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The Decline of Danish
Nov 13th, 2008 at 9:23pm
 
I don't know if anybody else is crazy enough to watch 'The Eagle' on SBS, which just happens to be after Inspector Rex on Thursdays. The main problem with it is the Danish language, but of course it has subtitles.

The main issue is that the Danish Language is less of a language, and more of a medical condition. To me, it sounds like Norwegian spoken by a very enebriated person with a speech impediment who  pronounces half of every word.

I used to speak fluent Norwegian at one time, and I could get by in Denmark by speaking Norwegian, but although it's quite easy to read the language, somehow something goes awry when they actually vocalise what's written.

I found this clip on You tube and thought it was hilarious. It's a Norwegian TV series making fun of the Danish language. Quite a lot of it is in English.

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=8_iixmqSBQw&feature=related
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Reply #1 - Nov 13th, 2008 at 9:56pm
 
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Several episodes end with the Swedish neurosurgeon, Stig Helmer, on the hospital roof, looking longingly out over Øresund towards the Swedish shore line, and yelling "Danskjävlar!" ("Danish bastards!"), after helplessly witnessing another (to him) example of Danish lunacy.


SBSjävlar!

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Reply #2 - Nov 13th, 2008 at 10:09pm
 
or jævla dansker, as Norwegians might say. This must elicit a reply from Soren  Wink
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Reply #3 - Nov 14th, 2008 at 1:31am
 
muso wrote on Nov 13th, 2008 at 10:09pm:
or jævla dansker, as Norwegians might say. This must elicit a reply from Soren  Wink



Happiest people on earth, danes. Low expectations.

That's a very funny clip. I can't remember how to say hei in danish either.
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Reply #4 - Jul 11th, 2010 at 8:18pm
 
Holger Danske Vagner

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Reply #5 - Jul 11th, 2010 at 8:49pm
 
Denmark has been 1st on the  Worlds Happiest Country list.
One big reason Why is that it's  a country that looks after it's  people. Has good Health ,Education and Social policies.

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De har de bedste chokolade kager og is og iscreme, som også skal gøre derefter meget glad

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Reply #6 - Jul 12th, 2010 at 11:13am
 
Yes I'd very happily take my family to Denmark to live.

Incredibly Australia was 6th.

The survey must have been conducted a day after the last Federal election. Smiley

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Reply #7 - Jul 12th, 2010 at 11:43am
 
Denmark is my favourite, bro.
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Reply #8 - Aug 27th, 2010 at 8:27am
 
- and they're doing it on a shoestring.

http://www.space-travel.com/reports/Ready_for_Danes_in_Space_999.html

Reminds me of the movie - The Astronaut farmer. Good luck to them. I just hope their mission control uses the English language for communication  Wink

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Reply #9 - Aug 27th, 2010 at 12:27pm
 
The Scandinavians never really place an importance of their existence upon 'Language', some say they seem to be more focused upon the 'medi' things in life. In fact, they have a really progressive Medical system (culture?) in place, possibly the best?

The Anglo-Saxons of England (and possibly the Celts as a whole : Germany, Holland,Belgium, Switzerland, Austria, Czech and to a lesser extent, Slovakia) really did place an importance of their existence upon Language and the USA followed suit upon an even greater level (like Frankenstein's creation?). Language, of which such things as Politics, Law and Linguistics derive their existence from, can highlight other Nations' existence -even though it is not an important factor.
Take the Nipponese (or the Japanese as the Celtic/Western people prefer to say) for example. When they speak, they make sounds as if they are suffering from stomach pains or constipation. Now this is why a lot of Nips don't like to talk much at all and instead they 'make things' - hence "Made in Japan". Of course, the English language is the most versitile and enlightening of all the languages. It is able to advance into the future and grow without compromising its expression in regards to the well-being of the person.
Of course, a Nipponese person does feel a lot better when speaking English, than their own language ...but a lot of Nips feel that they will no longer be 'Nipponese' if they start talking an 'Anglo-Saxon' language or they will loose the empowerment of 'making things' as well.
This is understandable, but this is where the Anglo-Saxon Empire of the UK/USA & Queensland (& Melbourne) must come to grips that the GIFT that they found and brought into the world, must be released and given to the world if indeed, it is to THE INTERNATIONAL LANGUAGE and not just the White Anglo-Saxon language.
Its much like the stereo-types (though justifably so, for everything has a source and beginning) of you need Black-skin to work out in the sun upon the land, or you have to be yellow and asian to live in a city like a Citi-Zen, etc, etc. Even other races who 'created' things like Maths, Religion, Music, etc ...will find that they need to 'Let Go' ("...of the Precious") and allow the rest of the world to embrace in their own degree.

So the Danes are loosing a sense of strength in their language. And the fact that the direction of Medicine, rather than Politics is their excuse. Not every nation must place an importance of Language as the Soul of their existence and thank God for that.
I think New Zealand has a Musical and Tourism excuse to (Fade to Grey) drift away from Language as an importance or priority (you don't need an actual Language to sing for the sound can convey an emotion beyond what a word itself could convey in relation to the Music played).
I know Mauritius does place an importance upon Language and hence has the highest percentage of Linguists in the world, a lot of whom work for the United Nations.

Sorry if its making cents but only in 5 cent peices.
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Reply #10 - Aug 31st, 2010 at 11:11pm
 
locutius wrote on Jul 12th, 2010 at 11:13am:
Yes I'd very happily take my family to Denmark to live.

Incredibly Australia was 6th.

The survey must have been conducted a day after the last Federal election. Smiley



i'd go there any day, to get away from this wannabe USA clone we are living in.
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Reply #11 - Sep 5th, 2010 at 2:47pm
 
In 2006, the Danish minister for employment, Claus Hjort Frederiksen, spoke publicly of the burden of Muslim immigrants on the Danish welfare system, and it was horrifying: the government's welfare committee had calculated that if immigration from Third World countries were blocked, 75 percent of the cuts needed to sustain the huge welfare system in coming decades would be unnecessary. In other words, the welfare system, as it existed, was being exploited by immigrants to the point of eventually bankrupting the government. "We are simply forced to adopt a new policy on immigration. . . . the calculations of the welfare committee are terrifying and show how unsuccessful the integration of immigrants has been up to now," he said.

A large thorn in the side of Denmark's imams is the Minister of Immigration and Integration, Rikke Hvilshoj. She makes no bones about the new policy toward immigration, "The number of foreigners coming to the country makes a difference'. Hvilshoj says, "There is an inverse correlation between how many come here and how well we can receive the foreigners that come." And on Muslim immigrants needing to demonstrate a willingness to blend in, "In my view, Denmark should be a country with room for different cultures and religions. Some values, however, are more important than others. We refuse to question democracy, equal rights, and freedom of speech."

Hvilshoj has paid a price for her show of backbone. Perhaps to test her resolve, the leading radical imam in Denmark, Ahmed Abdel Rahman Abu Laban, demanded that the government pay blood money to the family of a Muslim who was murdered in a suburb of Copenhagen, stating that the family's thirst for revenge could be thwarted for money. When Hvilshoj dismissed his demand, he argued that in Muslim culture the payment of retribution money was common, to which Hvilshoj replied that what is done in a Muslim country is not necessarily what is done in Denmark.

The Muslim reply came soon after: her house was torched while she, her husband and children slept. All managed to escape unharmed, but she and her family were moved to a secret location and she and other ministers were assigned bodyguards for the first time in a country where such murderous violence was once so scarce.

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Reply #12 - Sep 6th, 2010 at 11:26am
 
Well if you 'self-sufficient' population growth ...declines,
as is the case with most of Scandinavian nations.
Then expect an increase in foreign immigration to fill the void.

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Reply #13 - Sep 6th, 2010 at 12:19pm
 
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In 2006, the Danish minister for employment, Claus Hjort Frederiksen, spoke publicly of the burden of Muslim immigrants on the Danish welfare system


Mass deportations.
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Reply #14 - Sep 7th, 2010 at 2:40pm
 
muso wrote on Aug 27th, 2010 at 8:27am:
- and they're doing it on a shoestring.

http://www.space-travel.com/reports/Ready_for_Danes_in_Space_999.html[/img]


A Danish shoestring and a Chinese hairdryer. There's a lesson in that.

Rocket dreams fail to ignite
Monday, 06 September 2010 09:06 ALF News   
Home-built rocket plans put on hold until next year

The dreams of the first Danish rocket in space were shot down this weekend, as the Heat-1X/Tycho-Brahe rocket failed to lift off.

Rocket builders Peter Madsen and Kristian von Bengtson confirmed last night at a press conference that it was their by now infamous hairdryer that resulted in the rocket not achieving lift-off. The pair, along with a team of volunteers, had kept the country in suspense all weekend as they sailed the rocket off the coast of Bornholm using their self-built submarine.

The hairdryer, one which they bought in Føtex for under 100 kroner, was supposed to have kept a valve for the liquid oxygen hot, so that it did not freeze and become stuck. However, due to some necessary last minute alternations, the power to the hairdryer was cut off, Madsen stated last night.

The project has now been postponed till next June.



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