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Where's Karnal?
Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:06pm
 
I miss the air of curry-scented bum sweat.
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Reply #1 - Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:20pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:06pm:
I miss the air of curry-scented bum sweat.


I miss Karnal's fist up your arse ...
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Reply #2 - Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:22pm
 
AiA wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:20pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:06pm:
I miss the air of curry-scented bum sweat.


I miss Karnal's fist up your arse ...


That still leaves an awful lot of room.

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Reply #3 - Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:27pm
 
greggerypeccary wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:22pm:
AiA wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:20pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:06pm:
I miss the air of curry-scented bum sweat.


I miss Karnal's fist up your arse ...


That still leaves an awful lot of room.



We may even find an entire Indian family up in Hammer's bum along with the cabbie husband ...
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Reply #4 - Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:29pm
 
Look! Karnal is logged in now fresh after slicing & dicing a mountain of chili peppers and is ready to give Hammer a handjob
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Reply #5 - Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:31pm
 
AiA wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:29pm:
Look! Karnal is logged in now fresh after slicing & dicing a mountain of chili peppers and is ready to give Hammer a handjob



Before or after s/he felches you?
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Reply #6 - Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:35pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:31pm:
AiA wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:29pm:
Look! Karnal is logged in now fresh after slicing & dicing a mountain of chili peppers and is ready to give Hammer a handjob



Before or after s/he felches you?


As long as s/he doesn't touch me with those chili pepper hands I will be fine but your junk will be ON FIRE!
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Reply #7 - Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:37pm
 
AiA wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:35pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:31pm:
AiA wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:29pm:
Look! Karnal is logged in now fresh after slicing & dicing a mountain of chili peppers and is ready to give Hammer a handjob



Before or after s/he felches you?


As long as s/he doesn't touch me with those chili pepper hands I will be fine but your junk will be ON FIRE!


It is just thinking about it.
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Reply #8 - Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:38pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:37pm:
AiA wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:35pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:31pm:
AiA wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:29pm:
Look! Karnal is logged in now fresh after slicing & dicing a mountain of chili peppers and is ready to give Hammer a handjob



Before or after s/he felches you?


As long as s/he doesn't touch me with those chili pepper hands I will be fine but your junk will be ON FIRE!


It is just thinking about it.


You think about Karnal a lot, don't you?
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Reply #9 - Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:41pm
 
AiA wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:38pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:37pm:
AiA wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:35pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:31pm:
AiA wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:29pm:
Look! Karnal is logged in now fresh after slicing & dicing a mountain of chili peppers and is ready to give Hammer a handjob



Before or after s/he felches you?


As long as s/he doesn't touch me with those chili pepper hands I will be fine but your junk will be ON FIRE!


It is just thinking about it.


You think about Karnal a lot, don't you?


Every time I see kaka in a parking garage.
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Reply #10 - Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:42pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:41pm:
AiA wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:38pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:37pm:
AiA wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:35pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:31pm:
AiA wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:29pm:
Look! Karnal is logged in now fresh after slicing & dicing a mountain of chili peppers and is ready to give Hammer a handjob



Before or after s/he felches you?


As long as s/he doesn't touch me with those chili pepper hands I will be fine but your junk will be ON FIRE!


It is just thinking about it.


You think about Karnal a lot, don't you?


Every time I see kaka in a parking garage.


So Karnal drives a cab?
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Reply #11 - Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:45pm
 
AiA wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:42pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:41pm:
AiA wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:38pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:37pm:
AiA wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:35pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:31pm:
AiA wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:29pm:
Look! Karnal is logged in now fresh after slicing & dicing a mountain of chili peppers and is ready to give Hammer a handjob



Before or after s/he felches you?


As long as s/he doesn't touch me with those chili pepper hands I will be fine but your junk will be ON FIRE!


It is just thinking about it.


You think about Karnal a lot, don't you?


Every time I see kaka in a parking garage.


So Karnal drives a cab?



No, but her bush lawyer husband does.
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Reply #12 - Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:58pm
 
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:45pm:
AiA wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:42pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:41pm:
AiA wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:38pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:37pm:
AiA wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:35pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:31pm:
AiA wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:29pm:
Look! Karnal is logged in now fresh after slicing & dicing a mountain of chili peppers and is ready to give Hammer a handjob



Before or after s/he felches you?


As long as s/he doesn't touch me with those chili pepper hands I will be fine but your junk will be ON FIRE!


It is just thinking about it.


You think about Karnal a lot, don't you?


Every time I see kaka in a parking garage.


So Karnal drives a cab?



No, but her bush lawyer husband does.


Did they meet in the strawberry patch?
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Reply #13 - Oct 28th, 2021 at 11:58pm
 
This is a question that has tortured me for days now... though I must confess to a high degree of indifference to the issue.... it's only metaphorical torture of the soul, you see ... paying obeisance to the niceties of civilised behaviour by actually expressing concern about the disappearance of such a monumental contributor?

Maybe he was sitting in a car with his son and they both got burned by a passing ethnic enemy or something... that kind of thing happens without much disturbing the surface calm of the overall Universe.... even the cops shrug and say -

"Oh that?  Just another Usual Suspect Thing - dime a dozen.... as long as they don't harm Innocent Bystanders, of course......"
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Reply #14 - Oct 28th, 2021 at 11:59pm
 
AiA wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:27pm:
greggerypeccary wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:22pm:
AiA wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:20pm:
Mr Hammer wrote on Oct 28th, 2021 at 10:06pm:
I miss the air of curry-scented bum sweat.


I miss Karnal's fist up your arse ...


That still leaves an awful lot of room.



We may even find an entire Indian family up in Hammer's bum along with the cabbie husband ...


They do like to eat fresh ...... direct from the source....
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