greggerypeccary wrote on Jul 2
nd, 2025 at 1:46pm:
aquascoot wrote on Jul 2
nd, 2025 at 6:08am:
I reckon on Epstein Island the babes were lining up to get Trump or Bill.
Lining up?
They were children.
It was rape.
You get sicker by the day.
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Aquascoot's just going through the male menopause, Greggery. You get that.
Sure, most gents head out and get a Harley to park in the driveway, go to Advanced Hair, get a bit of liposuction or do a Native Indian healing retreat.
Problem solved, right?
Aquascoot would prefer to go all-in. He's got the Brut 33, the hairpiece, the karate bathrobe and the penis pump. Six times a day, he's down in the garage working out. He's got Mrs Scoot thinking it's a special device to make his high-protein shakes. She offers to make them for him in the kitchen.
No no, Aquascoot says, I can do it! If the great Mahatma Gandhi could weave his own loincloth, I can whip up a simple load of Wheg Protein supplement, thank you very much.
She offers to bring sandwiches.
Thank you, dear, no. One must watch one's kilojoule intake. Now, if you'll excuse...
Mrs Scoot offers him a carrot instead.
Woman, enough! I'm overdue for my 30 minute workout!