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Sprintcyclist Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 41788 Gender:	Joke time Oct 12^th, 2007 at 7:17pm A muslim guy doused himself with petrol and set himself alight the other day. The neighbours had a collection for his family who were left. So far they have got 24 litres.
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oceanz Gold Member Offline Auzgurl.. Posts: 3531 Gender:	Re: Joke time Reply #1 - Nov 2^nd, 2007 at 3:44pm priceless sprint-got anymore ii
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Re: Joke time
Reply #2 - Nov 2^nd, 2007 at 4:00pm

Sprintcyclist wrote on Oct 12^th, 2007 at 7:17pm:

A muslim guy doused himself with petrol and set himself alight the other day.
The neighbours had a collection for his family who were left.
So far they have got 24 litres. Wink

I douse my self in petrol regularly! Its fun! Although I do smell like a lawnmower when I'm finished... Maybe its the brand of petrol? Next time I'll try coles-express petrol fresh from the pump!

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I went jetty jumping at low tide and broke both of my ankles.

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Sprintcyclist Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 41788 Gender:	Re: Joke time Reply #3 - Nov 2^nd, 2007 at 4:03pm Remembered another. There was a survey to find out why men like fellatio so much. 15% said it was because of the sensations. 25% said it was due to the trust and closeness they felt. 60% said they liked the silence.
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LowTideJettyJumper New Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 36	Re: Joke time Reply #4 - Nov 2^nd, 2007 at 4:09pm Sprintcyclist wrote on Nov 2^nd, 2007 at 4:03pm: Remembered another. There was a survey to find out why men like fellatio so much. 15% said it was because of the sensations. 25% said it was due to the trust and closeness they felt. 60% said they liked the silence. SEXIST!!
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Sprintcyclist Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 41788 Gender:	Re: Joke time Reply #5 - Nov 7^th, 2007 at 2:46pm Here is another sexist joke. Q/ Know how to tell when your best mate has turned gay ? A/ His penis tastes different.
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boxingkangaroo Full Member Offline Posts: 129	Re: Joke time Reply #6 - Nov 7^th, 2007 at 5:53pm Sprintcyclist wrote on Nov 7^th, 2007 at 2:46pm: Here is another sexist joke. Q/ Know how to tell when your best mate has turned gay ? A/ His penis tastes different. ok
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boxingkangaroo Full Member Offline Posts: 129	Re: Joke time Reply #7 - Nov 7^th, 2007 at 6:51pm Sprintcyclist wrote on Nov 7^th, 2007 at 2:46pm: Here is another sexist joke. Q/ Know how to tell when your best mate has turned gay ? A/ His penis tastes different. Do you mean his pe nis? Not fond of another s blokes d ick myself.
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boxingkangaroo Full Member Offline Posts: 129	Re: Joke time Reply #8 - Nov 7^th, 2007 at 9:44pm no answer
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Reply #9 - Nov 8^th, 2007 at 12:00am

LowTideJettyJumper wrote on Nov 2^nd, 2007 at 4:00pm:

Sprintcyclist wrote on Oct 12^th, 2007 at 7:17pm:

A muslim guy doused himself with petrol and set himself alight the other day.
The neighbours had a collection for his family who were left.
So far they have got 24 litres. Wink

I douse my self in petrol regularly! Its fun! Although I do smell like a lawnmower when I'm finished... Maybe its the brand of petrol? Next time I'll try coles-express petrol fresh from the pump!

I'll supply the Matches. No charge.

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Total anti-marxist and anti-left wing. The Right is Right.&&&&&&

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Sprintcyclist Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 41788 Gender:	Re: Joke time Reply #10 - Dec 4^th, 2007 at 3:23pm This one is a "Middle Eastern" phrase/joke/whatever. "A goat for convenience, a woman for a baby, but a boy for pleasure."
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guest(Guest) Guest	Re: Joke time Reply #11 - Dec 5^th, 2007 at 11:22am Sprintcyclist wrote on Dec 4^th, 2007 at 3:23pm: This one is a "Middle Eastern" phrase/joke/whatever. "A goat for convenience, a woman for a baby, but a boy for pleasure." i don't get it??? what is that supposed to mean??
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Acid Monkey Gold Member Offline Goth Father Posts: 1064 EU Gender:	Re: Joke time Reply #12 - Dec 6^th, 2007 at 4:38pm Sprintcyclist wrote on Dec 4^th, 2007 at 3:23pm: "A goat for convenience, a woman for a baby, but a boy for pleasure." Funny. Quote: i don't get it??? what is that supposed to mean?? Bloody hilarious!!
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Reply #13 - Dec 6^th, 2007 at 9:10pm

Sprintcyclist wrote on Dec 4^th, 2007 at 3:23pm:

This one is a "Middle Eastern" phrase/joke/whatever.

"A goat for convenience, a woman for a baby, but a boy for pleasure."

Sprints jokes are anything but funny.

Its sexist./racist/and most of all offensive to the victims of peadophiles.

Its over all disgusting. Racism/sexism/vulgarity dressed up as what is supposed to pass for' humour'.

Sprint is the first one to jump on pple for being sexist vulgar coarse..yet he is the worst offender.

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Sprintcyclist Gold Member Offline OzPolitic Posts: 41788 Gender:	Re: Joke time Reply #14 - Dec 6^th, 2007 at 10:02pm Did you hear about the lesbian cabinet makers ? They used no nails, screws or glue. It was all tongue in groove.
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