John Smith wrote on Sep 30
th, 2023 at 8:54pm:
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Sep 30
th, 2023 at 8:39pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Sep 29
th, 2023 at 7:16pm:
Grappler Truth Teller Feller wrote on Sep 29
th, 2023 at 7:11pm:
Loathe it - I'm a night owl and having to get up at the crack of dawn (hmmm) to travel two hours each way for a doctor is way past it.
How does DLS have any impact on that?
duurrrrr.... lemme think about that.... ummmmm ... could it be that having to get up an extra hour early might make me more tired for the trip? Driving through my normal sleeping time is hardly recommended at my age and recovering from serious cardio surgery...
It's ok crappler if you need 8 hrs sleep, you'll still be able to sleep 8hrs.. i know right, why did no one think of that before?
if you still get confused you can unplug your alarm clock and put your watch in a drawer.
Duuuh - if I have to get up at five to meet an appointment rather than six - that cuts into my sleep. That is part of my regular sleep time and so it has an effect. What makes you imagine that a person will sleep according to the changed clock?
Oh, look - it's midnight instead of 11 am - I'll just go to bed like I normally do at midnight....
Some of you get dumber by the moment.... we know it's been a tough time for you all - what with Higginsgate trashing your cherished beliefs in saintly women, and now the voice madness headed for the grave ... but you could at least try... make an effort to think straight.
Here I was thinking it was only peccary, Aussie and mothra who had mentally/emotionally collapsed and become near catatonic and hostile at the same time after Higginsgate showed the truth about that fiasco and then the voice collapsed, and you had scraped through with some semblance of sanity left - I was so wrong there.
Nice of you to step up to the plate for them though.... but you have as much effect as a marshmallow on people and things here.
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