The Healthiest Old Person on the Planet Explains How to Stay in Shape
Charles Eugster, 96, is a runner, body-builder, public speaker, writer, rower, and wakeboarder. He also claims to be so healthy that his formerly grey pubes have turned brown again

https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/nn9xzg/charles-eugster-fittest-oap-on-planet?utm_campaign=sharebutton&fbclid=IwAR0lcmsCvvo9ydv1BzYe4wd_GPK_tSHwMYkUe33WNSntGr0oJYGGKw2-Vq0

It says 'Healthiest' - then goes on about all the 'fitness' sports he participates in.
That's like saying he's a great military Soldier because he does Police Patrols and hands out speeding tickets.  ;D

AiA wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 10:49pm:

The Healthiest Old Person on the Planet Explains How to Stay in Shape Charles Eugster, 96, is a runner, body-builder, public speaker, writer, rower, and wakeboarder. He also claims to be so healthy that his formerly grey pubes have turned brown again https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/nn9xzg/charles-eugster-fittest-oap-on-planet?utm_campaign=sharebutton&fbclid=IwAR0lcmsCvvo9ydv1BzYe4wd_GPK_tSHwMYkUe33WNSntGr0oJYGGKw2-Vq0

That happened to Mr Trump. Christian TV and Fox News called it a miracle.

Jasin wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 11:01pm:

It says 'Healthiest' - then goes on about all the 'fitness' sports he participates in. That's like saying he's a great military Soldier because he does Police Patrols and hands out speeding tickets.  ;D

Did you read the same piece I did, Jay? The man is 96 and is more active than men half his age.

He left out the part where he fell into a vat of hair dye.

BTW ... I'm over 60 and have a white beard, but the pubes are still dark I'll have you know.  ;D

AND ... just like the Scots say:

Q: "What's worn under the kilt?"

A: "Nothing! It's all in perfect working order."  ;)

Bit Grose wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 5:17am:

Jasin wrote on Apr 20th, 2019 at 11:01pm: It says 'Healthiest' - then goes on about all the 'fitness' sports he participates in. That's like saying he's a great military Soldier because he does Police Patrols and hands out speeding tickets.  ;D Did you read the same piece I did, Jay? The man is 96 and is more active than men half his age.

He's DEAD


https://www.athleticsweekly.com/news/record-breaking-veteran-sprints-sensation-charles-eugster-dies-97-60363/

Are those pubes on his upper lip?

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 9:46am:

Are those pubes on his upper lip?

Are those pubes on your upper lip? How did they get there? And just because you have hair around your mouth doesn't mean you have to act like a cnut.

Grey is a sign of 'Stress'.
Some people stress real early in life and grey even at 18 years of age.
Stress is the curse of Science

Setanta wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 8:41pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 9:46am: Are those pubes on his upper lip? Are those pubes on your upper lip? How did they get there? And just because you have hair around your mouth doesn't mean you have to act like a cnut.

How does a cnut act? Please enlighten us.

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 9:56pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 8:41pm: Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 9:46am: Are those pubes on his upper lip? Are those pubes on your upper lip? How did they get there? And just because you have hair around your mouth doesn't mean you have to act like a cnut. How does a cnut act? Please enlighten us.

Just take note of yourself.

Ban him, Setanta. We don't want people with moustaches here, you know that.

Also, it'll get rid of another one of your trouble makers. What do you call them?

That's right. "Them."

Jasin wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 8:45pm:

Grey is a sign of 'Stress'. Some people stress real early in life and grey even at 18 years of age. Stress is the curse of Science

A few years back my hair (not pubic) started to turn suddenly grey. I could see people look at me sideways. One person said something. Then is suddenly reverted back to dark blonde. Maybe I was stressed. Dunno.

Big Donger wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 10:30pm:

Ban him, Setanta. We don't want people with moustaches here, you know that. Also, it'll get rid of another one of your trouble makers. What do you call them? That's right. "Them."

It's the ones with a beard and shaved moustache we're worried about.

Setanta wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 10:24pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 9:56pm: Setanta wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 8:41pm: Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 9:46am: Are those pubes on his upper lip? Are those pubes on your upper lip? How did they get there? And just because you have hair around your mouth doesn't mean you have to act like a cnut. How does a cnut act? Please enlighten us. Just take note of yourself.

Get a grip of yourself man. The clouds of anus gas you are emitting have damaged your mind and addicted you.

Your sphincter is starting to dominate your existence. You are in danger of becoming a sphincter with arms and legs poking out.

buzzanddidj wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 9:41am:

Bit Grose wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 5:17am: Jasin wrote on Apr 20th, 2019 at 11:01pm: It says 'Healthiest' - then goes on about all the 'fitness' sports he participates in. That's like saying he's a great military Soldier because he does Police Patrols and hands out speeding tickets.  ;D Did you read the same piece I did, Jay? The man is 96 and is more active than men half his age. He's DEAD https://www.athleticsweekly.com/news/record-breaking-veteran-sprints-sensation-charles-eugster-dies-97-60363/

Most men who die his age spend the last decade or two of their lives as a semi-invalid. He didn't. That is how I want to go.

Look on the bright side.
Probably better to grey a bit
than to have every post of yours contain 'homosexual insinuations' like LTYC does.

Anyone into Atheism, Science, Cafe Latte's, Music, Entertainment, Tourism, wearing Black skivvy's to appear inner-city sophisticated... all tend to be 50 Shades of Grey  ;) ;D

Captain Nemo wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 8:38am:

He left out the part where he fell into a vat of hair dye. BTW ... I'm over 60 and have a white beard, but the pubes are still dark I'll have you know.  ;D AND ... just like the Scots say: Q: "What's worn under the kilt?" A: "Nothing! It's all in perfect working order."  ;)

Ah got dat wharte hair.. but the hair where it counts is all brown...

Big Donger wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 10:30pm:

Ban him, Setanta. We don't want people with moustaches here, you know that. Also, it'll get rid of another one of your trouble makers. What do you call them? That's right. "Them."

Don't worry K, I think he's safe. I don't believe it's a moustache, just the pubic hair left from the last time he serviced you.

Miam miam.

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 10:53pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 10:24pm: Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 9:56pm: Setanta wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 8:41pm: Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 9:46am: Are those pubes on his upper lip? Are those pubes on your upper lip? How did they get there? And just because you have hair around your mouth doesn't mean you have to act like a cnut. How does a cnut act? Please enlighten us. Just take note of yourself. Get a grip of yourself man. The clouds of anus gas you are emitting have damaged your mind and addicted you. Your sphincter is starting to dominate your existence. You are in danger of becoming a sphincter with arms and legs poking out.

As opposed to you already having achieved this? Who is it you have secreted away up there anyway? Or did they secrete you?

Setanta wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 11:28pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 10:53pm: Setanta wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 10:24pm: Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 9:56pm: Setanta wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 8:41pm: Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 9:46am: Are those pubes on his upper lip? Are those pubes on your upper lip? How did they get there? And just because you have hair around your mouth doesn't mean you have to act like a cnut. How does a cnut act? Please enlighten us. Just take note of yourself. Get a grip of yourself man. The clouds of anus gas you are emitting have damaged your mind and addicted you. Your sphincter is starting to dominate your existence. You are in danger of becoming a sphincter with arms and legs poking out. As opposed to you already having achieved this? Who is it you have secreted away up there anyway? Or did they secrete you?

Please explain why you have a visitor shoe rack affixed to your butt.

Setanta wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 11:24pm:

Big Donger wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 10:30pm: Ban him, Setanta. We don't want people with moustaches here, you know that. Also, it'll get rid of another one of your trouble makers. What do you call them? That's right. "Them." Don't worry K, I think he's safe. I don't believe it's a moustache, just the pubic hair left from the last time he serviced you. Miam miam.

That's nice, Setanta. I think you're a romantic at heart, no?

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 11:56pm:

Setanta wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 11:28pm: Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 10:53pm: Setanta wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 10:24pm: Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 9:56pm: Setanta wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 8:41pm: Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 9:46am: Are those pubes on his upper lip? Are those pubes on your upper lip? How did they get there? And just because you have hair around your mouth doesn't mean you have to act like a cnut. How does a cnut act? Please enlighten us. Just take note of yourself. Get a grip of yourself man. The clouds of anus gas you are emitting have damaged your mind and addicted you. Your sphincter is starting to dominate your existence. You are in danger of becoming a sphincter with arms and legs poking out. As opposed to you already having achieved this? Who is it you have secreted away up there anyway? Or did they secrete you? Please explain why you have a visitor shoe rack affixed to your butt.

Have you been peeking again? Why do you keep sneaking up men's trousers? It's not a shoe rack, it's a stool. Would you like some?
Miam miam.

Setanta wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2019 at 12:01am:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 11:56pm: Setanta wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 11:28pm: Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 10:53pm: Setanta wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 10:24pm: Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 9:56pm: Setanta wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 8:41pm: Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 9:46am: Are those pubes on his upper lip? Are those pubes on your upper lip? How did they get there? And just because you have hair around your mouth doesn't mean you have to act like a cnut. How does a cnut act? Please enlighten us. Just take note of yourself. Get a grip of yourself man. The clouds of anus gas you are emitting have damaged your mind and addicted you. Your sphincter is starting to dominate your existence. You are in danger of becoming a sphincter with arms and legs poking out. As opposed to you already having achieved this? Who is it you have secreted away up there anyway? Or did they secrete you? Please explain why you have a visitor shoe rack affixed to your butt. Have you been peeking again? Why do you keep sneaking up men's trousers? It's not a shoe rack, it's a stool. Miam miam.

You have a 'stool' affixed to your butt? Is there a machine for issuing queue numbers? Do you play colon music to your waiting throngs?

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2019 at 12:05am:

Setanta wrote on Apr 22nd, 2019 at 12:01am: Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 11:56pm: Setanta wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 11:28pm: Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 10:53pm: Setanta wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 10:24pm: Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 9:56pm: Setanta wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 8:41pm: Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 9:46am: Are those pubes on his upper lip? Are those pubes on your upper lip? How did they get there? And just because you have hair around your mouth doesn't mean you have to act like a cnut. How does a cnut act? Please enlighten us. Just take note of yourself. Get a grip of yourself man. The clouds of anus gas you are emitting have damaged your mind and addicted you. Your sphincter is starting to dominate your existence. You are in danger of becoming a sphincter with arms and legs poking out. As opposed to you already having achieved this? Who is it you have secreted away up there anyway? Or did they secrete you? Please explain why you have a visitor shoe rack affixed to your butt. Have you been peeking again? Why do you keep sneaking up men's trousers? It's not a shoe rack, it's a stool. Miam miam. You have a 'stool' affixed to your butt? Is there a machine for issuing queue numbers? Do you play colon music to your waiting throngs?

A bar stool in fact. It will not make your grey pubes brown unfortunately. Perhaps K's stools can help with that.
Miam miam.

To die for.

Setanta wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 8:41pm:

Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 21st, 2019 at 9:46am: Are those pubes on his upper lip? Are those pubes on your upper lip? How did they get there? And just because you have hair around your mouth doesn't mean you have to act like a cnut.

good of you to admit it's you're choice to do so!

More like an arsehole with dentures?  :D

Captain Nemo wrote on Apr 22^nd, 2019 at 10:00am:

More like an arsehole with dentures?  :D

;D ;D ;D