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Re: Grey Pubes Turned Brown Again
Reply #15 - Apr 21^st, 2019 at 10:54pm

buzzanddidj wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 9:41am:

Bit Grose wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 5:17am:

Jasin wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 11:01pm:

It says 'Healthiest' - then goes on about all the 'fitness' sports he participates in.
That's like saying he's a great military Soldier because he does Police Patrols and hands out speeding tickets. Grin

Did you read the same piece I did, Jay? The man is 96 and is more active than men half his age.

He's DEAD

https://www.athleticsweekly.com/news/record-breaking-veteran-sprints-sensation-c...

Most men who die his age spend the last decade or two of their lives as a semi-invalid. He didn't. That is how I want to go.

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Jasin Gold Member Offline Posts: 56770 Gender:	Re: Grey Pubes Turned Brown Again Reply #16 - Apr 21^st, 2019 at 10:58pm Look on the bright side. Probably better to grey a bit than to have every post of yours contain 'homosexual insinuations' like LTYC does. Anyone into Atheism, Science, Cafe Latte's, Music, Entertainment, Tourism, wearing Black skivvy's to appear inner-city sophisticated... all tend to be 50 Shades of Grey
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Re: Grey Pubes Turned Brown Again
Reply #17 - Apr 21^st, 2019 at 11:11pm

Captain Nemo wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 8:38am:

He left out the part where he fell into a vat of hair dye.

BTW ... I'm over 60 and have a white beard, but the pubes are still dark I'll have you know. Grin

AND ... just like the Scots say:

Q: "What's worn under the kilt?"

A: "Nothing! It's all in perfect working order." Wink

Ah got dat wharte hair.. but the hair where it counts is all brown...

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Re: Grey Pubes Turned Brown Again
Reply #18 - Apr 21^st, 2019 at 11:24pm

Big Donger wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 10:30pm:

Ban him, Setanta. We don't want people with moustaches here, you know that.

Also, it'll get rid of another one of your trouble makers. What do you call them?

That's right. "Them."

Don't worry K, I think he's safe. I don't believe it's a moustache, just the pubic hair left from the last time he serviced you.

Miam miam.

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Re: Grey Pubes Turned Brown Again
Reply #19 - Apr 21^st, 2019 at 11:28pm

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 10:53pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 10:24pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 9:56pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 8:41pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 9:46am:

Are those pubes on his upper lip?

Are those pubes on your upper lip? How did they get there? And just because you have hair around your mouth doesn't mean you have to act like a cnut.

How does a cnut act? Please enlighten us.

Just take note of yourself.

Get a grip of yourself man. The clouds of anus gas you are emitting have damaged your mind and addicted you.

Your sphincter is starting to dominate your existence. You are in danger of becoming a sphincter with arms and legs poking out.

As opposed to you already having achieved this? Who is it you have secreted away up there anyway? Or did they secrete you?

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Re: Grey Pubes Turned Brown Again
Reply #20 - Apr 21^st, 2019 at 11:56pm

Setanta wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 11:28pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 10:53pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 10:24pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 9:56pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 8:41pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 9:46am:

Are those pubes on his upper lip?

Are those pubes on your upper lip? How did they get there? And just because you have hair around your mouth doesn't mean you have to act like a cnut.

How does a cnut act? Please enlighten us.

Just take note of yourself.

Get a grip of yourself man. The clouds of anus gas you are emitting have damaged your mind and addicted you.

Your sphincter is starting to dominate your existence. You are in danger of becoming a sphincter with arms and legs poking out.

As opposed to you already having achieved this? Who is it you have secreted away up there anyway? Or did they secrete you?

Please explain why you have a visitor shoe rack affixed to your butt.

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Re: Grey Pubes Turned Brown Again
Reply #21 - Apr 21^st, 2019 at 11:57pm

Setanta wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 11:24pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 10:30pm:

Ban him, Setanta. We don't want people with moustaches here, you know that.

Also, it'll get rid of another one of your trouble makers. What do you call them?

That's right. "Them."

Don't worry K, I think he's safe. I don't believe it's a moustache, just the pubic hair left from the last time he serviced you.

Miam miam.

That's nice, Setanta. I think you're a romantic at heart, no?

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Re: Grey Pubes Turned Brown Again
Reply #22 - Apr 22^nd, 2019 at 12:01am

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 11:56pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 11:28pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 10:53pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 10:24pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 9:56pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 8:41pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 9:46am:

Are those pubes on his upper lip?

Are those pubes on your upper lip? How did they get there? And just because you have hair around your mouth doesn't mean you have to act like a cnut.

How does a cnut act? Please enlighten us.

Just take note of yourself.

Get a grip of yourself man. The clouds of anus gas you are emitting have damaged your mind and addicted you.

Your sphincter is starting to dominate your existence. You are in danger of becoming a sphincter with arms and legs poking out.

As opposed to you already having achieved this? Who is it you have secreted away up there anyway? Or did they secrete you?

Please explain why you have a visitor shoe rack affixed to your butt.

Have you been peeking again? Why do you keep sneaking up men's trousers? It's not a shoe rack, it's a stool. Would you like some?
Miam miam.

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Re: Grey Pubes Turned Brown Again
Reply #23 - Apr 22^nd, 2019 at 12:05am

Setanta wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2019 at 12:01am:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 11:56pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 11:28pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 10:53pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 10:24pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 9:56pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 8:41pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 9:46am:

Are those pubes on his upper lip?

Are those pubes on your upper lip? How did they get there? And just because you have hair around your mouth doesn't mean you have to act like a cnut.

How does a cnut act? Please enlighten us.

Just take note of yourself.

Get a grip of yourself man. The clouds of anus gas you are emitting have damaged your mind and addicted you.

Your sphincter is starting to dominate your existence. You are in danger of becoming a sphincter with arms and legs poking out.

As opposed to you already having achieved this? Who is it you have secreted away up there anyway? Or did they secrete you?

Please explain why you have a visitor shoe rack affixed to your butt.

Have you been peeking again? Why do you keep sneaking up men's trousers? It's not a shoe rack, it's a stool.
Miam miam.

You have a 'stool' affixed to your butt? Is there a machine for issuing queue numbers? Do you play colon music to your waiting throngs?

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Re: Grey Pubes Turned Brown Again
Reply #24 - Apr 22^nd, 2019 at 12:20am

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2019 at 12:05am:

Setanta wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2019 at 12:01am:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 11:56pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 11:28pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 10:53pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 10:24pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 9:56pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 8:41pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 9:46am:

Are those pubes on his upper lip?

Are those pubes on your upper lip? How did they get there? And just because you have hair around your mouth doesn't mean you have to act like a cnut.

How does a cnut act? Please enlighten us.

Just take note of yourself.

Get a grip of yourself man. The clouds of anus gas you are emitting have damaged your mind and addicted you.

Your sphincter is starting to dominate your existence. You are in danger of becoming a sphincter with arms and legs poking out.

As opposed to you already having achieved this? Who is it you have secreted away up there anyway? Or did they secrete you?

Please explain why you have a visitor shoe rack affixed to your butt.

Have you been peeking again? Why do you keep sneaking up men's trousers? It's not a shoe rack, it's a stool.
Miam miam.

You have a 'stool' affixed to your butt? Is there a machine for issuing queue numbers? Do you play colon music to your waiting throngs?

A bar stool in fact. It will not make your grey pubes brown unfortunately. Perhaps K's stools can help with that.
Miam miam.

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Re: Grey Pubes Turned Brown Again
Reply #26 - Apr 22^nd, 2019 at 9:52am

Setanta wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 8:41pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 9:46am:

Are those pubes on his upper lip?

Are those pubes on your upper lip? How did they get there? And just because you have hair around your mouth doesn't mean you have to act like a cnut.

good of you to admit it's you're choice to do so!

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Our esteemed leader:
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Captain Nemo Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 15207 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Grey Pubes Turned Brown Again Reply #27 - Apr 22^nd, 2019 at 10:00am More like an arsehole with dentures?
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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 78311 Gender:	Re: Grey Pubes Turned Brown Again Reply #28 - Apr 22^nd, 2019 at 10:04am Captain Nemo wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2019 at 10:00am: More like an arsehole with dentures?
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