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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Pregnant Hands Sep 14^th, 2022 at 10:23pm Men who masturbate ‘will find their hands pregnant,’ says Islamic preacher https://english.alarabiya.net/variety/2015/05/26/Men-who-masturbate-will-find-th...
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AiA Gold Member Offline Posts: 18405 Gender:	Re: Pregnant Hands Reply #1 - Sep 14^th, 2022 at 10:26pm so if the masturbator washes his hands he is an abortionist, right?
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freediver Gold Member Offline www.ozpolitic.com Posts: 47436 At my desk.	Re: Pregnant Hands Reply #2 - Sep 15^th, 2022 at 6:39am May your hands give birth to a pregnant hand.
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Yadda Gold Member Offline Posts: 20964 A cat with a view	Re: Pregnant Hands Reply #3 - Sep 15^th, 2022 at 7:34am ".....I will bring evil upon this people, even the fruit of their thoughts, because they have not hearkened unto my words, nor to my law, but rejected it." Q. Are men and women nothing but beasts ? Behaviour.
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Reply #4 - Nov 3^rd, 2022 at 2:23pm

‘Hand skeleton spells out Allah’: Bangladeshi professor publishes research paper claiming parts of human skeleton represent Islamic phrases

Mohammad Abul Hossain of the University of Dhaka published a paper itled Structure Of Human Skeleton Exhibits The Mysterious Love Of Allah (SWT) To Prophet Muhammad (SAW) showing that various parts of the human skeleton spells out different Islamic words and phrases

https://www.opindia.com/2022/10/bangladeshi-professor-claims-parts-human-skeleto...

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Reply #5 - Nov 3^rd, 2022 at 2:32pm

"Mucahid Cihad Han reportedly made the remark when a man confessed to him that despite being married he still masturbates."

'Despite'? More like 'because'.

What's that "joke"?

Put a jar by your bed on your wedding night and drop a marble in to it every time you have sex.

After 12 months, you take a marble out of the jar every time you have sex.

You'll never empty the jar.

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