Answer the questions below and add up your numbers at the end to find out where you sit on the Duttometre:

Do you organise leadership spills against your Prime Minister, but lack the required numeracy skills to be able to add up big numbers over 10 and end up losing to a third contender? YES (1) NO (0)

Did you fly the family down to Canberra to watch daddy’s victory speech, before having to fly home with them after the Liberal Party sent on The Nightwatchman instead of you? Only to return to Brisbane to find your own local constituents had thrown bricks through your office windows overnight? YES (1) NO (0)

Have you at any point signed over a $420 million contract for an offshore detention security provider, only for a simple google search to find that the company is run by your mate out of beach shack in South Australia? YES (1) NO (0)

Do you take a hard stance on borders and visas for anyone who isn’t a hot little au pair that the AFL CEO asked you to fast track into the country because his blue blood cousin is struggling to find a babysitter? YES (1) NO (0)

Have you cancelled the previously approved visa of a young women fleeing from honour killings in Saudi Arabia while the whole world is watching and force Canada to pick up the slack and provide her with an emergency citizenship status before her family murders her for deciding she doesn’t like being Muslim? YES (1) NO (0)

Do you honestly believe people in Melbourne are too scared to go out to dinner because of African pre-teens playing basketball in the street? YES (1) NO (0)

Did you only win your seat by 1.5% to a nameless Labor candidate despite being the local member for 15 years? YES (1) NO (0)

Did you blame that near loss on bikies revving their engines outside your electoral office? YES (1) NO (0)

Are you included in a Family Trust that has interests in Childcare centres that receives government subsidies and has a documented relationship with the Commonwealth? YES (1) NO (0)

Do you pull strings for high ranking Chinese Communist Government officials who ASIO has directly warned you about interacting with for fear of corrupting our democracy, but still have lunch with them in a private room in Sydney’s Chinatown after they’ve paid a dodgy lawyer $20,000 to organise the meeting? YES (1) NO (0)

Add up your tally to find out your results. If you got:

0 – You are pretty bright

1 – You’ll be right

2 – You need help with your taxes

3 – Probably good company on a fishing trip

4 – There’s someone out there for you mate

5 – Bit behind the eight ball

6 – Was your mother a smoker?

7 – How close do you stand to the microwave?

8 – You must have played a lot of contact sport right into your thirties

8 – Tony Abbott

9 – Sam Dastyari

10 – Peter Dutton

https://www.betootaadvocate.com/breaking-news/dutton-quiz/?fbclid=IwAR35lG5sZ_UU...

cods wrote on Apr 13^th, 2019 at 6:59am:


It was just a joke thread about Peter Dutton, not Abbott or Palmer

cods wrote on Apr 13^th, 2019 at 6:59am:



And mostly untrue.

Not even sure that Dutton would pass the test to be himself.

It is sad to think that he likely isn't the dumbest or most corrupt politician.

Poor ol Dutts cannot win:


"A MEDIA adviser for Federal Immigration Minister MP for Dickson Peter Dutton was found guilty on Monday in Pine Rivers Magistrates Court of stealing an election sign.

Magistrate Trevor Morgan sentenced Jennifer (Jen) Cochrane to a 12-month $500 good behaviour bond.

During the January State election campaign, CCTV footage showed a young woman loading a sign of State Labor candidate for Kallangur Shane King into a car driven by another person.

Ms Cochrane was working for Mr Dutton’s Strathpine electoral office at the time."
https://www.couriermail.com.au/questnews/moreton/media-adviser-for-immigration-m...

Ivan Itch wrote on Apr 13^th, 2019 at 6:36pm:


You think that Dutton's morals have changed over the last 4 years ?

As relevant today as it ever was.

greggerypeccary wrote on Apr 13^th, 2019 at 6:50pm:


Ivan seems to think he has grown some.

Dnarever wrote on Apr 13^th, 2019 at 6:54pm:


The link to Dutton while direct is not vicarious.