your system, and get back to me when you're done. You'd be surprised how well that takes the wind out of their sails when launching into a hysterical rant.

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Dude - you didnt meet her. You chatted to her online. She could be a man and a fat trucker from Detroit.

You seem to having trouble distinguishing between the real world and online. Let me help.

Real world, the place where the keyboard is located, in the basement of your parents house.

Fake world, is, the world on the screen.

I don't know about your "treat them mean, keep them keen" philosophy Calanen, but I sure agree with the following.

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The general consensus about Facebook and MSN is that they do provide intimate pictures of pretty young girls - enough to fuel any geek's imagination.

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I heard a couple of weeks ago - you can even serve legal documents through Facebook.....that's interesting, particularly when a person is elusive, but can't resist Facebook.  I wonder how you would do it if the person won't accept it.  

I use it to keep in touch with young relatives.  It keeps me up to date on what they're doing and I can get messages through to them quickly if I have to - otherwise I can't see much purpose to it.  

Omg Jim Profit - Tie up your knobbly, skinny, pastel fingers.
You are an embarassment to all boys out there.

Wtf are you??
You think you're some black kid from the hood using the word "bitches" to describe women.
And then you think you're English by using the word bollocks??
And then you're some arty fricken metro loser using LiveJournal instead of Facebook.


Yeah you're heaps different eh. I wish I was as cool as you and could pull internet chicks.

Calanen wrote on Mar 21^st, 2009 at 5:19am:


Thanks Calanen - interesting information.  Even if the magistrate allowed you to use this as an alternative service, I doubt you could attach documents - so that would be another hurdle.  Another would be that unless you're listed as a "friend" - you have no way of knowing whether the person has received your notice.

But it's certainly worth looking into.

HAHA JIM PROFIT.

Nice comeback. I think we can be friends now, but please don't think of it as anymore. Purely into physical relationships only.