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Reply #15 - Apr 14^th, 2025 at 6:46am

Jasin wrote on Apr 14^th, 2025 at 6:40am:

None of you little pinks could survive in the wild Grin

It's all about getting ripped off -

when you buy apples in April you expect this season's apples -
fresh and crispy -
not one year old apples kept in a Nitrogen gas cold room that are soft and flowery.
They should have to display the "picked" date.

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Jovial Monk Gold Member Offline Dogs not cats! Posts: 49242 Gender:	Re: Coles apples not crispy Reply #16 - Apr 14^th, 2025 at 6:49am Told you supermarket food is rubbish food. There will be a farmers market not too far from you. Look it up, visit. Fresh fruit & veg, jams and pickles, breads and biscuits.
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Reply #17 - Apr 14^th, 2025 at 6:52am

Bobby. wrote on Apr 14^th, 2025 at 6:46am:

Jasin wrote on Apr 14^th, 2025 at 6:40am:

None of you little pinks could survive in the wild Grin

It's all about getting ripped off -

when you buy apples in April you expect this season's apples -
fresh and crispy -
not one year old apples kept in a Nitrogen gas cold room that are soft and flowery.
They should have to display the "picked" date.

Do you have a food fetish Bobby, like that lonely old homosexual Monk?

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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.

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Reply #18 - Apr 14^th, 2025 at 6:55am

Jovial Monk wrote on Apr 14^th, 2025 at 6:49am:

Told you supermarket food is rubbish food.

There will be a farmers market not too far from you. Look it up, visit. Fresh fruit & veg, jams and pickles, breads and biscuits.

I am determined to find a place with fresh fruit and veges - and I will.

Tasmania has the best apples in Australia - you are lucky.

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John Smith Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 77082 Gender:	Re: Coles apples not crispy Reply #19 - Apr 14^th, 2025 at 7:04am Jasin wrote on Apr 14^th, 2025 at 6:40am: None of you little pinks could survive in the wild None of them have to. Unlike you, they have homes.
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Reply #20 - Apr 14^th, 2025 at 7:07am

Jasin wrote on Apr 14^th, 2025 at 6:52am:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 14^th, 2025 at 6:46am:

Jasin wrote on Apr 14^th, 2025 at 6:40am:

None of you little pinks could survive in the wild Grin

It's all about getting ripped off -

when you buy apples in April you expect this season's apples -
fresh and crispy -
not one year old apples kept in a Nitrogen gas cold room that are soft and flowery.
They should have to display the "picked" date.

Do you have a food fetish Bobby, like that lonely old homosexual Monk?

Dear JaSin,
you are starting to see other guys as homos -

not that there's anything wrong with that. Embarrassed

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Reply #21 - Apr 14^th, 2025 at 8:48am

John Smith wrote on Apr 14^th, 2025 at 7:04am:

Jasin wrote on Apr 14^th, 2025 at 6:40am:

None of you little pinks could survive in the wild Grin

None of them have to. Unlike you, they have homes.

I'm just an uneducated, unskilled, unqualified homeless mental retard from too many blows to the head, unemployable Dole bludging, Aboriginal benefit bludging loser who got a stint in the music video 'Smells like teen spirit' with my mop and bucket. No-one wants me to sleep on their couch and I sleep in the bush, which is where I am now. Woe woe woe, what am I good for?😢

You're right John. I'm living a lie and I should end this. Today I will hang myself.

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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.

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Bobby. Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 111593 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Coles apples not crispy Reply #22 - Apr 14^th, 2025 at 5:02pm I went to two more fruit and vege shops today. Same thing in both places - the apples looked like the ones at Coles and they had no apple smell. I didn't buy any.
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Reply #23 - Apr 14^th, 2025 at 6:10pm

Bobby. wrote on Apr 14^th, 2025 at 6:55am:

Jovial Monk wrote on Apr 14^th, 2025 at 6:49am:

Told you supermarket food is rubbish food.

There will be a farmers market not too far from you. Look it up, visit. Fresh fruit & veg, jams and pickles, breads and biscuits.

I am determined to find a place with fresh fruit and veges - and I will.

Tasmania has the best apples in Australia - you are lucky.

Vic is cold enough in the south to grow OK apples, you are just looking in the wrong places.

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Reply #24 - Apr 14^th, 2025 at 6:12pm

Bobby. wrote on Apr 14^th, 2025 at 6:55am:

Jovial Monk wrote on Apr 14^th, 2025 at 6:49am:

Told you supermarket food is rubbish food.

There will be a farmers market not too far from you. Look it up, visit. Fresh fruit & veg, jams and pickles, breads and biscuits.

I am determined to find a place with fresh fruit and veges - and I will.

Tasmania has the best apples in Australia - you are lucky.

Western Australian Bridgetown area has Australia's best apples.

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Reply #25 - Apr 14^th, 2025 at 7:48pm

Jovial Monk wrote on Apr 14^th, 2025 at 6:10pm:

Bobby. wrote on Apr 14^th, 2025 at 6:55am:

Jovial Monk wrote on Apr 14^th, 2025 at 6:49am:

Told you supermarket food is rubbish food.

There will be a farmers market not too far from you. Look it up, visit. Fresh fruit & veg, jams and pickles, breads and biscuits.

I am determined to find a place with fresh fruit and veges - and I will.

Tasmania has the best apples in Australia - you are lucky.

Vic is cold enough in the south to grow OK apples, you are just looking in the wrong places.

It's not easy you fool -

it looks to me like most shops are getting their apples from Nitrogen filled cool rooms.

The apples are up to one year old. Roll Eyes

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Reply #26 - Apr 14^th, 2025 at 7:49pm

Bobby. wrote on Apr 14^th, 2025 at 6:55am:

Jovial Monk wrote on Apr 14^th, 2025 at 6:49am:

Told you supermarket food is rubbish food.

There will be a farmers market not too far from you. Look it up, visit. Fresh fruit & veg, jams and pickles, breads and biscuits.

I am determined to find a place with fresh fruit and veges - and I will.

Tasmania has the best apples in Australia - you are lucky.

Actually, I like Stanthorpe apples.
BTW Tassy is behind NSW and And Vic in terms of production.

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Reply #27 - Apr 14^th, 2025 at 8:06pm

Gordon wrote on Apr 14^th, 2025 at 7:49pm:

Actually, I like Stanthorpe apples.
BTW Tassy is behind NSW and And Vic in terms of production.

Ever eaten ripe apples straight from a tree?

They are really hard -
sometimes you have to wait a week for them to ripen a bit more in the fruit bowl
before you eat them.

The ones in the shop - yuck - soft flowery old rubbish.

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Re: Coles apples not crispy
Reply #28 - Apr 14^th, 2025 at 8:08pm

Bobby. wrote on Apr 14^th, 2025 at 8:06pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 14^th, 2025 at 7:49pm:

Actually, I like Stanthorpe apples.
BTW Tassy is behind NSW and And Vic in terms of production.

Ever eaten ripe apples straight from a tree?

They are really hard -
sometimes you have to wait a week for them to ripen a bit more in the fruit bowl
before you eat them.

The ones in the shop - yuck - soft flowery old rubbish.

I don't have to wait a week when I pick my apples, straight from the tree crispy, sweet and juicy. I don't even spray them but do lose some to the possum.

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Re: Coles apples not crispy
Reply #29 - Apr 14^th, 2025 at 8:12pm

Bobby. wrote on Apr 14^th, 2025 at 8:06pm:

Gordon wrote on Apr 14^th, 2025 at 7:49pm:

Actually, I like Stanthorpe apples.
BTW Tassy is behind NSW and And Vic in terms of production.

Ever eaten ripe apples straight from a tree?

They are really hard -
sometimes you have to wait a week for them to ripen a bit more in the fruit bowl
before you eat them.

The ones in the shop - yuck - soft flowery old rubbish.

Yup, one of my ex GFs was the daughter of a VERY large apple/pear orchard owner.
Had we married, I would be living/managing the orchard today Grin

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