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deepthought Gold Member Offline In Defence Of Liberty Posts: 2869	Farting Mar 13^th, 2008 at 8:22pm I thought this topic deserved its own thread. Do the commentators here think it is OK to fart in bed despite your loved one's complaints that it smells? (as moderator of this forum I require everyone to use the word 'fart' at least once in your reply. If you forget I will add it for you because I am helpful like that)
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oceanz Gold Member Offline Auzgurl.. Posts: 3531 Gender:	Re: Farting Reply #1 - Mar 13^th, 2008 at 8:28pm No its not ok to fart in bed.
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deepthought Gold Member Offline In Defence Of Liberty Posts: 2869	Re: Farting Reply #2 - Mar 13^th, 2008 at 8:31pm Quote: No its not ok to fart in bed. Yes, that's how I feel. I will tell my girlfriend you agree with me about farting in bed. She reckons it's OK as long as there is a light breeze blowing.
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deepthought Gold Member Offline In Defence Of Liberty Posts: 2869	Re: Farting Reply #3 - Mar 13^th, 2008 at 8:41pm The other thing about farting I have thought about is why is it not possible to capture this most entertaining human achievement with a camera?
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Reply #4 - Mar 13^th, 2008 at 8:55pm

deepthought wrote on Mar 13^th, 2008 at 8:41pm:

The other thing about farting I have thought about is why is it not possible to capture this most entertaining human achievement with a camera?

1/- you cheated..I used the word
fart
("fart" added by mod).

2/-maybe you could if the fart
("fart" added by mod) was at all ''' Fluubberistic" .

Has an onamatapeatically pleasing farty
("farty" added by mod) association I do believe.

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Reply #5 - Mar 13^th, 2008 at 10:13pm

For farts sake, of course it is alright to fart- whether there is a farting breeze blowing or not. Nature has a way of dealing with the body's disparaging farting comments.

Anyone who farting complains deserves a farting dutch oven- and if they still feel the need to farting whinge, threaten them with a farting cabbage and egg nightcap. That'll farting fix em.

I personally like being in the car with all your loved ones and as the driver you have control to be able to lock all of electric windows. It makes for quite a spectacle for other drivers at the traffic lights

(Was that farting good enough for you DT?)

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Reply #6 - Mar 14^th, 2008 at 5:43am

IQSRLOW wrote on Mar 13^th, 2008 at 10:13pm:

For farts sake, of course it is alright to fart- whether there is a farting breeze blowing or not. Nature has a way of dealing with the body's disparaging farting comments.

Anyone who farting complains deserves a farting dutch oven- and if they still feel the need to farting whinge, threaten them with a farting cabbage and egg nightcap. That'll farting fix em.

I personally like being in the car with all your loved ones and as the driver you have control to be able to lock all of electric windows. It makes for quite a spectacle for other drivers at the traffic lights

(Was that farting good enough for you DT?)

Farting perfect IQ.

I agree with your sentiments too. For fart's sake why is farting considered socially unacceptable? It is farting humorous, it relieves farting abdominal pressure and deaf people can enjoy the results though they don't get to hear the amusing farting sound.

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Reply #7 - Mar 14^th, 2008 at 6:53pm

Quote:

One day a lady went into a fishing shop to buy her husband a fishing pole for his birthday.

She picked up a really nice looking pole and asked the salesman how much it was. The sales man says, "I am blind but if you give me the pole I can tell how much it is by the weight."

So the lady gives him the pole and he says, "That pole is worth $45." She was amazed at how cheap that was.

So then she picked up another really nice pole, hands it to the man and he says, "This pole is worth $55." she decided that was also really cheap.

And then she picks the nicest looking pole in the place and handed it to the man and he says, "This pole is our best and it is $70." she told him that she would take it.

As she was getting the fishing pole all rung up, she had to fart really really badly. She decided since the man was blind that it really wouldn't matter if she farted in front of him so she just let it loose.

All of a sudden the man says, "It all comes up to $80."

Confused the lady says to him, "But you said the fishing pole was only $70."

He said, "It is. Its $70 for the fishing pole and $10 for the duck call."

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Sprintcyclist Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 41822 Gender:	Re: Farting Reply #8 - Mar 15^th, 2008 at 12:36am Normal consideration would surely have one curb ones own flatulence at the request of a loved one. Same as any habit that offends another. Oh, by the way - fart
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Reply #9 - Mar 15^th, 2008 at 12:40am

Reminds me of the best farting joke I have seen.

At a guys house, one bloke came in with a bottle of milk, opened and mostly empty.
He said to his brother "I think this has gone off, can you smell it please and check?"
"Yes, sure", said the brother, quite confused. he smelt it and recoiled rapidly.
The first guy cracked up laughing, he had farted into the bottle prior to bringing it out !!!

Sophisticated fart gag #294

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oceanz Gold Member Offline Auzgurl.. Posts: 3531 Gender:	Re: Farting Reply #10 - Mar 15^th, 2008 at 11:04am ooohhh we get to say "fart"... Come on...this is a tad preschoolish...Its like saying ..ooohhh.."RUBBER"...gasp!!!!! Very funny IQ.
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oceanz Gold Member Offline Auzgurl.. Posts: 3531 Gender:	Re: Farting Reply #11 - Mar 15^th, 2008 at 3:31pm Is this a Mexican standoff then oh farty (added by mod) gaseous one .?
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Reply #12 - Mar 15^th, 2008 at 3:38pm

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Is this a Mexican standoff then oh farty (added by mod) gaseous one .? Roll Eyes

I call it a fart thread.

I also call it queer that mantra posts to complain. But I won't stop her. If she thinks she is the fart fun police then she can throw her farting weight around accordingly. But she shouldn't be upset if no one takes her farts seriously. We didn't appoint her to be the boss of the forum so I'm not sure why she thinks she is.

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deepthought Gold Member Offline In Defence Of Liberty Posts: 2869	Re: Farting Reply #13 - Mar 15^th, 2008 at 5:51pm Kevvy cuts the cheese (farts).
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deepthought Gold Member Offline In Defence Of Liberty Posts: 2869	Re: Farting Reply #14 - Mar 15^th, 2008 at 8:15pm Kevvy hosts a review think tank committee forum discussion group.
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