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Captain Nemo Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 8432 Melbourne Gender:	Pundits of wordplay Sep 17^th, 2022 at 10:44am I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 8565 armidale Gender:	Re: Pundits of wordplay Reply #1 - Sep 17^th, 2022 at 11:19am My shoes came from an ex-politician. They were squeaking in tongues to uplift the soles.
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Captain Nemo Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 8432 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Pundits of wordplay Reply #2 - Sep 23^rd, 2022 at 10:36am I tried to come up with a carpentry pun…that woodwork. I think I nailed it. But nobody saw it.
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Frank Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 40526 Gender:	Re: Pundits of wordplay Reply #3 - Sep 23^rd, 2022 at 10:58am Santa Claus' helpers are known as subordinate Clauses. Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
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Captain Nemo Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 8432 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Pundits of wordplay Reply #4 - Sep 28^th, 2022 at 11:02pm I saw a documentary about how ships are put together… it was riveting.
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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 8565 armidale Gender:	Re: Pundits of wordplay Reply #5 - Sep 29^th, 2022 at 6:31am Afterwards it's breaking news.
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Captain Nemo Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 8432 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Pundits of wordplay Reply #6 - Oct 8^th, 2022 at 11:42am
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MeisterEckhart Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 10458 Gender:	Re: Pundits of wordplay Reply #7 - Oct 8^th, 2022 at 11:53am "Yeah, it's a big boat, but will it float?" "I guess we'll have to weight and sea."
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Sophia Gold Member Offline Posts: 7847	Re: Pundits of wordplay Reply #8 - Oct 8^th, 2022 at 12:33pm Time flies like an arrow… but fruit flies like a banana. Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 8565 armidale Gender:	Re: Pundits of wordplay Reply #9 - Oct 8^th, 2022 at 4:11pm Mr Lin, an Italian musician, had a daughter named Amanda.
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Lisa Jones Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 39047 Sydney Gender:	Re: Pundits of wordplay Reply #10 - Oct 8^th, 2022 at 4:22pm How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meet Patty.
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MeisterEckhart Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 10458 Gender:	Re: Pundits of wordplay Reply #11 - Oct 8^th, 2022 at 4:26pm chimera wrote on Oct 8^th, 2022 at 4:11pm: Mr Lin, an Italian musician, had a daughter named Amanda. Amanda Hugginkiss?
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Sophia Gold Member Offline Posts: 7847	Re: Pundits of wordplay Reply #12 - Oct 9^th, 2022 at 2:39pm Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak.
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chimera Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 8565 armidale Gender:	Re: Pundits of wordplay Reply #13 - Oct 9^th, 2022 at 4:04pm I'm worried when a hospital has only skeleton staff due to a lightning strike action.
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Captain Nemo Gold Member Offline Australian Politics Posts: 8432 Melbourne Gender:	Re: Pundits of wordplay Reply #14 - Dec 14^th, 2022 at 10:35am
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