I think Aussie is worried that when he beats off now to Chalke and Cheating that he will picture them in Nazi uniforms and it will hamper his arousal.

Don't let it perturb you Aussie- If you think about it hard enough, a LW like yourself should be able to get off quicker thinking about a swastika

Farting/stalking, both bad.

I few years back my brother an his wife came over for dinner and i had just moved into an old bungalow that the Doris and I had purchased, the bathroom and toilet were straight off the kitchen.In the middle of dinner I needed a pee so went to the loo and forgot to close the door Im joyfully peeing into the bowl making lots of bubbles then proceeded to have an enormous belch and also farted, When I got back to the dinner table it was totally  silent. The Doris was blushing then the bro cracked up laughing , he reckoned I put on a fine performance, I wife tells me later she has never been so embarrassed,