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Title: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by AiA on Apr 20th, 2019 at 2:05am
Is there anything more disgusting than boozed-up Brits on holiday? A disgusting sight no matter where in the world they are spotted. Particularly the women, the ugly fat ones at least, and the UK has plenty of those.
The women drink beer like a bloke and end up passed out in the gutter with their fat spilled out on the pavement quivering in the wind like jelly. That brings up the larger question as to why Brits, men and women, are so damn ugly? Nothing but a good plastic surgeon can cure their beady-eyed in-bred faces. They even make Americans look bad in their own country, something I never thought possible. I go to New Orleans a couple of times a year and can always spot the Brits in and about the French Quarter. The Pom women, loud and drunk, are easier to pick out from the crowd than the men. Thing is, Americans are suckers for the English accent so these miserable cows get laid during their visit just by the sound of their voices. |
Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by Captain Caveman on Apr 20th, 2019 at 6:50am AiA wrote on Apr 20th, 2019 at 2:05am:
Really? The accent does my head in...specially the cochney ones. I think the blokes are just going the "sure thing". A fat, drunk, english woman on holiday in a foreign country.....that's a sure thing! ;D |
Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by AiA on Apr 20th, 2019 at 7:34am
It's true, Americans are suckers for any accent from anywhere from the UK. It is an amazing thing to hear an American say "I just love your accent!" to some slob from Manchester.
Thing is, Americans are equal suckers for the Australian accent. If Rebel Wilson were American she'd be just another fat chick. |
Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by cods on Apr 20th, 2019 at 7:48am AiA wrote on Apr 20th, 2019 at 2:05am:
you appear to look for the worst in people...if you look sure you will find it....thank god it we dont all do that! |
Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by Fuzzball on Apr 20th, 2019 at 8:01am
Directed at the a/hole called AiA........Are those chips on both shoulders wanker?
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Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by Gordon on Apr 20th, 2019 at 9:09am Captain Caveman wrote on Apr 20th, 2019 at 6:50am:
Yeah it's pretty much the sure thing aspect, the good old Bondi Hotel. |
Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by Laugh till you cry on Apr 20th, 2019 at 9:17am
Here we go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnJWnlJEdk8 |
Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by cods on Apr 20th, 2019 at 9:48am
good old un4 dusting off his collection... :D :D :D :D
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Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by Karnal on Apr 20th, 2019 at 9:50am AiA wrote on Apr 20th, 2019 at 2:05am:
Very true. You go to Europe and see Dutch and Germans and French and Poles and Itais. They all quietly piss on after work and are never a problem. You see immigrants from Bangladesh and Turkey and Syria and Morocco, and you never hear a peep. But a crowd of Pommie bastards and their women and you instantly want to call the cops. God knows why they ever let them into the EU. I blame Islam. |
Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by Karnal on Apr 20th, 2019 at 9:53am Gordon wrote on Apr 20th, 2019 at 9:09am:
Back in my day, there was more stabby stabby there than Harris Park. They moved the violence over to the Coogee Bay, so it's all good. |
Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by Dnarever on Apr 20th, 2019 at 9:54am AiA wrote on Apr 20th, 2019 at 2:05am:
Yes such a shame - there was a time when boozed up Aussie YOBS did a much better job of it. Afraid the POMS have surpassed us. |
Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by cods on Apr 20th, 2019 at 10:11am
imagine what they would be like if they were all armed to the teeth like the yanks...
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Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by Gordon on Apr 20th, 2019 at 10:51am Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2019 at 9:53am:
Back in your day prior to gentrification, Bondi was full of Maori drug dealers, the source of your stabby stabs. |
Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by Karnal on Apr 20th, 2019 at 11:20am Gordon wrote on Apr 20th, 2019 at 10:51am:
Maoris? They did security at the pubs. The Kiwis took the money. And the Pommies did the biffo. Containerism, innit. But I'm curious. Are you suggesting Bondi had a problem with the tinted races? |
Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by Gordon on Apr 20th, 2019 at 12:01pm Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2019 at 11:20am:
Nope. The public bar at Bondi was even nicknamed Maori bar. |
Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by Karnal on Apr 20th, 2019 at 12:05pm Gordon wrote on Apr 20th, 2019 at 12:01pm:
Quite so. Relishing in your rich multicultural tapestry, are you? |
Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by Laugh till you cry on Apr 20th, 2019 at 12:23pm
It has stirred up some memories in Cods. What crimes did Cods commit to get a free holiday to Oz?
Was ten pounds an asking price? |
Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by AiA on Apr 20th, 2019 at 1:05pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 20th, 2019 at 12:23pm:
Possibly cods came to Oz on holiday from the UK and never left https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpOL9gytgNY |
Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by Gordon on Apr 20th, 2019 at 1:18pm Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2019 at 12:05pm:
By the time I moved to Bondi there wasn't a kava drinker any closer than Maroubra :) It was mostly UK and a Euros, which made for good pickings at the pub. I wish I was young(er) and single when the Brazzos arrived, they're LBFMs. |
Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by Karnal on Apr 20th, 2019 at 2:01pm Gordon wrote on Apr 20th, 2019 at 1:18pm:
You left out the biggest group, Gordon. You wanted to be with your own kind, remember? Now who's that, dear? |
Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by Gordon on Apr 20th, 2019 at 2:04pm Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2019 at 2:01pm:
Asians? |
Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by Karnal on Apr 20th, 2019 at 2:10pm
Keep going, dear. They run that private school you went to.
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Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by Gordon on Apr 20th, 2019 at 2:19pm Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2019 at 2:10pm:
Kesser Tora wasn't open when I was at school. |
Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by Karnal on Apr 20th, 2019 at 3:13pm Gordon wrote on Apr 20th, 2019 at 2:19pm:
Ah. How about the Bondi Yeshiva? |
Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by cods on Apr 20th, 2019 at 4:19pm Laugh till you cry wrote on Apr 20th, 2019 at 12:23pm:
you wish nup never did that you are lucky to have me / 3 good aussie who have between them 6 fantastic kids.....not one smokes.. and a couple of the lads drink only at social outings one is a personal trainer...with his own business.....all my kids do the right thing...just like their mum and dad.... |
Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by Karnal on Apr 20th, 2019 at 5:23pm cods wrote on Apr 20th, 2019 at 4:19pm:
You'll always be welcome here, dear. It's those pesky Danes we won't stomach. WE DON'T WANT THEM HERE. |
Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by Gordon on Apr 20th, 2019 at 5:39pm Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2019 at 3:13pm:
I actually didn't know that was a school. Sorry to disappoint, but I went to a Jesus based school and it was very light on the faith. You? |
Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by cods on Apr 20th, 2019 at 5:42pm Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2019 at 5:23pm:
I would have believed that had you not brought your ugly racism into it.. you know how some get upset with rants like that pet....and yes I am one of them who gets upset... There is Nothing like a Dane..nothing in this world.. |
Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by Karnal on Apr 20th, 2019 at 6:32pm Gordon wrote on Apr 20th, 2019 at 5:39pm:
Cranbrook, eh? Yes, you all like that one. Upwardly mobile parents used to send their kids there to be closer to the Packers. Ignorance of the Yeshiva is no excuse, Gordon. YOU FLEW HERE. |
Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by Karnal on Apr 20th, 2019 at 6:36pm cods wrote on Apr 20th, 2019 at 5:42pm:
Now now, Danes are not a race. We have nothing against dames, dear. No one has the right to not be offended. |
Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by Gordon on Apr 20th, 2019 at 7:21pm Karnal wrote on Apr 20th, 2019 at 6:32pm:
Bzzt. |
Title: Re: Boozed-Up Brits on Holiday Post by .JaSin. on Apr 20th, 2019 at 9:13pm AiA wrote on Apr 20th, 2019 at 2:05am:
Don't be so hard on the British. They try hard to be like Australians sometimes. ...but hey, you're a Yank, of course you wouldn't like them - right? ;) |
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