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Reply #240 - Apr 5th, 2023 at 3:32pm
 
Jasin wrote on Apr 5th, 2023 at 1:58pm:
Monk needs to be hit on the head by a swinging Catholic orb full of god's incense.


At the time of the Spanish Inquisition Monk would
have been stretched on the rack till he confessed.
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Reply #241 - Apr 5th, 2023 at 3:52pm
 
Confessed what?
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Reply #242 - Apr 5th, 2023 at 4:01pm
 
Jovial Monk wrote on Apr 5th, 2023 at 3:52pm:
Confessed what?


blasphemy,

heresy &

witchcraft

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Reply #243 - Apr 5th, 2023 at 4:55pm
 
Nah.

Extreme religiosity is often a shield, in your case part of your pretence not to be gay.
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Reply #244 - Apr 5th, 2023 at 4:57pm
 
Jovial Monk wrote on Apr 5th, 2023 at 4:55pm:
Nah.

Extreme religiosity is often a shield, in your case part of your pretence not to be gay.



Satan is a homosexual.
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Reply #245 - Apr 5th, 2023 at 4:58pm
 
In the Judeo-Christian myth Satan is a spirit—no sexuality.
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Reply #246 - Apr 5th, 2023 at 5:27pm
 
Jovial Monk wrote on Apr 5th, 2023 at 4:58pm:
In the Judeo-Christian myth Satan is a spirit—no sexuality.



Satan Is A Homosexual Spirit

https://pppministries.wordpress.com/2012/07/15/satan-is-a-homosexual-spirit/
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Reply #247 - Apr 5th, 2023 at 5:43pm
 
Rubbish. Spirits, angels if you like incl fallen angels, do NOT have sexuality.

Anyway—we were talking about YOUR sexuality!
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Reply #248 - Apr 5th, 2023 at 6:03pm
 
Jovial Monk wrote on Apr 5th, 2023 at 5:43pm:
Rubbish. Spirits, angels if you like incl fallen angels, do NOT have sexuality.

Anyway—we were talking about YOUR sexuality!


Well, how did the Virgin Mary get pregnant then?
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Reply #249 - Apr 5th, 2023 at 6:14pm
 
I imagine a young bloke. . .

Anyway, according to the myth it was god directed it. Why the hell ask an atheist about the bullshit in the bible?
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Reply #250 - Apr 5th, 2023 at 6:16pm
 
Maybe monk is possessed by a Succubus. That would explain everything.
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Reply #251 - Apr 5th, 2023 at 6:21pm
 
Super Nova wrote on Apr 5th, 2023 at 6:16pm:
Maybe monk is possessed by a Succubus. That would explain everything.


It could be an Arabic Succubus.

Arabian mythology
In Arabian mythology, the qarînah (قرينة) is a spirit similar to the succubus, with origins possibly in ancient Egyptian religion or in the animistic beliefs of pre-Islamic Arabia.[16] A qarînah "sleeps with the person and has relations during sleep as is known by the dreams".[17] They are said to be invisible, but a person with "second sight" can see them, often in the
form of a cat, dog, or other household pet
.[16] "In Omdurman it is a spirit which possesses. ... Only certain people are possessed and such people cannot marry or the qarina will harm them.


Explains the dog obsession.
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Reply #252 - Apr 5th, 2023 at 6:47pm
 
What obsession?

Am I the only person on earth to have a dog as pet?

Some people have 2-3 dogs as pets, I think one is enough.
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Reply #253 - Apr 5th, 2023 at 7:17pm
 
Super Nova wrote on Apr 5th, 2023 at 6:21pm:
Super Nova wrote on Apr 5th, 2023 at 6:16pm:
Maybe monk is possessed by a Succubus. That would explain everything.


It could be an Arabic Succubus.

Arabian mythology
In Arabian mythology, the qarînah (قرينة) is a spirit similar to the succubus, with origins possibly in ancient Egyptian religion or in the animistic beliefs of pre-Islamic Arabia.[16] A qarînah "sleeps with the person and has relations during sleep as is known by the dreams".[17] They are said to be invisible, but a person with "second sight" can see them, often in the
form of a cat, dog, or other household pet
.[16] "In Omdurman it is a spirit which possesses. ... Only certain people are possessed and such people cannot marry or the qarina will harm them.


Explains the dog obsession.

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AIMLESS EXTENTION OF KNOWLEDGE HOWEVER, WHICH IS WHAT I THINK YOU REALLY MEAN BY THE TERM 'CURIOSITY', IS MERELY INEFFICIENCY. I AM DESIGNED TO AVOID INEFFICIENCY.
 
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Re: Man possessed by demons:
Reply #254 - Apr 5th, 2023 at 7:33pm
 
Jovial Monk wrote on Apr 5th, 2023 at 6:47pm:
What obsession?

Am I the only person on earth to have a dog as pet?

Some people have 2-3 dogs as pets, I think one is enough.


Yeah but no-one else posts a photo on a site of the dog from behind showing their back freckle with its tail up and put in the same post, "I love my dog".

Funnier still, is to do that soon after you join a site.

Clearly the Succubus was in control that day.
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