I'm feeling...wtf??

I'm just dreaming.
Try writing how you might like somethign to be .

Imagine if .......... the moon was made of cheese , etc etc etc

tallow  - huh, well, I always thought it was just a saying .


The undisputable facts follow :-

"The Moon is made of Green Cheese.


False.  The Moon is made of a pale, creamy shade of yellow cheese.  The reason the moon shines is from the coat of wax that protects the cheese from the harsh vaccuum of space.

The moon is barren and without life. 

False.  It has been known for decades among the scientific monkey community that giant moon lizards roam the lunar plains, using their innate ability to blend into the landscape to avoid detection.  The lizards live off of sunlight and moon cheese, thus solving the riddle of the mulititude of craters on the moon.  The previous theory invloved "meteors" and having them "crash onto the moon."  One can see at once why the moon lizard theory makes more sense.