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Gaybriel Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1191	I HATE INSECTS Nov 13^th, 2008 at 8:10pm THERE IS A HUGE DRAGONFLY IN MY LIVING ROOM THAT STARTED ATTACKING ME AS I WAS DOING AEROBICS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE SPRAYED ALMOST HALF A CAN OF MORTEIN AT THIS THING WHY WON'T IT DIE!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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freediver Gold Member Offline www.ozpolitic.com Posts: 52826 At my desk.	Re: I HATE INSECTS Reply #1 - Nov 13^th, 2008 at 8:22pm You are going insane due to the inhalation of aerosol sprays. The dragonfly is not attacking you. You could crush it in your hand. It is a delicate little insect, not a monster. I suggest opening a window. It will solve both your problems.
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tallowood Gold Member Offline Израиль Навсегда Posts: 7339 Gender:	Re: I HATE INSECTS Reply #2 - Nov 13^th, 2008 at 8:36pm Gaybriel wrote on Nov 13^th, 2008 at 8:10pm: THERE IS A HUGE DRAGONFLY IN MY LIVING ROOM THAT STARTED ATTACKING ME AS I WAS DOING AEROBICS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE SPRAYED ALMOST HALF A CAN OF MORTEIN AT THIS THING WHY WON'T IT DIE!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Charge it with sexual harassment.
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Phillip Junior Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 66	Re: I HATE INSECTS Reply #3 - Nov 13^th, 2008 at 9:30pm Gaybriel wrote on Nov 13^th, 2008 at 8:10pm: THERE IS A HUGE DRAGONFLY IN MY LIVING ROOM THAT STARTED ATTACKING ME AS I WAS DOING AEROBICS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE SPRAYED ALMOST HALF A CAN OF MORTEIN AT THIS THING WHY WON'T IT DIE!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAHAHAA, screen shot time gabs use a newspaper
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Re: I HATE INSECTS
Reply #4 - Nov 13^th, 2008 at 9:44pm

freediver wrote on Nov 13^th, 2008 at 8:22pm:

You are going insane due to the inhalation of aerosol sprays. The dragonfly is not attacking you. You could crush it in your hand. It is a delicate little insect, not a monster.

I suggest opening a window. It will solve both your problems.

for real man I don't think you understand! this thing was like half dragonly half scorpion

it took so much mortein to kill it- there was a dense fog in my living room afterwards. It was like London in the 1800's

if I get brave enough to take the big book off that I threw onto it when it finally entered its death throes on the floor, then I am so taking a photo to prove to everyone how evil it was

I am having visions of the camera flashing and it comign back to life and trying to eat my face though

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Gaybriel Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1191	Re: I HATE INSECTS Reply #5 - Nov 13^th, 2008 at 11:40pm prepare yourselves ....
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Gaybriel Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1191	Re: I HATE INSECTS Reply #6 - Nov 13^th, 2008 at 11:40pm and
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Gaybriel Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1191	Re: I HATE INSECTS Reply #7 - Nov 13^th, 2008 at 11:41pm note that this is it WHEN FLATTENED blluuuuugh
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Sprintcyclist Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 41399 Gender:	Re: I HATE INSECTS Reply #8 - Nov 13^th, 2008 at 11:52pm Poor dragonfly. They are beautiful animals. She did you no harm. Ever watched a spider closely. Awesome. really just stand still and closely intently watch one, as an artist does. marvel at them.
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Gaybriel Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1191	Re: I HATE INSECTS Reply #9 - Nov 14^th, 2008 at 12:56am oh dude...please no I couldn't deal- I'd spew. closely is exactly how I would NOT want to watch a spider. even lying in bed now I'm freaking out thinking things are crawling on me glugh
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Phillip Junior Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 66	Re: I HATE INSECTS Reply #10 - Nov 14^th, 2008 at 1:13am Gaybriel wrote on Nov 14^th, 2008 at 12:56am: oh dude...please no I couldn't deal- I'd spew. closely is exactly how I would NOT want to watch a spider. even lying in bed now I'm freaking out thinking things are crawling on me glugh I'll see if i can "borrow" one of my granddad's Mongolian scorpions when i go back home in 09.
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Gaybriel Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1191	Re: I HATE INSECTS Reply #11 - Nov 14^th, 2008 at 1:19am you're so evil!! why am I still awake?? go to bed jessica!!
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Emily the Muslim New Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 17 United States of America Gender:	Re: I HATE INSECTS Reply #12 - Nov 14^th, 2008 at 5:16am Aww, Dragonflies are pretty, but I agree they're better outside than inside. Anyway, you finally got me over to your forum, lol.
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muso Gold Member Offline Posts: 13151 Gladstone, Queensland Gender:	Re: I HATE INSECTS Reply #13 - Nov 14^th, 2008 at 6:09am You want to see some of our preying mantises here in Central Qld. I've seen them 15cm long. Getting them out of you hair can be a major operation
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Gaybriel Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 1191	Re: I HATE INSECTS Reply #14 - Nov 25^th, 2008 at 9:36pm There was this huge huntsman running across the floor and I threw a DVD cover at it and missed and then it ran at me and I screamed. Then it ran under the desk and I sprayed it with insect spray and now I can't see it and the mortein is running out! There's no one else home I want my daddy
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