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Re: Who should the Dems run for President in 2027?
Reply #60 - Jul 30^th, 2025 at 10:42pm

The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of frontrunners for the 2028 Democratic nomination:

Hunter Biden: The perfect heir to the family legacy, only with more F-words and crack.

Kilmar Abrego Garcia: Few candidates have been able to build as much support among the Democratic base as this wife-beating illegal immigrant.

That one bronze statue of the sassy black woman from Times Square: Still smarter than Kamala Harris

Angel Reese: The party could use someone with her track record of beating popular white people.

Volodymyr Zelenskyy: He has valuable experience in running a country and costing American taxpayers hundreds of millions of dollars.

Luigi Mangione: Insiders say he would be a killer candidate.

Stephen Colbert: Word has it his schedule is wide open.

Elmo: The party has a strong history of success when it comes to nominating puppets for president.

Joe Biden's Autopen: It ran the country before, and it can do it again.

The Republicans could be in big trouble against that all-star lineup. Who else could make a run for the Democratic nomination? Add your suggestions in the comments.

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Re: Who should the Dems run for President in 2027?
Reply #61 - Jul 31^st, 2025 at 12:58pm

The Babylon Bee has come up with the following list of things that, believe it or not, are more popular than Democrats:

Kidney stones: Painful, yes, but have you ever watched an 8-hour Hakeem Jeffries speech?

Digital pagers from Israel: 9 out of 10 Americans would rather wear one than be associated with Democrats.

British food: Who doesn't love a good pie with a fish head sticking out of it?

Diddy parties: The popularity of these has followed a similar trajectory to the Democratic Party.

WNBA season tickets: They supposedly have at least some monetary value.

Bluesky: There are reportedly dozens and dozens of devoted users.

That one scene from Season 3 Episode 4 of The Mandalorian where Baby Yoda jumps around while battling a youngling Mandalorian, and it looks like someone just threw a stuffed animal through the air: Pathetic.

Jehovah's Witnesses on your front porch: They may be annoying, but they're far less dangerous than Democrats.

Jeffrey Dahmer: More people should be as apolitical as cannibalistic serial killers.

Republicans: But only by a little bit.

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Re: Who should the Dems run for President in 2027?
Reply #63 - Jul 31^st, 2025 at 8:25pm

Keep your eyes on this race

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JOHN THUNE: DEMS ARE ‘IN BIG TROUBLE’ IF MAMDANI WINS THE NYC MAYOR RACE

Senate boss Thune just warned: if Zohran Mamdani wins NYC, the far left owns the Democratic Party, and Schumer could face AOC in 2028.

Mamdani’s socialist platform, including state-run grocery stores, has Republicans branding him “Caracas on the Hudson.”

Schumer’s caught between appeasing activists and blocking Trump nominees.

Thune says Dem energy is all Squad now, and warns New York’s drift left could tip national politics.

Schumer’s allies want deals. He’s holding out.

The power struggle is on.

Source: New York Post

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SerialBrain9 Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 3473	Re: Who should the Dems run for President in 2027? Reply #64 - Aug 1^st, 2025 at 7:03am And this Quote: Kamala Harris Rules Out Run for California Governor, Opening the Door for a Third Run at the Presidency
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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 78311 Gender:	Re: Who should the Dems run for President in 2027? Reply #65 - Aug 1^st, 2025 at 7:13am SerialBrain9 wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 7:03am: And this Quote: Kamala Harris Rules Out Run for California Governor, Opening the Door for a Third Run at the Presidency Third run? When was her second? If you must quote bullshit, at least make it credible
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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 55279 Gender:	Re: Who should the Dems run for President in 2027? Reply #66 - Aug 1^st, 2025 at 8:27am Don't forget Robert DeNiro and George Clooney. They can act like they know politics really well.
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Re: Who should the Dems run for President in 2027?
Reply #67 - Aug 1^st, 2025 at 9:08am

John Smith wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 7:13am:

SerialBrain9 wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 7:03am:

And this

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Kamala Harris Rules Out Run for California Governor, Opening the Door for a Third Run at the Presidency

Third run? When was her second?

If you must quote bullshit, at least make it credible

Last year, thicko.

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Re: Who should the Dems run for President in 2027?
Reply #68 - Aug 1^st, 2025 at 10:17am

Frank wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 9:08am:

John Smith wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 7:13am:

SerialBrain9 wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 7:03am:

And this

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Kamala Harris Rules Out Run for California Governor, Opening the Door for a Third Run at the Presidency

Third run? When was her second?

If you must quote bullshit, at least make it credible

Last year, thicko.

This is why i don’t engage with forum dunce John Smith.

Literally the dumbest person on this forum and as thick as pigshit. 🐷

He could have looked this up as not to make a complete fool of himself - but once again - shoot from the lips first and reaffirm his status as Forum Dunce.

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Kamala Harris has run for president twice. She announced her candidacy for the 2020 Democratic presidential primaries on January 21, 2019, but withdrew on December 3, 2019, before any primary votes were cast. She ran again in 2024 as the Democratic nominee after Joe Biden withdrew his candidacy, but she lost to Donald Trump in the general election

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Re: Who should the Dems run for President in 2027?
Reply #69 - Aug 1^st, 2025 at 10:29am

SerialBrain9 wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 10:17am:

Frank wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 9:08am:

John Smith wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 7:13am:

SerialBrain9 wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 7:03am:

And this

Quote:

Kamala Harris Rules Out Run for California Governor, Opening the Door for a Third Run at the Presidency

Third run? When was her second?

If you must quote bullshit, at least make it credible

Last year, thicko.

This is why i don’t engage with forum dunce John Smith.

Literally the dumbest person on this forum and as thick as pigshit. 🐷

He could have looked this up as not to make a complete fool of himself - but once again - shoot from the lips first and reaffirm his status as Forum Dunce.

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Kamala Harris has run for president twice. She announced her candidacy for the 2020 Democratic presidential primaries on January 21, 2019, but withdrew on December 3, 2019, before any primary votes were cast. She ran again in 2024 as the Democratic nominee after Joe Biden withdrew his candidacy, but she lost to Donald Trump in the general election

Kamala Harris ran for the Democratic nomination for president in 2020, but she didn't end up running for President in the General Election.

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Re: Who should the Dems run for President in 2027?
Reply #70 - Aug 1^st, 2025 at 10:39am

greggerypeccary wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 10:29am:

SerialBrain9 wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 10:17am:

Frank wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 9:08am:

John Smith wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 7:13am:

SerialBrain9 wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 7:03am:

And this

Quote:

Kamala Harris Rules Out Run for California Governor, Opening the Door for a Third Run at the Presidency

Third run? When was her second?

If you must quote bullshit, at least make it credible

Last year, thicko.

This is why i don’t engage with forum dunce John Smith.

Literally the dumbest person on this forum and as thick as pigshit. 🐷

He could have looked this up as not to make a complete fool of himself - but once again - shoot from the lips first and reaffirm his status as Forum Dunce.

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Kamala Harris has run for president twice. She announced her candidacy for the 2020 Democratic presidential primaries on January 21, 2019, but withdrew on December 3, 2019, before any primary votes were cast. She ran again in 2024 as the Democratic nominee after Joe Biden withdrew his candidacy, but she lost to Donald Trump in the general election

Kamala Harris ran for the Democratic nomination for president in 2020, but she didn't end up running for President in the General Election.

That was her first run.
2024 was the second.

There might not be a third, after all.

Kamala Announces She Will Step Away From Politics To Spend More Time With Vodka

SACRAMENTO — Former Vice President Kamala Harris officially announced today that she would be stepping away from politics in order to spend more quality time with vodka.

Harris stated that in the wake of her defeat in the 2024 election, she spent time evaluating what her priorities were at this stage in life and discovered that it was vodka.

"I'm looking forward to finally being at home with vodka," said Harris. "See vodka, it's like a drink. It comes in a bottle, and you pour it into a glass, and then you drink it. Sometimes people say, 'Stop! That's too much vodka.' Haha! Then, you wake up. And that's basically vodka."

According to former aides, Harris tried to spend as much time with vodka as possible during her time in national politics, but work too often got in the way. "It's been hard on her, spending so many nights away from vodka," said longtime aide Ashley Morton. "You could tell she just no longer had the hunger for politics... just the thirst for vodka. I'm happy for her."

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Re: Who should the Dems run for President in 2027?
Reply #71 - Aug 1^st, 2025 at 10:41am

Frank wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 10:39am:

greggerypeccary wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 10:29am:

SerialBrain9 wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 10:17am:

Frank wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 9:08am:

John Smith wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 7:13am:

SerialBrain9 wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 7:03am:

And this

Quote:

Kamala Harris Rules Out Run for California Governor, Opening the Door for a Third Run at the Presidency

Third run? When was her second?

If you must quote bullshit, at least make it credible

Last year, thicko.

This is why i don’t engage with forum dunce John Smith.

Literally the dumbest person on this forum and as thick as pigshit. 🐷

He could have looked this up as not to make a complete fool of himself - but once again - shoot from the lips first and reaffirm his status as Forum Dunce.

Quote:

Kamala Harris has run for president twice. She announced her candidacy for the 2020 Democratic presidential primaries on January 21, 2019, but withdrew on December 3, 2019, before any primary votes were cast. She ran again in 2024 as the Democratic nominee after Joe Biden withdrew his candidacy, but she lost to Donald Trump in the general election

Kamala Harris ran for the Democratic nomination for president in 2020, but she didn't end up running for President in the General Election.

That was her first run.
2024 was the second.

No, 2024 was her first.

She didn't run for President in the general election in 2020 - she only ran for the Democratic nomination for that year.

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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 78311 Gender:	Re: Who should the Dems run for President in 2027? Reply #72 - Aug 1^st, 2025 at 10:46am Frank wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 10:39am: That was her first run. No it wasn't. No matter how much you pretend it might have been.
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Re: Who should the Dems run for President in 2027?
Reply #73 - Aug 1^st, 2025 at 10:47am

Frank wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 9:08am:

John Smith wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 7:13am:

SerialBrain9 wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 7:03am:

And this

Quote:

Kamala Harris Rules Out Run for California Governor, Opening the Door for a Third Run at the Presidency

Third run? When was her second?

If you must quote bullshit, at least make it credible

Last year, thicko.

That was her first run for President. Next time try not to make such a huge ass of yourself.

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Re: Who should the Dems run for President in 2027?
Reply #74 - Aug 1^st, 2025 at 10:48am

John Smith wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 10:46am:

Frank wrote on Aug 1^st, 2025 at 10:39am:

That was her first run.

No it wasn't. No matter how much you pretend it might have been.

Indeed.

He's very confused.

Harris didn't run for President in the general election in 2020 - she only ran for the Democratic nomination for that year (and she pulled out of that early due to a lack of funding).

She's only been a candidate for President in a general election once, and that was in 2024.

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