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Someone actually asked on Yahoo 'Gender Studies' if Escargon was a good name for a boy....
The Imperial Maitre d'... staff of office in hand, strides manfully to the centre of theChamber... raps his staff three times... then loudly proclaims:-
"All rise for King (snork) Escar(ah, huk,huk, huk) gon... The First... (ahhhh, ha, ha,ha,ha, ha....)"..
The Chamber erupts into gales of laughter... certain older Members, deep in their cups, awaken and inadvertently shove the lithe and supplicant maidens from their laps... and seeing the knee-slapping ribaldry and then perceiving its source - join in the laughter ... an ancient crone passing by in the street faints at the sounds of mirth coming from the chamber.... and the horses are startled in the Imperial Square....
Escargon The Mighty, Beneficiary of his Mother's benign choice of name... slinks away from the Chamber.... a cloud over his head.....
He'll get that Maitre d' some day... that bastard........
Slyly and covering his tracks, he makes his way to the chamber of the Head of the Imperial Guild of Soul-less Assassins... together they plot and scheme....
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