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Lisa Jones
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May 31st, 2023 at 1:08pm  
My older kids are OBSESSED by these and regularly text me a few from their Facebook and Instagram feeds.

Here’s one they texted me today. It’s pretty clever hey!!
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If I let myself be bought then I am no longer free.

HYPATIA - Greek philosopher, mathematician and astronomer (370 - 415)
 
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Reply #1 - Jun 2nd, 2023 at 12:32pm  
There was a young man of Hyde
Who fell down a privy and died
His unfortunate brother
Fell down another
And now they are interred side by side
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If you don’t like abortions ignore them like you do school shootings.
 
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Reply #2 - Jun 3rd, 2023 at 12:50am  



A vulture boards an airplane carrying two dead raccoons.
The steward looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only
one carrion allowed per passenger.”
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Reply #3 - Jun 3rd, 2023 at 4:49am  
LOL! Good one!
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Reply #4 - Jun 4th, 2023 at 12:37am  



You may temporarily forget how to throw a boomerang,
but it will always come back to you.
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