With credit to Midnightcowboy, here is the SAB, in its entirety.
"Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christs advice to enter his father Kingdom …
Do the Will of the Father, Stand firm till the End, Acknowledge Jesus before men, Become like little children, store no value in earthly possessions, honour the Holy Spirit, lose your life to Him, be proud of Jesus and His words, Believe, Repent and be Baptised, never look back on your past ways, be Born Again, take Holy Communion.
Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ would like us to …
Be meek, hunger and thirst for knowledge, be merciful, pure in Spirit, be a peacemaker, be perfect, forgive people their sins, do not worry, do not judge or condemn, ask and seek, hear His words and PUT THEM INTO ACTION, be humble and gentle, have eyes that see and ears that hear, be generous, considerate and kind, Love your neighbour, be wise and faithful, have things of God in mind, have faith in God, go into the world and preach the Good News, love your enemies, do to others as you would have them do to you, help those that are in need and are unable to pay you back, be always ready for service to the Lord, store up treasures for yourself in heaven, do not let your hearts be troubled.
Taken from the Gospels of the NIV Bible."
"SAB" = Sprintcyclists Abbreviated Bible.