Funny stuff - Why Men Shouldn't Buy Baby Clothes

All Daddy wanted was a blowjob

Daddy drinks because I cry

Are you my daddy?

I can kick your baby's ass

My pee-pee is bigger than yours

Playground pimp

Now that I'm safe I'm pro choice

They shake me

Daddy's lil' squirt

I tore mummy a new one

Dust mop baby clothes