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I got an email from the "FBI" (Read 13440 times)
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #90 - Sep 24th, 2021 at 8:14am
 
Carl D wrote on Sep 24th, 2021 at 7:54am:
Roll Eyes


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So funny -
write back and tell them that you're Elvis
and you'll come back and sing if
they send you $6,000.   Grin
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #91 - Oct 27th, 2021 at 4:49pm
 
More money is waiting for me
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Latest email:



U.S. Bank
Corporate Headquarters:
425 Walnut St, Cincinnati OH 45202,
United States of America
Email: (remitt.deptt@gmail.com)

We the U.S. Bank Ohio are here to Notify you about the latest development regards your abandoned fund worth US$650.000.00 in our Bank. You were given a huge bill in order to receive this fund which we didn’t hear from you again since then. Now, we are offering a Special BONUS to help all our customers that are having Outstanding funds in our Bank due to the situation of things now. In other words we are now requesting that you should pay only US$100 to receive your Outstanding funds payment in our Bank through Online Transfer or ATM Card or Cashier Check.

Therefore you are requested to send the fee by Google Play Gift Card of US$100, because we can redeem it for the fee, all we need is the picture of a Valid Google Play Gift Card of $100 with its Receipt.

I will forward to you the Account login details to enable you access your funds online and proceed on transfer to your designated bank account in any part of the world or Issue a Cashier Check or ATM Card in your name and ship it for you at your address and forward the Tracking Number to enable you Monitor the Arrival of the Package without any further delay as soon as you update us with a copy of the Valid Google Play Gift Card and its Receipt, the required Fee of US$100.

Thank you for giving us the opportunity to serve your banking needs.

Regards,
Andrew Cecere
President,
Chief Executive Officer & Director
U.S. Bank
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #92 - Oct 27th, 2021 at 4:55pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Oct 27th, 2021 at 4:49pm:
More money is waiting for me
 

Well. just remember your mates here at Ozpol when all that cash comes rolling in...

Like, those times when others here were saying you didn't have the brains of a goat... I was the one who insisted you did.

So, again, don't forget your mates here.
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #93 - Oct 27th, 2021 at 5:19pm
 
Bobby. wrote on Oct 27th, 2021 at 4:49pm:
More money is waiting for me
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Looks like English isn't the first language of "Andrew Cecere". Roll Eyes

"Google Play Gift Card". Well, its a nice change from iTunes cards. Maybe "Andrew" isn't a music lover?  Grin


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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #94 - Oct 27th, 2021 at 5:24pm
 
Carl D wrote on Oct 27th, 2021 at 5:19pm:
Bobby. wrote on Oct 27th, 2021 at 4:49pm:
More money is waiting for me
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Looks like English isn't the first language of "Andrew Cecere". Roll Eyes

"Google Play Gift Card". Well, its a nice change from iTunes cards. Maybe "Andrew" isn't a music lover?  Grin





The bank uses gmail    Grin

remitt.deptt@gmail.com
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Reply #95 - Oct 27th, 2021 at 6:10pm
 
NorthOfNorth wrote on Oct 27th, 2021 at 4:55pm:
Bobby. wrote on Oct 27th, 2021 at 4:49pm:
More money is waiting for me
 

Well. just remember your mates here at Ozpol when all that cash comes rolling in...

Like, those times when others here were saying you didn't have the brains of a goat... I was the one who insisted you did.

So, again, don't forget your mates here.


I too think Bobo has the brains of a goat.
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #96 - Oct 27th, 2021 at 7:18pm
 
You think that was hairy!  I just got a nasty letter saying my ATM had been returned by FedEx to the Bank of Amerii, and according to the terms of delivery, or my refusal to abide by them, I've lost $10.5m ....

Buggar - I had my heart set on having that ATM next to my bird bath ... just head out on whim and pour yourself a heaping helping of cash ... and some bureaucratic bungle has cost me the score of a lifetime!!
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #97 - Oct 27th, 2021 at 7:20pm
 
NorthOfNorth wrote on Oct 27th, 2021 at 4:55pm:
Bobby. wrote on Oct 27th, 2021 at 4:49pm:
More money is waiting for me
 

Well. just remember your mates here at Ozpol when all that cash comes rolling in...

Like, those times when others here were saying you didn't have the brains of a goat... I was the one who insisted you did.

So, again, don't forget your mates here.



I was prepared to stand up for him... years of experience have taught me to recognise the brains of a goat, and I know in my heart of hearts he has heaps of that... more than anyone I know!!
Oh - sorry, Bobby - I thought this was directed at .... someone else... take your pick....
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #98 - Oct 27th, 2021 at 7:23pm
 
Bobby got a letter from the federal bumhole inspectors
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #99 - Oct 27th, 2021 at 7:24pm
 
Bobby are you missing your bum chum Lisa?
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #100 - Oct 27th, 2021 at 8:13pm
 
Jim Lahey wrote on Oct 27th, 2021 at 7:23pm:
Bobby got a letter from the federal bumhole inspectors


You, indeed, are demonstrating fragments of the brain of a goat - but I would hesitate to insult the goats....

Bobby is not gay... never has been.... don't know where you people got that idea in your vacant spaces between the ears..
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #101 - Oct 27th, 2021 at 8:33pm
 
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Oct 27th, 2021 at 8:13pm:
Jim Lahey wrote on Oct 27th, 2021 at 7:23pm:
Bobby got a letter from the federal bumhole inspectors


You, indeed, are demonstrating fragments of the brain of a goat - but I would hesitate to insult the goats....

Bobby is not gay... never has been.... don't know where you people got that idea in your vacant spaces between the ears..



Those guys like to think of me as gay because that's
how homosexuals think -
they think all other guys are like them.
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #102 - Oct 28th, 2021 at 12:46am
 
Bobby. wrote on Oct 27th, 2021 at 8:33pm:
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Oct 27th, 2021 at 8:13pm:
Jim Lahey wrote on Oct 27th, 2021 at 7:23pm:
Bobby got a letter from the federal bumhole inspectors


You, indeed, are demonstrating fragments of the brain of a goat - but I would hesitate to insult the goats....

Bobby is not gay... never has been.... don't know where you people got that idea in your vacant spaces between the ears..



Those guys like to think of me as gay because that's
how homosexuals think -
they think all other guys are like them.



Hush - then that sent all the focken cowards off then, eh?

Proud to be of service.... thank ye fer accepting it.....
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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #103 - Oct 28th, 2021 at 5:33am
 
Bobby. wrote on Oct 27th, 2021 at 8:33pm:
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Oct 27th, 2021 at 8:13pm:
Jim Lahey wrote on Oct 27th, 2021 at 7:23pm:
Bobby got a letter from the federal bumhole inspectors


You, indeed, are demonstrating fragments of the brain of a goat - but I would hesitate to insult the goats....

Bobby is not gay... never has been.... don't know where you people got that idea in your vacant spaces between the ears..



Those guys like to think of me as gay because that's
how homosexuals think -
they think all other guys are like them.



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Re: I got an email from the "FBI"
Reply #104 - Oct 30th, 2021 at 12:06am
 
I've got another $7.5M US waiting for me if I provide full details including passport photo.

That should work......
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