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Yellow submarines ... political act of cowardice?
Sep 19th, 2021 at 10:12pm
 
Yellow submarines? ... Could the French submarine project cancellation have been an act of political cowardice?

Could it have been a ruse to cancel the French submarine contract by substituting imaginary nuclear submarines?

Australia does not have enough Homer Simpsons to power a flashlight.

We will have to wait another 10 years of haggling and the presentation of bullshit as knowledge as the submarine debate opens again.

There is some good news out of this. Chez Gordon has canceled its submarine courses based on the study of Bondi Cigars in the jetsam mode and opened new courses in nuclear submarine proficiency led by the omniscient Professor FleaDriver using the Banana-fingers Haji Gordon rubber glove technique for fuel rod manipulation proven in studies on Bondi Cigar jetsam and considerable observation of porn videos.
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Re: Yellow submarines ... political act of cowardice?
Reply #1 - Sep 19th, 2021 at 10:32pm
 
Welcome back after more then 1 month away.  Grin
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Reply #2 - Sep 19th, 2021 at 10:50pm
 
Banana-fingers Haji Gordon will begin experiments to produce nuclear fuel rods by using simple kitchen appliances.

Banana-fingers Haji Gordon believes Uranium can be produced from human urine which is a renewable energy source.

Professor FleaDriver will begin studies to determine whether Plutonium can be faked in Chez Gordon's kitchens in order to avoid space travel to Pluto.
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Reply #3 - Sep 20th, 2021 at 1:22pm
 
Laugh till you cry wrote on Sep 19th, 2021 at 10:50pm:
Banana-fingers Haji Gordon will begin experiments to produce nuclear fuel rods by using simple kitchen appliances.

Banana-fingers Haji Gordon believes Uranium can be produced from human urine which is a renewable energy source.

Professor FleaDriver will begin studies to determine whether Plutonium can be faked in Chez Gordon's kitchens in order to avoid space travel to Pluto.

 
Someone should insert a nuclear fuel rod in you.

Might do more than a garden gnome.
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Reply #4 - Sep 20th, 2021 at 1:26pm
 
Gnads wrote on Sep 20th, 2021 at 1:22pm:
Someone should insert a nuclear fuel rod in you.


Gnads' homoerotic fantasies have gone nuclear.

Please stop your sexual fantasies of me Gnads. You might burst your testicles.
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Reply #5 - Sep 20th, 2021 at 5:22pm
 

I don't know about cowardice.

An act of stupidity, most definitely.
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Reply #6 - Sep 20th, 2021 at 7:15pm
 
First post back after a month and you're trying to get into my pants again.

Watch this and replace Marcellus Wallace for Gordon.
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Reply #7 - Sep 20th, 2021 at 8:15pm
 
Gordon wrote on Sep 20th, 2021 at 7:15pm:
First post back after a month and you're trying to get into my pants again.


Are they worth getting into or are you trying to hang onto your virginity?

Maybe we could bend this discussion back to submarines. ?

One Midshipmen W on his first voyage on a sub out of Sydney to Hawaii two days out was called into the captain’s cabin/office. Seated were the Captain, 2nd mate and the ship’s cook.

Captain: “We hear you don’t eat red meat, only veg and white meat Midshipman W. Is this true ?”

Midshipman W: “Yes sir”.

Captain: Whipping out his cock :” Well then Midshipman W, chomp on this”

The conclusion to this little real life Australian Navy episode I’ll leave to your fertile imaginations.


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