Quote:Do you guys actually have to recite the wedding vows backwards or something?
To be honest.. a real Satanic marriage would involve marrying one's self.
Satanists are basically objectivists only wear more black, fatter, get less butthurt, and don't have to read any books involving over 9000 pages.
Lavey's work on The Satanic Bible is like.. a cliffnotes version of objectivism.
Well, I mean there's some rites and sigils mixed in too. But that can mostly be ignored. I don't do that poo lol!
Infact, if you were at my house you'd think I was Jewish. I got candles for twelve days of Christmas. Christmas ofcourse, being "the day of Greed/Mammon".
The twelve candles are lit to invoke curses on my enemies and blessings on myself. (I guess it could bless other people too, but I don't give a bugger about other people LOL!)
This is another misconception about Satanists is that we're trigger happy to invoke curses. It's not about karma, it's about rationality.
Why would I waste my effort hurting someone when I can hurt them by seeing me be succesful? Ofcourse some people deserve my wrath and I'll do it anyway. But generally a Satanist doesn't think "who can I hex?" but rather "what can I do to improve
my life?"
Death, chaos, evil... these are just facts of life we've learned to accept and revere.
Fame, power, money, love. These are the desires of a true Satanist.
That's why my girlfriend asked me "let me guess, you found a perfect song for Satanism?" and I'm like "yes I did XP" she was expecting some death metal poo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2IWFtM4--I
Instead she gets a pseudo-Christian rock band
lololol!There is the more "theistic Satanist" Alesiter Crowley. But that's a whole other can of worms. XD
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