Mattyfisk wrote on May 26
th, 2022 at 7:15pm:
Johnnie wrote on May 26
th, 2022 at 4:49am:
Why the pucking hell is P Wong in Tokyo doing the defence ministers job, FFS she has taken control already, bossy pants bully girl gets whatever she wants and Albo has no say, how can that slut be trusted with defence stuff, she works for the CCP. I hope Albo fixes her right up.
She's only there for the sushi, Matty. Those Chows think with their stomachs. You won't see her biting into a decent steak or chop, that's for sure.
Anyway, Albo's already fixed her up. Apparently they've got her an appointment with some celebrity surgeon. They're going to cut a flap of skin off her arm and sew a dick on her. Wait until you see her next - she'll be standing at the trough with the blokes before long, you'll see. Visit the Qantas lounge gents at Adelaide Airport if you want a gawk - she'll be showing if off to the journos when she gets back.
Apparently you have to inflate them to get a hard-on. If you catch Penny blowing into a tube up her sleeve, you'll know what's coming. Penny plans to pork some poor public servant.
I doubt that's true, I watch lesbian porn all day and i have never seen a lesbian with a dick let alone a lesbian with a dick made out of a piece of arm, if it is true i will not be doing the dirty deed on her, you might like to or the SadKangaroo would hop into bed with Penny and fix her up for the good of Australia and then he would be a HappyKangaroo again.
BREAKING: p Wong has dick sewn on made out of her arm and was seen being humped by a sad looking Kangaroo.
Seems you were right Khunt. All is well that ends well I always say (old jungle saying)