Australian Politics Forum - I HATE INSECTS

Gaybriel Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1191	Re: I HATE INSECTS Reply #15 - Nov 25^th, 2008 at 9:43pm AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH It just ran under the other desk and the spray HAS OFFICIALLY RUN OUT
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Grendel Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 28080 Gender:	Re: I HATE INSECTS Reply #16 - Nov 25^th, 2008 at 9:45pm Huntsmen kill funnelwebs... leave it alone and it'll leave you alone. Mind you i had one in the shower with me once... I tried to talk some sense into it but to no avail. I tried gentle persuasion... but no. Unfortunately it ended up dead.
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Gaybriel Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1191	Re: I HATE INSECTS Reply #17 - Nov 25^th, 2008 at 9:47pm Gaybriel chokes on her own bile I don't care man! it's huge and yucky! and they SO don't leave you alone! they crawl on you when you sleep and run around like crazy bastards. YUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK give me a snake over a spider any day
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Grendel Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 28080 Gender:	Re: I HATE INSECTS Reply #18 - Nov 25^th, 2008 at 9:51pm Yes I prefer snakes too.
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Gaybriel Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1191	Re: I HATE INSECTS Reply #19 - Nov 25^th, 2008 at 9:53pm this sucks this is why I need a boyfriend modern day dragon in my freaking living room people- needs slaying!
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Gaybriel Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1191	Re: I HATE INSECTS Reply #20 - Nov 25^th, 2008 at 9:57pm IT JUST RAN AT ME
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Grendel Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 28080 Gender:	Re: I HATE INSECTS Reply #21 - Nov 25^th, 2008 at 10:01pm Did you kill it? get a broom.
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Gaybriel Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1191	Re: I HATE INSECTS Reply #22 - Nov 25^th, 2008 at 10:04pm i have anewspaper my friend is coming over i'm such a loser
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Gaybriel Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1191	Re: I HATE INSECTS Reply #23 - Nov 25^th, 2008 at 10:05pm got a broom now all I need is some courage
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Gaybriel Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1191	Re: I HATE INSECTS Reply #24 - Nov 25^th, 2008 at 10:05pm and no- I screamed, ran away and then couldn't see it yay for panic
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Grendel Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 28080 Gender:	Re: I HATE INSECTS Reply #25 - Nov 25^th, 2008 at 10:05pm can you see it?
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Gaybriel Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1191	Re: I HATE INSECTS Reply #26 - Nov 25^th, 2008 at 10:08pm I just killed it with the broom I love you for your broom suggestion
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Gaybriel Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1191	Re: I HATE INSECTS Reply #27 - Nov 25^th, 2008 at 10:10pm I'm still so freaked I want chocolate
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Reply #28 - Nov 25^th, 2008 at 10:36pm

"The huge spiders were perhaps the ugliest and most frightening of all the giant insects. The spiders would often spin a web from one side of the street to the other. Automobiles would become hopelessly entangled int he mesh and their owners would have to abandon them. In the country, a spider would often spin a web from one tree to another, manufacturing a net inescapable to any victim trapped within it. On a dark night people didn't see the web and they'd stumble into it blindly. If no one arrived to cut the person out of the web, the victim might die of starvation. If the spider were to return, the helpless victim would be at the mercy of the spider's whims."

The only sure thing against these beasties and their Marsian masters is to play a piece of yodeling music, "Indian Love Call" by Slim Whitman, which causes Martian brains to explode.

(c) - Mars attacks

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Grendel Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 28080 Gender:	Re: I HATE INSECTS Reply #29 - Nov 25^th, 2008 at 10:37pm No problemo... Gotta be good for something I s'pose.
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