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	Karzai and Trump? What to do? Stay reading, friends, and you will see.		Karzai and Trump? What to do? Stay reading, friends, and you will see.

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	If you see Faarooq please you help him out.		If you see Faarooq please you help him out.

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			Winter, Kabul. From his compound behind the Presidential Palace, Karzai looks out over his once proud city. Where is Gary now? Where are the Americans? The British? The German engineers?

			Was it all a dream?

			An icy wind blows through the city, whistling. When the sun rises, there will be fog.

			The telephone rings, breaking through the darkness.

			"Hamid?"

			It is Ghani, damn him. He calls anytime. He is now Karzai's president. Once, he was a friend.

			"Hamid? The Americans are taking more troops. What to do? It is giving me insomnia already."

			"Ah, Ashraf, this is no longer our world. The wind, the fog, this is now our lot, insh'allah."

			"But Hamid, we must act! You must do something! Call Gary, call Mr Trump, call anyone!"

			"Gary no longer takes my calls, effende, but anyhow, he is gone too. Retired, living in Maine."

			"And Trump?"

			"Forget it, Ashraf, he's pretty much retired too. Putin, he will talk to. Me? I am yesterday. I am the past. I am no longer on the Fox News."

			"But Mother said..."

			"Ah. She talks to you? Me also, in my time. She is a goodly spirit."

			"She is my only hope! The Americans will no longer help. The Taliban are giving me heart problems already. My blood pressure..."

			Health has always been one of Karzai's obsessions, but like all hypochondriacs, he can't bear to listen to the health problems of others.

			"Insh'allah, the Angel will guide you, Ashraf. Listen to her. She is always right."

			"Ah, Hamid, she tells me to kill - some men with my own bare hands. My conscience..."

			"Forget conscience, effende, the Angel speaks the word of God. This is the price we must pay. I also, in my time. Men like us cannot afford a conscience."

			Karzai can hear the presidential hubbly bubbly on the other end of the line. Ghani must be onto his first bong of the day. Karzai is on the last bong of the night. Hashish and opium. It is the only thing that holds back the pain of the conscience. Also, it often brings a visit from the Angel, who gives advice. Karzai, after all, is still the president, just not in name. Today, he can relax and let Ashraf settle the blood. It is a part of the job no president likes.

			In many ways, Karzai is like the Angel herself, directing Afghanistan from behind the scene. Karzai's presidential terms expired, he can now rule without accountability. It is a good place to be, but then again, all in Afghanistan know Karzai is secretly the power behind the throne.

			"Hamid, try Mr Trump again, I know he can help. Maybe there will be a new Gary soon."

			"Insh'allah, there are no more Garys, Ashraf. It is the price we must pay. It is - how to say - independence."

			"Oh Hamid, listen to who you are talking to. Independence? It's a sad joke. Afghanistan will never be independent. Britain, Russia, America, all. Let the Taliban dream of independence. We are pragmatic fellows."

			"This may be, effende, but we must pretend. We are like an actor on the stage - an actor in the play of life. All countries want independence, isn't it. None may have it, not even America. But we pretend, we speak to the crowds, we go on TV. Then, when all is quiet, we listen to the Angel of Darkness, Mother of the Night. This is our lot, insh'allah. It is what we must do. Speak of independence, Ashraf, but act on dependence. It is all we can do."

			"Yes, it is so. Can you just try Trump?"

			"Okay! I will try again, Ashraf. Insh'allah, I will succeed. But let us wait until the day."

			"Ah, Hamid, peace be upon you."

			"Now go do your work. You have a meeting with the Pashtun Council today, no?"

			"They never help. All they do is complain."

			"But we must pretend, Ashraf. Be an actor. Listen and speak the lines I have given you. It is like chess. On their own, no piece can win, and yes, many must be sacrificed. But together - like the fingers in a hand - we may act, fingers that may form a fist or a caress."

			Karzai takes a drag on his pipe then blows out its smoke, a long blue dragon of opium and hashish. With it, Karzai let's out a prayer.

			"Mother of Darkness, Angel of Death, bring light to our friend Ashraf Ghani, president of all the tribes of Afghanistan! Bring him glory, bring him peace!"

			"Blood pressure, Hamid..."

			"Bring him health! Lower his blood pressure, insh'allah. Get him on a low cholesterol diet, he is putting on too much weight."

			"It is Winter, Hamid. I'm not getting out much."

			"Then get out! Go to Florida. It is sunny all year round. Gary gave me a compound there. Finally."

			"Really?"

			"Really. But it was not cheap. It cost much oil and gas. Still, it is not my oil and gas."

			"It belongs to the people of Afghanistan."

			"It belongs to God! He who sees all, hears all, owns all. I should go to Florida myself, get some sun."

			"This might work, Hamid. Listen, Mr Trump has a palace there. You can buy a ticket and meet with him."

			"Maybe. What is this Trump palace?"

			"Mar a' Lago. Apparently you can play golf there. You can drive around in these little buggies."

			"Well, it would be good to see the retirement compound again... Alright, I will visit this Mar a Lago. I will play some golf, drink cocktails. Insh'allah, I shall meet with Trump himself!"

			"As God wills it, Hamid."

			"Now go. Meet with the Pashtuns. Tell them to hold tight. Insh'allah, we will bring back America!"

			A thin dawn breaks over Kabul. As always, the sun's fog creeps in from the east. Blue-grey, like the smoke from a hubbly bubbly.

			Karzai and Trump? What to do? Stay reading, friends, and you will see.

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	Some other good stuff. [http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1414814389/90#90]		Some other good stuff. [http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1414814389/90#90]

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	[[Karzai Background Discussion]]		[[Karzai Background Discussion]]

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Freediver at 09:35, 10 November 2011

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	The men sit silent and wait while Khan talks quietly on his phone. If they weren't in the Presidential Palace in the mind of Afghanistan, it would be no different to any other day in Lashkar Gar.		The men sit silent and wait while Khan talks quietly on his phone. If they weren't in the Presidential Palace in the mind of Afghanistan, it would be no different to any other day in Lashkar Gar.

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			- Karzai gave a extreme irresponsible statement against us and India.

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			Yes, my friend, but Karzai is only doing his job. Karzai is the US-installed and demokratically-elected man of the Afghani peoples. It is demokracy. Karzai must be extremely irresponsible. What to do?

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			The governor of Oruzgan has asked Karzai for a transfer. What should Karzai do, friends?

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			- Karzai must advise the governor to go to America with the Americans when they pull out. Or he can get to Indonesia overland then hop in a boat and come to Christmas Island and stay in one of those five star motels. Or he can fly into Sydney on Qantas and stay at Bondi.

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			Yes, this is a good idea. Perhaps he should fly Ariana Airlines to Jakarta. He can stopover in Delhi and do some shopping.

			I would recommend he live in Auburn, Sydney, friend.

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			- Auburn could be good. We know Alan Jones and Matty is in Sydney, maybe they could meet him and welcome him to the community, have a barbie, halal of course, you can go too Karnal then hop across to Ryde for the meeting and introduce him to Pauline, that's if Pauline still wants to go because she's a model now she might be busy with her underwear promotions.
			Will see!

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			Yes, my friend. Maybe Oruzgan governor could give up politics and enter the business. He can take Pauline's latest undergarment/burqa collection back to Afghanistan.

			Thoughts?

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			- Pauline's undergarment collection would be too hot for Afghani women to handle surely Karnal.
			She is much too much woman for the average Afghani camel driver.
			Does Pauline have a burqa collection in her range?
			This is new to me.
			If so, if hope it expands beyond black, blacker and blackest.
			It might even be daring enough to show an eyebrow or two (if the woman has more than one eyebrow that is).
			This would be good.

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			This is true. In Afghanistan, such a woman would be stoned to deaths.

			Or installed in the parliament. Either one, my friend. It is demokracy.

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			- This is not time for underwear talk. It is serious time in Afghanistan. It is coming to dangerous time for Afghani people.

			The governor, he will not be returning to Oruzgan Province or to Afghanistan. The Taliban, they will be taken over the whole place and running in through the old city and the bazaar making sure the woman and children are in the house. This will remind you of what it was like before the Amerikana comes to bring demokracy.

			I would like if Karzai can come to Australia with the governor or if he will go back to Amerika with the soldier.

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			It is so. Karzai will go to Amerika. CIA will talk with Taliban. They will pay the best mullahs for the job, my friend.

			Pakistani ISI will pay their best mullahs. Who will win?

			I would like Karzai to come to Australia too, my friend.

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			My frien, just one small detail: I want a house in Palm Springs. I hear Nixon's old house is up for sale, no?

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			I am 100% behind Mossadhi Khan. He is our man in Lashkar Gar.

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			Mother, what do you say? 100% employment for the peoples? Of course!

			All are employed by Gud, isn't it?

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			We must pull together, friends. We must unite in the struggle. Mossadhi Khan is the number one man in Lashkar Gar. =

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			Mr president Karzai is for number one position on first plane out for Karzai job is finish

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			Kabesh! When Karzai comes to Australia his work will not finish!

			He will be the president in exile. Already he has been in France, Amerika, Pakistan. He will be our man in Auburn.

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	Allah Uakbar, they have made it. The front driver is ecstatic. Khan, getting out of his SUV, shoots him a look. The men have been briefed. They are to stay together and maintain discipline at all times. They are here, in the very mind of Afghanistan, the Presidential Palace. It has taken Khan a long time, but he is finally at his destination.		Allah Uakbar, they have made it. The front driver is ecstatic. Khan, getting out of his SUV, shoots him a look. The men have been briefed. They are to stay together and maintain discipline at all times. They are here, in the very mind of Afghanistan, the Presidential Palace. It has taken Khan a long time, but he is finally at his destination.

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			Khan and his men sign the ledger and each man is issued a security pass. After showing them what to do with the passes, the men are led to an adjoining waiting room by the chief of reception, an old man in pajamas and suit jacket with his own security pass around his neck. He peers into the room through thick, black-framed glasses. "Kabesh! They move the chairs! Wait - wait."

			Khan speaks. "No, uncle, we will sit." Khan sits cross-legged on the floor, his men shifting on their feet. "Sit!" One by one, Khan's men join him in a circle around the room.

			"Ah." The man smiles, his hand touching his heart, his forehead, and his heart again. "One thing - there is no smoking here." He points to the ceiling. "Alarms". He rolls his eyes, which look huge through the magnified lenses.

			Khan smiles. "No problem."

			"If you wish to smoke maybe I can take you some place."

			"All is good, uncle. God is great."

			"God is great!" The reception chief leaves Khan and his men for his ledger and security passes.

			The men sit silent and wait while Khan talks quietly on his phone. If they weren't in the Presidential Palace in the mind of Afghanistan, it would be no different to any other day in Lashkar Gar.

Freediver at 23:40, 4 November 2011

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Freediver: New page: Karzai Background Discussion 19/4/10 '''Karzai threatens to join Taliban''' http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1271658746 I just read this - I don't know anything about it....

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New page: Karzai Background Discussion 19/4/10 '''Karzai threatens to join Taliban''' http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1271658746 I just read this - I don't know anything about it....

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