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Title: What’s your poison?
Post by Kiwi Dave on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 8:42pm

I’m on my 8th tinny of VB. You?

Title: Re: What’s your poison?
Post by Mr Hammer on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 9:05pm

I'm still recovering from 3 nights ago Dave. I had a couple of bourbon and cokes to start off. Then a couple of "smokes", then about 10 scooners and a couple of rum and cokes at the club. I threw up in the carpark and woke up very dusty. I can't back up like I used to.

Title: Re: What’s your poison?
Post by Kiwi Dave on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 9:10pm

Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 9:05pm:

I’m 45 and still don’t seem to get hangovers. Can I ask how old you are hammer? You don’t have to answer and I’m not being rude but my dad is in his early 70s and can’t drink like he used to.

Title: Re: What’s your poison?
Post by Gordon on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 9:11pm

I don't drink often but back in the day I loved a spliff and a few other substances.

Title: Re: What’s your poison?
Post by Mr Hammer on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 9:22pm

Gordon wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 9:11pm:

I don't drink often but back in the day I loved a spliff and a few other substances.

Naught naughty. ;)

Title: Re: What’s your poison?
Post by Gordon on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 9:27pm

Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 9:22pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 9:11pm:

I don't drink often but back in the day I loved a spliff and a few other substances.

Naught naughty. ;)

And what happened to all the good hash that was around in my day? It's all nasty hydro these days.

Title: Re: What’s your poison?
Post by Karnal on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 9:52pm

After Nam, it was half gram of Hanoi rocks a day, 4 hits. After din dins, half a bottle of whiskey, cheap - the rocks were not. Back in the 70s, it was a couple of hundred a day. I knew plenty of cnts who were in for worse.

As for pot, who had the time? You'd smoke a bong if you were coming down. Maybe. Mandrax was better - Mogadon if you couldn't get that.

In the 80s it was all speed. Fck that.

You tried swapping the witch for the bitch - who didn't? She was worse. 8 cans of beer?

Good on you, son. Drink up. Today's Good Friday. If you want my advice, you'll straighten up by Anzac Day.

Back in my day, that was when it all went down.

Title: Re: What’s your poison?
Post by Mr Hammer on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 9:54pm

Gordon wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 9:27pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 9:22pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 9:11pm:

I don't drink often but back in the day I loved a spliff and a few other substances.

Naught naughty. ;)

And what happened to all the good hash that was around in my day? It's all nasty hydro these days.

Good old bush stuff is the way to go Gordon. A nice even high.

Title: Re: What’s your poison?
Post by .JaSin. on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 10:20pm

I don't do 'poison'.
I left that crap back in kiddie-teenie years.
I was smokin reefers and downing KB's (Kids Beer) at 10 years of age on.

Turned 20 and I left the kiddie-teenie years behind.
I embraced Jesus as my Pimp-Saviour and joined a Church where many a vestal virgin awaited. But as I was cast out as a Sinner at the age of 30. I took up gambling to pay my way - conning other blokes out of their money, while they worked hard. I made them believe that I was their Boss.
But I got sacked at the age of 40. Now I approach 50 and what do I have to show for it? Faruckasalt! I've been on Ozpolitic all this time! :o

Title: Re: What’s your poison?
Post by Karnal on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 10:27pm

Jasin wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 10:20pm:

Good on you, son. No pubs on Anzac Day for you though.

Title: Re: What’s your poison?
Post by Gordon on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 10:29pm

Karnal wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 10:27pm:

Jasin wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 10:20pm:

Good on you, son. No pubs on Anzac Day for you though.

I heard on Anzac day you grab a couple of Indonesian fellas, a bottle of lube and play 'two up'.

Title: Re: What’s your poison?
Post by Karnal on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 10:47pm

Gordon wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 10:29pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 10:27pm:

Jasin wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 10:20pm:

Good on you, son. No pubs on Anzac Day for you though.

I heard on Anzac day you grab a couple of Indonesian fellas, a bottle of lube and play 'two up'.

Yeah, and you'll lose your shirt on two-up, you sound unlucky.

What do Indonesians have to do with it?

Title: Re: What’s your poison?
Post by .JaSin. on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 10:48pm

They don't look as Yellow as the Malaysians? :-?

Title: Re: What’s your poison?
Post by Gordon on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 10:53pm

Karnal wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 10:47pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 10:29pm:

Karnal wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 10:27pm:

Jasin wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 10:20pm:

Good on you, son. No pubs on Anzac Day for you though.

I heard on Anzac day you grab a couple of Indonesian fellas, a bottle of lube and play 'two up'.

Yeah, and you'll lose your shirt on two-up, you sound unlucky.

What do Indonesians have to do with it?

What happens in Yogya stays on Yogya?

Title: Re: What’s your poison?
Post by Karnal on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 11:21pm

Jasin wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 10:48pm:

They don't look as Yellow as the Malaysians? :-?

I don't know what you're talking about. Malaysians are a sort of tawny colour. Why would Indonesians be running two-up on the One Day of the Year?

Title: Re: What’s your poison?
Post by Bobby. on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 7:07am

Karnal wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 9:52pm:

This thread has turned into an AA meeting. ;D

Title: Re: What’s your poison?
Post by Gordon on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 9:11am

Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 9:54pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 9:27pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 9:22pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 9:11pm:

I don't drink often but back in the day I loved a spliff and a few other substances.

Naught naughty. ;)

And what happened to all the good hash that was around in my day? It's all nasty hydro these days.

Good old bush stuff is the way to go Gordon. A nice even high.

Can you hook me up?

Title: Re: What’s your poison?
Post by .JaSin. on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 9:06pm

Karnal wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 11:21pm:

Jasin wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 10:48pm:

They don't look as Yellow as the Malaysians? :-?

I don't know what you're talking about. Malaysians are a sort of tawny colour. Why would Indonesians be running two-up on the One Day of the Year?

Ha! Malaysians aren't tawny - they're just 1 of 50 Shades of Yellow, that can't do anything but just 'breed' in Asia (they can't bloody run their countries too well ::) :P)

Breeding Pits
Sahul (Aust) = White
Oceania = Grey
Asia = Yellow
Africa = Black
N.America = Red
S.America = Green (olive)
Middle-East = Brown
Europe = Blue

...now when it comes to 'Who rules' that part of the world, well its entirely different list ;) :D

Title: Re: What’s your poison?
Post by .JaSin. on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 9:10pm

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 9:11am:

Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 9:54pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 9:27pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 9:22pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 9:11pm:

I don't drink often but back in the day I loved a spliff and a few other substances.

Naught naughty. ;)

And what happened to all the good hash that was around in my day? It's all nasty hydro these days.

Good old bush stuff is the way to go Gordon. A nice even high.

Can you hook me up?

Ar man. In Kathmandu, when I was there - they had giant 'trees' of Marijuana growing on the sides of roads and paths, everywhere.

Here in Australia - the entire continent was 75% covered in many species of Eucalyptus... which emits a vapour of blue looking 'sedation'. No wonder the Aboriginals fell asleep into their 'dreamtime'. They were doped out for 60,000 years like Koala's on gum leaves.

Marijuana is so passe ::) :D

Title: Re: What’s your poison?
Post by Gordon on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 9:17pm

Jasin wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 9:10pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 9:11am:

Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 9:54pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 9:27pm:

Mr Hammer wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 9:22pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 9:11pm:

I don't drink often but back in the day I loved a spliff and a few other substances.

Naught naughty. ;)

And what happened to all the good hash that was around in my day? It's all nasty hydro these days.

Good old bush stuff is the way to go Gordon. A nice even high.

Can you hook me up?

Yups I saw the stuff everywhere in the Indian side of the hill.

But I wonder if the Abo dreamtime stories come from using DMT sources from acacia trees.

Title: Re: What’s your poison?
Post by Yadda on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 9:22pm

Glenmorangie, ....just a small sip, every other day.

Title: Re: What’s your poison?
Post by .JaSin. on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 9:24pm

;D ;D

Sahul: the most Poisonous Region of the World. Here, the trees themselves emit a vapour of sedation that for generation after generation, slowly put them to sleep like a 'laid back' job to do tomorrow or the next. You think gunja is good, man - this Eucalyptus put someone to sleep for 60,000 years.
Why do you think I live out in the bush often? ;) :D

Title: Re: What’s your poison?
Post by it_is_the_light on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 9:51pm

Karnal wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 9:52pm:

thats one tough muddah

tell us the one about why you went to the meekong to kill thine yellow tinted brethren ?

Gender: female

Title: Re: What’s your poison?
Post by .JaSin. on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 10:24pm

Gee. When I was in Nam we chewed on Uranium Steaks and drank Agent Orange Juice. We shot those little yellow people from the safety of the sky as we buried them deep underground where they belong.

Title: Re: What’s your poison?
Post by UnSubRocky on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 12:44am

Sober since December. Trying to make it to 2020.

Title: Re: What’s your poison?
Post by Ye Grappler on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 1:34am

Arrrgh - the Guinness now, and the Jamesons Irish..... aarrrgh....

Title: Re: What’s your poison?
Post by Ye Grappler on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 1:37am

Jasin wrote on Apr 20^th, 2019 at 10:24pm:

Gee. When I was in Nam we chewed on Uranium Steaks and drank Agent Orange Juice. We shot those little yellow people from the safety of the sky as we buried them deep underground where they belong.

Nambucca Heads? Wild place.....

Title: Re: What’s your poison?
Post by Ye Grappler on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 1:38am

Kiwi Dave wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 8:42pm:

I’m on my 8th tinny of VB. You?

Gawd... a Maori's beer.... like Dom Bit... I've tried for years - can't stomach Victorian beer...

Title: Re: What’s your poison?
Post by Ye Grappler on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 1:40am

Karnal wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 9:52pm:

::)

Title: Re: What’s your poison?
Post by .JaSin. on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 8:59pm

Sir Grappler Truth Teller OAM wrote on Apr 21^st, 2019 at 1:38am:

Kiwi Dave wrote on Apr 19^th, 2019 at 8:42pm:

I’m on my 8th tinny of VB. You?

Gawd... a Maori's beer.... like Dom Bit... I've tried for years - can't stomach Victorian beer...

VB = VOMIT BEER. Also known as VIETNAMESE Beer as that's their beer of preference in Cabramatta. Seems the 'city' Maori like it too.

Yes Grapps. True - there are not many little yellow people in Nambucca Heads.